Eleanor from outside
@theboatfromjaws.bsky.social
weightlifting, birds, lewds
bro are you beholding this shit?
bro if mine eyes deceive me you gotttttta tell me bro
bro if mine eyes deceive me you gotttttta tell me bro
February 18, 2026 at 4:05 PM
bro are you beholding this shit?
bro if mine eyes deceive me you gotttttta tell me bro
bro if mine eyes deceive me you gotttttta tell me bro
Was struggling to come up with a personally significant number to put on a custom race plate for my new motorcycle until this morning's ego inflating bra fitting excursion. My vanity is boundless
February 17, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Was struggling to come up with a personally significant number to put on a custom race plate for my new motorcycle until this morning's ego inflating bra fitting excursion. My vanity is boundless
Practicing my Gilbert Gottfried impression so I can do a really funny vooice reveal bit at my new follower milestone
February 17, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Practicing my Gilbert Gottfried impression so I can do a really funny vooice reveal bit at my new follower milestone
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The fucked up thing about falling in love in this historical moment is that a lot of our tenderest moments feel suspiciously like the memory montages the nightmare post apocalypse movie cuts to periodically in order to show how much the hero has lost
February 17, 2026 at 7:14 AM
The fucked up thing about falling in love in this historical moment is that a lot of our tenderest moments feel suspiciously like the memory montages the nightmare post apocalypse movie cuts to periodically in order to show how much the hero has lost
The fucked up thing about falling in love in this historical moment is that a lot of our tenderest moments feel suspiciously like the memory montages the nightmare post apocalypse movie cuts to periodically in order to show how much the hero has lost
February 17, 2026 at 7:14 AM
The fucked up thing about falling in love in this historical moment is that a lot of our tenderest moments feel suspiciously like the memory montages the nightmare post apocalypse movie cuts to periodically in order to show how much the hero has lost
one cool feature of having a boyfriend that used to be a horse girl is that they can braid your hair for you
February 16, 2026 at 7:09 PM
one cool feature of having a boyfriend that used to be a horse girl is that they can braid your hair for you
I'm keeping one of the weird things I rode today, but I'm not saying which
February 15, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I'm keeping one of the weird things I rode today, but I'm not saying which
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I should never have taught my boyfriend the roundhouse kick, he was not prepared to use this technology responsibly
February 14, 2026 at 5:27 AM
I should never have taught my boyfriend the roundhouse kick, he was not prepared to use this technology responsibly
I should never have taught my boyfriend the roundhouse kick, he was not prepared to use this technology responsibly
February 14, 2026 at 5:27 AM
I should never have taught my boyfriend the roundhouse kick, he was not prepared to use this technology responsibly
My boyfriend won't let me post photos of them online but trust me, I got one of the cutest ones
February 12, 2026 at 6:42 AM
My boyfriend won't let me post photos of them online but trust me, I got one of the cutest ones
This is me
February 10, 2026 at 11:53 PM
This is me
Last june I got a weird sunburn in the shape of my hands on my lower back due to lazy sunscreen application and the hand shaped tan is STILL THERE
February 10, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Last june I got a weird sunburn in the shape of my hands on my lower back due to lazy sunscreen application and the hand shaped tan is STILL THERE
Check this thing out
February 10, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Check this thing out
One time in college an old construction worker with a big white beard complimented my bike so I got on the fixie hipster forums and posted some shit like "cool old guy liked my bike, Sheldon Brown lives??" and then next time I ran into him he was like "I do NOT look like Sheldon Brown"
February 10, 2026 at 6:58 PM
One time in college an old construction worker with a big white beard complimented my bike so I got on the fixie hipster forums and posted some shit like "cool old guy liked my bike, Sheldon Brown lives??" and then next time I ran into him he was like "I do NOT look like Sheldon Brown"
i over-focused on glute med/min hypertrophy at the expense of the glute max and now i have two asses, one right on top of the other.
