Kwisatz Haterade
@lowbeyonder.bsky.social
USian living in Ireland 🏳️⚧️ May be NSFW, or just unhinged.
Plural system (lazy about attribution tho)
💠/🪆 Athena: host, doll, owned by @f-89.bsky.social
🖋️ Virginia: Host Emeritus
❤️🔥 Gally: along for the ride
& others who don't post much.
Plural system (lazy about attribution tho)
💠/🪆 Athena: host, doll, owned by @f-89.bsky.social
🖋️ Virginia: Host Emeritus
❤️🔥 Gally: along for the ride
& others who don't post much.
Pinned
Kwisatz Haterade
@lowbeyonder.bsky.social
· Oct 11
Now that we can finally pin posts I'm putting this up to forever minimize the risk of anyone getting the mistaken impression that I am a reasonable person who makes sensible decisions in life.
Mana Drain, my belovéd… one day, we will return…
Mana Drain, my belovéd… one day, we will return…
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Unfortunately I saw ROMEO X JULIET at an impressionable age so all of these axis indicators are psychologically equivalent to me
November 18, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Unfortunately I saw ROMEO X JULIET at an impressionable age so all of these axis indicators are psychologically equivalent to me
🪆 The doll is ordered to post that it has been 1,403 hours since its last orgasm.
November 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
🪆 The doll is ordered to post that it has been 1,403 hours since its last orgasm.
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hi friends, i'm still unemployed after 2 months living in boston. if you can spare a few dollars to help me out with groceries & bills or give this a lil repost, i would be so thankful 🖤
$thrillow
@thrillow
$thrillow
@thrillow
November 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
hi friends, i'm still unemployed after 2 months living in boston. if you can spare a few dollars to help me out with groceries & bills or give this a lil repost, i would be so thankful 🖤
$thrillow
@thrillow
$thrillow
@thrillow
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wind-up girl
November 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
wind-up girl
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Mtg x monhun secret lair and they didn't even make them sexy. Wtf.
November 18, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Mtg x monhun secret lair and they didn't even make them sexy. Wtf.
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First day as a backend engineer at #cloudflare today. Found a minor bug and fixed it using ChatGPT. Let's see where the journey takes me.
November 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
First day as a backend engineer at #cloudflare today. Found a minor bug and fixed it using ChatGPT. Let's see where the journey takes me.
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its cool how the internet actually works like this xkcd comic from 2011 now
November 18, 2025 at 2:53 PM
its cool how the internet actually works like this xkcd comic from 2011 now
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I just can't stand the way Cthulhumas has been commercialised these days
This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I just can't stand the way Cthulhumas has been commercialised these days
Why do the lights in every meeting room in this building default to "noon on Arrakis"? I might at well get fucking flashbanged every time I go through the door.
November 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Why do the lights in every meeting room in this building default to "noon on Arrakis"? I might at well get fucking flashbanged every time I go through the door.
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Can't find out if Cloudflare is down because Cloudflare being down has taken out DownDetector, along with half the internet.
November 18, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Can't find out if Cloudflare is down because Cloudflare being down has taken out DownDetector, along with half the internet.
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Calvin and Hobbes is one of a handful of pieces of art that I sort of expected to leave behind when I grew into adulthood but instead continue to point at in increasingly desperate ways to beg people to increase their humanity
Happy 40th birthday to Bill Waterson’s ‘Calvin and Hobbes’. A work of consummate, stubborn, human, and more-than-human art.
November 18, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Calvin and Hobbes is one of a handful of pieces of art that I sort of expected to leave behind when I grew into adulthood but instead continue to point at in increasingly desperate ways to beg people to increase their humanity
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Throwing a bag of taco bell into the middle of a therian meet up with the words, "To the best Coyote" written on the bag in sharpie
March 2, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Throwing a bag of taco bell into the middle of a therian meet up with the words, "To the best Coyote" written on the bag in sharpie
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100% what happened. The history of anti-trans politics is trying to design a legitimizing study around a conclusion, massaging the data when that doesn't work, and then just giving up and raw-dogging what they were going to do anyway.
