Eleanor from outside
@theboatfromjaws.bsky.social
weightlifting, birds, lewds
i over-focused on glute med/min hypertrophy at the expense of the glute max and now i have two asses, one right on top of the other.
i was going to continue this joke and say that my body would eventually attempt to open a second hole back there, but that actually did happen and it required surgery
i was going to continue this joke and say that my body would eventually attempt to open a second hole back there, but that actually did happen and it required surgery
February 9, 2026 at 9:53 PM
i over-focused on glute med/min hypertrophy at the expense of the glute max and now i have two asses, one right on top of the other.
i was going to continue this joke and say that my body would eventually attempt to open a second hole back there, but that actually did happen and it required surgery
i was going to continue this joke and say that my body would eventually attempt to open a second hole back there, but that actually did happen and it required surgery
My partner gets out of bed every morning looking like a SPiNDLE OC and then dresses up like the butchest lesbian you've ever seen and goes to work a long shift as a handyman and I'm obsessed with their entire vibe
February 9, 2026 at 9:11 PM
My partner gets out of bed every morning looking like a SPiNDLE OC and then dresses up like the butchest lesbian you've ever seen and goes to work a long shift as a handyman and I'm obsessed with their entire vibe
I stayed in the closet for years thinking of all the discrimination and hate I would face and then I came out and it's been six years, most in Texas, and literally the worst thing that's happened to me was a cashier rolling her eyes at my ID. It was all beautiful and nothing hurt.
"Being out openly is scary" it is really not! You are torturing yourself over people who do not matter at all <3
February 9, 2026 at 8:35 PM
I stayed in the closet for years thinking of all the discrimination and hate I would face and then I came out and it's been six years, most in Texas, and literally the worst thing that's happened to me was a cashier rolling her eyes at my ID. It was all beautiful and nothing hurt.
I keep being like whoa my muscles are actually getting bigger! All I did was work each muscle group to near failure 2-5 times a week (10-20 sets total), consume enough protein and creatine and get good sleep, consistently for a couple months
February 9, 2026 at 6:15 PM
I keep being like whoa my muscles are actually getting bigger! All I did was work each muscle group to near failure 2-5 times a week (10-20 sets total), consume enough protein and creatine and get good sleep, consistently for a couple months
Apologies to the delivery guy who definitely just heard me fucking but also based on how long you spent hanging out by my door, shuffling packages around, maybe also you're welcome
February 8, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Apologies to the delivery guy who definitely just heard me fucking but also based on how long you spent hanging out by my door, shuffling packages around, maybe also you're welcome
I try to stay pretty unplugged bc once you get to "they should give me the Death Note" current events sort of stop being informative in a useful way, but recently I asked what year has the next Olympics only to be informed they're ongoing. And the super bowl is soon apparently? Perhaps too unplugged
February 8, 2026 at 11:31 PM
I try to stay pretty unplugged bc once you get to "they should give me the Death Note" current events sort of stop being informative in a useful way, but recently I asked what year has the next Olympics only to be informed they're ongoing. And the super bowl is soon apparently? Perhaps too unplugged
Once again I must fight off the urge to squander a year's worth of hair growth because I saw someone with a cunty little bob
February 8, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Once again I must fight off the urge to squander a year's worth of hair growth because I saw someone with a cunty little bob
Sometimes I feel like I'm the luckiest bitch on this gay earth
February 8, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Sometimes I feel like I'm the luckiest bitch on this gay earth
If I lay down on stomach, arch my lumbar and squeeze my glutes, my lower back forms a shockingly concave bowl shape, which I insist that my lovers eat viscous soups such as spaghetti-Os out of on the full moon
February 6, 2026 at 10:18 PM
If I lay down on stomach, arch my lumbar and squeeze my glutes, my lower back forms a shockingly concave bowl shape, which I insist that my lovers eat viscous soups such as spaghetti-Os out of on the full moon