i was going to continue this joke and say that my body would eventually attempt to open a second hole back there, but that actually did happen and it required surgery
i was going to continue this joke and say that my body would eventually attempt to open a second hole back there, but that actually did happen and it required surgery
February 9, 2026 at 9:53 PM
i over-focused on glute med/min hypertrophy at the expense of the glute max and now i have two asses, one right on top of the other.
i was going to continue this joke and say that my body would eventually attempt to open a second hole back there, but that actually did happen and it required surgery
i was going to continue this joke and say that my body would eventually attempt to open a second hole back there, but that actually did happen and it required surgery
My partner gets out of bed every morning looking like a SPiNDLE OC and then dresses up like the butchest lesbian you've ever seen and goes to work a long shift as a handyman and I'm obsessed with their entire vibe
February 9, 2026 at 9:11 PM
My partner gets out of bed every morning looking like a SPiNDLE OC and then dresses up like the butchest lesbian you've ever seen and goes to work a long shift as a handyman and I'm obsessed with their entire vibe
I stayed in the closet for years thinking of all the discrimination and hate I would face and then I came out and it's been six years, most in Texas, and literally the worst thing that's happened to me was a cashier rolling her eyes at my ID. It was all beautiful and nothing hurt.
"Being out openly is scary" it is really not! You are torturing yourself over people who do not matter at all <3
February 9, 2026 at 8:35 PM
I stayed in the closet for years thinking of all the discrimination and hate I would face and then I came out and it's been six years, most in Texas, and literally the worst thing that's happened to me was a cashier rolling her eyes at my ID. It was all beautiful and nothing hurt.
I keep being like whoa my muscles are actually getting bigger! All I did was work each muscle group to near failure 2-5 times a week (10-20 sets total), consume enough protein and creatine and get good sleep, consistently for a couple months
February 9, 2026 at 6:15 PM
I keep being like whoa my muscles are actually getting bigger! All I did was work each muscle group to near failure 2-5 times a week (10-20 sets total), consume enough protein and creatine and get good sleep, consistently for a couple months
Apologies to the delivery guy who definitely just heard me fucking but also based on how long you spent hanging out by my door, shuffling packages around, maybe also you're welcome
February 8, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Apologies to the delivery guy who definitely just heard me fucking but also based on how long you spent hanging out by my door, shuffling packages around, maybe also you're welcome
I try to stay pretty unplugged bc once you get to "they should give me the Death Note" current events sort of stop being informative in a useful way, but recently I asked what year has the next Olympics only to be informed they're ongoing. And the super bowl is soon apparently? Perhaps too unplugged
February 8, 2026 at 11:31 PM
I try to stay pretty unplugged bc once you get to "they should give me the Death Note" current events sort of stop being informative in a useful way, but recently I asked what year has the next Olympics only to be informed they're ongoing. And the super bowl is soon apparently? Perhaps too unplugged
Once again I must fight off the urge to squander a year's worth of hair growth because I saw someone with a cunty little bob
February 8, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Once again I must fight off the urge to squander a year's worth of hair growth because I saw someone with a cunty little bob
Sometimes I feel like I'm the luckiest bitch on this gay earth
February 8, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Sometimes I feel like I'm the luckiest bitch on this gay earth
If I lay down on stomach, arch my lumbar and squeeze my glutes, my lower back forms a shockingly concave bowl shape, which I insist that my lovers eat viscous soups such as spaghetti-Os out of on the full moon
February 6, 2026 at 10:18 PM
If I lay down on stomach, arch my lumbar and squeeze my glutes, my lower back forms a shockingly concave bowl shape, which I insist that my lovers eat viscous soups such as spaghetti-Os out of on the full moon
I dread the summer because it means I probably won't wake up every day already snuggling anymore
February 6, 2026 at 5:50 PM
I dread the summer because it means I probably won't wake up every day already snuggling anymore