Kind of feels like the IOC expected for the study to say "yeah trans women are like the hulk somehow" and when it completely undercut the reasoning behind banning us. They have simply elected to ignore their own work.
November 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
100% what happened. The history of anti-trans politics is trying to design a legitimizing study around a conclusion, massaging the data when that doesn't work, and then just giving up and raw-dogging what they were going to do anyway.
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fuck
gmning bskies.
we regret to inform you that it is tuesday.
we have some unfortunate news. it is tuesday, and we apologize.
despite our best efforts, we have no choice but to tell you that it is tuesday.
we regret to inform you that it is tuesday.
we have some unfortunate news. it is tuesday, and we apologize.
despite our best efforts, we have no choice but to tell you that it is tuesday.
November 18, 2025 at 9:54 AM
fuck
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On the surface, Celeste is about how being trans lets you double-jump, but when you dig deeper into the themes and meaning, it’s really about how being plural lets you triple-jump.
November 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
On the surface, Celeste is about how being trans lets you double-jump, but when you dig deeper into the themes and meaning, it’s really about how being plural lets you triple-jump.
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You all are beyond incredible. I still have a ways to go but I am so grateful. I'm gonna keep trying to get momentum on this this week. If we can reach my next stretch goal I think I can get long-term housing lined up by Wednesday. Thank you thank you thank you
Hi y'all I very prematurely closed my old gfm and I've started a new one. Things are quite dire and it's looking like I'm going to need to hire a lawyer which I can't afford. Your help would mean the world to me truly.
CA: @margotlaine
Venmo: @marghoul
CA: @margotlaine
Venmo: @marghoul
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November 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
You all are beyond incredible. I still have a ways to go but I am so grateful. I'm gonna keep trying to get momentum on this this week. If we can reach my next stretch goal I think I can get long-term housing lined up by Wednesday. Thank you thank you thank you
Love having to out myself at the bank b/c the guy who processed my name change three years ago fucked it up.
November 17, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Love having to out myself at the bank b/c the guy who processed my name change three years ago fucked it up.
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Thing is, AI companies are saying the tech equivalent of "AI can empty your dishwasher", we just all know enough about dishes to see that AI cannot possibly empty our dishwashers.
I don't want AI generated art, I want AI emptied dishwasher
November 17, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Thing is, AI companies are saying the tech equivalent of "AI can empty your dishwasher", we just all know enough about dishes to see that AI cannot possibly empty our dishwashers.
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A doll.
And so it does its best to make its witch proud of it.
It puts its all into everything it does.
Even if its all doesn't amount to much more than a cursory effort by comparison.
How little it can do when compared to almost anyone or anything else...
And so it does its best to make its witch proud of it.
It puts its all into everything it does.
Even if its all doesn't amount to much more than a cursory effort by comparison.
How little it can do when compared to almost anyone or anything else...
November 17, 2025 at 6:26 AM
A doll.
And so it does its best to make its witch proud of it.
It puts its all into everything it does.
Even if its all doesn't amount to much more than a cursory effort by comparison.
How little it can do when compared to almost anyone or anything else...
And so it does its best to make its witch proud of it.
It puts its all into everything it does.
Even if its all doesn't amount to much more than a cursory effort by comparison.
How little it can do when compared to almost anyone or anything else...
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“MTG’s latest stunt is a gift to white weenies” could literally be either
November 17, 2025 at 10:34 AM
“MTG’s latest stunt is a gift to white weenies” could literally be either
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with Marjorie Taylor Greene being kind of a whack job and magic the gathering rolling every IP it can into the game, it’s taking longer and longer to decipher which one posts about “MTG” are actually referencing lately
November 17, 2025 at 10:05 AM
with Marjorie Taylor Greene being kind of a whack job and magic the gathering rolling every IP it can into the game, it’s taking longer and longer to decipher which one posts about “MTG” are actually referencing lately