Eleanor from outside
@theboatfromjaws.bsky.social
weightlifting, birds, lewds
Apologies to the delivery guy who definitely just heard me fucking but also based on how long you spent hanging out by my door, shuffling packages around, maybe also you're welcome
February 8, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Apologies to the delivery guy who definitely just heard me fucking but also based on how long you spent hanging out by my door, shuffling packages around, maybe also you're welcome
I try to stay pretty unplugged bc once you get to "they should give me the Death Note" current events sort of stop being informative in a useful way, but recently I asked what year has the next Olympics only to be informed they're ongoing. And the super bowl is soon apparently? Perhaps too unplugged
February 8, 2026 at 11:31 PM
I try to stay pretty unplugged bc once you get to "they should give me the Death Note" current events sort of stop being informative in a useful way, but recently I asked what year has the next Olympics only to be informed they're ongoing. And the super bowl is soon apparently? Perhaps too unplugged
Once again I must fight off the urge to squander a year's worth of hair growth because I saw someone with a cunty little bob
February 8, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Once again I must fight off the urge to squander a year's worth of hair growth because I saw someone with a cunty little bob
Sometimes I feel like I'm the luckiest bitch on this gay earth
February 8, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Sometimes I feel like I'm the luckiest bitch on this gay earth
If I lay down on stomach, arch my lumbar and squeeze my glutes, my lower back forms a shockingly concave bowl shape, which I insist that my lovers eat viscous soups such as spaghetti-Os out of on the full moon
February 6, 2026 at 10:18 PM
If I lay down on stomach, arch my lumbar and squeeze my glutes, my lower back forms a shockingly concave bowl shape, which I insist that my lovers eat viscous soups such as spaghetti-Os out of on the full moon
I dread the summer because it means I probably won't wake up every day already snuggling anymore
February 6, 2026 at 5:50 PM
I dread the summer because it means I probably won't wake up every day already snuggling anymore
I guess we just live together now
A series of tragic circumstances have caused my wonderful lesbian boyfriend to stay over at my house for so long they've effectively temporarily(?) moved in. Really smashing my uhauling PR here, the brake lever broke off
February 6, 2026 at 5:49 PM
I guess we just live together now
I like it when Instagram shows me a screenshot of a tumblr conversation with a screenshot of a Twitter post one of my friends made 4 years ago
February 5, 2026 at 9:57 PM
I like it when Instagram shows me a screenshot of a tumblr conversation with a screenshot of a Twitter post one of my friends made 4 years ago
I'm tired and I don't wanna be here 😌
February 5, 2026 at 7:01 PM
I'm tired and I don't wanna be here 😌
I have spent an hour in the gym and done two sets, I'm cooked bro
February 5, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I have spent an hour in the gym and done two sets, I'm cooked bro
I like to walk around urban Portland looking for little hidden nooks and crannies. I have a rating system for them based on triangulating the vibe between "secret garden", "crime alley" and "where the Capra Demon hangs out"
February 4, 2026 at 12:10 AM
I like to walk around urban Portland looking for little hidden nooks and crannies. I have a rating system for them based on triangulating the vibe between "secret garden", "crime alley" and "where the Capra Demon hangs out"
Leg day at gym, glutes so pumped I couldn't get my shorts off
February 3, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Leg day at gym, glutes so pumped I couldn't get my shorts off
i don't think they have phenomenal experiences, at least not like we do. perhaps the media they enjoy contains a They Live style hidden channel of human suffering compressed into informational form
do conservatives get tired of having to hear kid rock all the time
Turning Point USA has announced the performers for their alternative Super Bowl halftime show:
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
February 2, 2026 at 10:33 PM
i don't think they have phenomenal experiences, at least not like we do. perhaps the media they enjoy contains a They Live style hidden channel of human suffering compressed into informational form
A lot of bad stuff has been happening in the world and to me specifically but instead of being online what I've been doing is having a lot of really great lesbian sex, and I gotta be honest, morale is pretty good still
February 2, 2026 at 4:05 AM
A lot of bad stuff has been happening in the world and to me specifically but instead of being online what I've been doing is having a lot of really great lesbian sex, and I gotta be honest, morale is pretty good still
Guess whose 🎶 motorcycle got stolen 🎶
January 26, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Guess whose 🎶 motorcycle got stolen 🎶
A series of tragic circumstances have caused my wonderful lesbian boyfriend to stay over at my house for so long they've effectively temporarily(?) moved in. Really smashing my uhauling PR here, the brake lever broke off
January 23, 2026 at 7:21 AM
A series of tragic circumstances have caused my wonderful lesbian boyfriend to stay over at my house for so long they've effectively temporarily(?) moved in. Really smashing my uhauling PR here, the brake lever broke off
i for one cannot stand the idea of a stranger being prepared to be rude to me in the imaginary scenario where i can ever afford to visit their country
January 21, 2026 at 5:26 PM
i for one cannot stand the idea of a stranger being prepared to be rude to me in the imaginary scenario where i can ever afford to visit their country
transition timeline photo, hornier take
January 21, 2026 at 5:08 PM
transition timeline photo, hornier take
Reposted by Eleanor from outside
Yesterday was my 6 year HRT anniversary, still the best decision I ever made
January 21, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Yesterday was my 6 year HRT anniversary, still the best decision I ever made
Yesterday was my 6 year HRT anniversary, still the best decision I ever made
January 21, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Yesterday was my 6 year HRT anniversary, still the best decision I ever made
"post u at your dykiest" video edition
January 20, 2026 at 9:47 PM
"post u at your dykiest" video edition
"post u at your dykiest"
listen, the kind of person i am means "dykiest photo" is a crowded race, but here's a recent fave
listen, the kind of person i am means "dykiest photo" is a crowded race, but here's a recent fave
January 20, 2026 at 9:46 PM
"post u at your dykiest"
listen, the kind of person i am means "dykiest photo" is a crowded race, but here's a recent fave
listen, the kind of person i am means "dykiest photo" is a crowded race, but here's a recent fave
i'm procrastinating, so here's a random photo of me in a bra that i found on my SD card
January 18, 2026 at 1:04 AM
i'm procrastinating, so here's a random photo of me in a bra that i found on my SD card
taking out the recycling as a power lifter
January 16, 2026 at 1:04 AM
taking out the recycling as a power lifter
i'm holding in a funny discourse-able take because i have moral strength, pray for me
January 14, 2026 at 6:34 PM
i'm holding in a funny discourse-able take because i have moral strength, pray for me