I dread the summer because it means I probably won't wake up every day already snuggling anymore
February 6, 2026 at 5:50 PM
I dread the summer because it means I probably won't wake up every day already snuggling anymore
I guess we just live together now
A series of tragic circumstances have caused my wonderful lesbian boyfriend to stay over at my house for so long they've effectively temporarily(?) moved in. Really smashing my uhauling PR here, the brake lever broke off
February 6, 2026 at 5:49 PM
I guess we just live together now
I like it when Instagram shows me a screenshot of a tumblr conversation with a screenshot of a Twitter post one of my friends made 4 years ago
February 5, 2026 at 9:57 PM
I like it when Instagram shows me a screenshot of a tumblr conversation with a screenshot of a Twitter post one of my friends made 4 years ago
I'm tired and I don't wanna be here 😌
February 5, 2026 at 7:01 PM
I'm tired and I don't wanna be here 😌
I have spent an hour in the gym and done two sets, I'm cooked bro
February 5, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I have spent an hour in the gym and done two sets, I'm cooked bro
I like to walk around urban Portland looking for little hidden nooks and crannies. I have a rating system for them based on triangulating the vibe between "secret garden", "crime alley" and "where the Capra Demon hangs out"
February 4, 2026 at 12:10 AM
I like to walk around urban Portland looking for little hidden nooks and crannies. I have a rating system for them based on triangulating the vibe between "secret garden", "crime alley" and "where the Capra Demon hangs out"
Leg day at gym, glutes so pumped I couldn't get my shorts off
February 3, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Leg day at gym, glutes so pumped I couldn't get my shorts off
i don't think they have phenomenal experiences, at least not like we do. perhaps the media they enjoy contains a They Live style hidden channel of human suffering compressed into informational form
do conservatives get tired of having to hear kid rock all the time
Turning Point USA has announced the performers for their alternative Super Bowl halftime show:
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
February 2, 2026 at 10:33 PM
i don't think they have phenomenal experiences, at least not like we do. perhaps the media they enjoy contains a They Live style hidden channel of human suffering compressed into informational form
A lot of bad stuff has been happening in the world and to me specifically but instead of being online what I've been doing is having a lot of really great lesbian sex, and I gotta be honest, morale is pretty good still
February 2, 2026 at 4:05 AM
A lot of bad stuff has been happening in the world and to me specifically but instead of being online what I've been doing is having a lot of really great lesbian sex, and I gotta be honest, morale is pretty good still
Guess whose 🎶 motorcycle got stolen 🎶
January 26, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Guess whose 🎶 motorcycle got stolen 🎶
A series of tragic circumstances have caused my wonderful lesbian boyfriend to stay over at my house for so long they've effectively temporarily(?) moved in. Really smashing my uhauling PR here, the brake lever broke off
January 23, 2026 at 7:21 AM
A series of tragic circumstances have caused my wonderful lesbian boyfriend to stay over at my house for so long they've effectively temporarily(?) moved in. Really smashing my uhauling PR here, the brake lever broke off
i for one cannot stand the idea of a stranger being prepared to be rude to me in the imaginary scenario where i can ever afford to visit their country
January 21, 2026 at 5:26 PM
i for one cannot stand the idea of a stranger being prepared to be rude to me in the imaginary scenario where i can ever afford to visit their country
transition timeline photo, hornier take
January 21, 2026 at 5:08 PM
transition timeline photo, hornier take
Reposted by Eleanor from outside
Yesterday was my 6 year HRT anniversary, still the best decision I ever made
January 21, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Yesterday was my 6 year HRT anniversary, still the best decision I ever made
Yesterday was my 6 year HRT anniversary, still the best decision I ever made
January 21, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Yesterday was my 6 year HRT anniversary, still the best decision I ever made
"post u at your dykiest" video edition
January 20, 2026 at 9:47 PM
"post u at your dykiest" video edition