Eleanor from outside
@theboatfromjaws.bsky.social
weightlifting, birds, lewds
I can sense that I am about to become a boyfriend girlie again and I am sorry for how obnoxious that's going to be
November 22, 2025 at 7:00 AM
I can sense that I am about to become a boyfriend girlie again and I am sorry for how obnoxious that's going to be
They should stop making new versions of movies they already made. They should make new movies instead.
November 21, 2025 at 7:08 AM
They should stop making new versions of movies they already made. They should make new movies instead.
There are asses everywhere for those with the mouths to eat
November 21, 2025 at 7:05 AM
There are asses everywhere for those with the mouths to eat
Last week I walked into a bookstore and almost picked up a math book to read for fun. The old ways are calling to me....
November 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Last week I walked into a bookstore and almost picked up a math book to read for fun. The old ways are calling to me....
Yeah, I bet it is
November 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Yeah, I bet it is
People are always acting scared and worrying for my safety when I tell them I ride a motorcycle but what they don't understand is that going fast is really fun and as long as you're doing something cool it doesn't matter if you die
November 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
People are always acting scared and worrying for my safety when I tell them I ride a motorcycle but what they don't understand is that going fast is really fun and as long as you're doing something cool it doesn't matter if you die
Got tired of anterior pelvic tilt, not having enough core stability to hit my squat goals and not quite making it to my summer six pack target, so I went nuclear and started doing a 15 minute hip flexor/back stretch routine followed by a 30 minute core strength routine every damn day
November 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Got tired of anterior pelvic tilt, not having enough core stability to hit my squat goals and not quite making it to my summer six pack target, so I went nuclear and started doing a 15 minute hip flexor/back stretch routine followed by a 30 minute core strength routine every damn day
The feature of windows 10 where the start menu displays a little preview of recent images is so handy for when you want to accidentally show your friends your tits
November 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The feature of windows 10 where the start menu displays a little preview of recent images is so handy for when you want to accidentally show your friends your tits
I found my missing kitchen tongs behind my couch, having ADHD is hell
November 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I found my missing kitchen tongs behind my couch, having ADHD is hell
Unfortunately I saw ROMEO X JULIET at an impressionable age so all of these axis indicators are psychologically equivalent to me
November 18, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Unfortunately I saw ROMEO X JULIET at an impressionable age so all of these axis indicators are psychologically equivalent to me
🙂↕️ suggesting that I might post tits for engagement was foolish and unbecoming and I am grateful to be humbled in this way
I'm happy with this set, but it's kind of a shame my favorite shot was the test photo I took without the bikini [engagement baiting just to feel something] maybe I'll post it if this one blows up 😇
November 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
🙂↕️ suggesting that I might post tits for engagement was foolish and unbecoming and I am grateful to be humbled in this way
RIP I forgot to buy tickets to the Agriculture show and it's mega sold out
November 18, 2025 at 6:03 AM
RIP I forgot to buy tickets to the Agriculture show and it's mega sold out
I'm happy with this set, but it's kind of a shame my favorite shot was the test photo I took without the bikini [engagement baiting just to feel something] maybe I'll post it if this one blows up 😇
November 18, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I'm happy with this set, but it's kind of a shame my favorite shot was the test photo I took without the bikini [engagement baiting just to feel something] maybe I'll post it if this one blows up 😇
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Anyway, I'm a 40 year old trans woman, take better care of your health and just start the damn hormones already
November 17, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Anyway, I'm a 40 year old trans woman, take better care of your health and just start the damn hormones already
Anyway, I'm a 40 year old trans woman, take better care of your health and just start the damn hormones already
November 17, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Anyway, I'm a 40 year old trans woman, take better care of your health and just start the damn hormones already
Playtime is great, overall might not be in my top 5, but I think the restaurant scene might be the best scene they ever put in any movie
the thing about playtime is that it's all so good but, contained within it, the restaurant scene is somehow an even better movie within the movie
November 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Playtime is great, overall might not be in my top 5, but I think the restaurant scene might be the best scene they ever put in any movie
Since my last birthday: 3 breakups, laid off, hurt a loved one very badly, father dying, cracked rib, norovirus, stolen bike, chronic painful health problems, no fitness gains or active hobbies, depression, hypomania, self-harm, fascist president, burning world
I rate being 39 years old 0/5 stars
I rate being 39 years old 0/5 stars
November 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Since my last birthday: 3 breakups, laid off, hurt a loved one very badly, father dying, cracked rib, norovirus, stolen bike, chronic painful health problems, no fitness gains or active hobbies, depression, hypomania, self-harm, fascist president, burning world
I rate being 39 years old 0/5 stars
I rate being 39 years old 0/5 stars
It's my birthday, I am finally 40
November 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
It's my birthday, I am finally 40
My new lesbian boyfriend is tiny but wears extremely oversized clothes so I get to have the classic girlfriend experience of borrowing a boyfriend jacket that's way too big for me
November 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
My new lesbian boyfriend is tiny but wears extremely oversized clothes so I get to have the classic girlfriend experience of borrowing a boyfriend jacket that's way too big for me
You ever make a decision that you already know is 100% you on your bullshit and you have to go and talk to your friends all embarrassed like "ok first of all I already know what you're gonna say"
I think my future love life goal is to stop getting into relationships that feel like that
I think my future love life goal is to stop getting into relationships that feel like that
November 15, 2025 at 8:28 AM
You ever make a decision that you already know is 100% you on your bullshit and you have to go and talk to your friends all embarrassed like "ok first of all I already know what you're gonna say"
I think my future love life goal is to stop getting into relationships that feel like that
I think my future love life goal is to stop getting into relationships that feel like that
My perfect beautiful butthole survived its surgery and is more perfect and beautiful than ever
November 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
My perfect beautiful butthole survived its surgery and is more perfect and beautiful than ever
Everyone wish my butthole good luck on its surgery today
November 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Everyone wish my butthole good luck on its surgery today
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
I took an ADHD eval where I had to sit still and focus on matching shapes on a screen for 20 min. Subjectively easy; worried I did too well for an ADHD diagnosis
Results: In 5 out of 6 categories, 97% of people did better than me. I was apparently one of the clearest ADHD cases they'd seen before
Results: In 5 out of 6 categories, 97% of people did better than me. I was apparently one of the clearest ADHD cases they'd seen before
November 12, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I took an ADHD eval where I had to sit still and focus on matching shapes on a screen for 20 min. Subjectively easy; worried I did too well for an ADHD diagnosis
Results: In 5 out of 6 categories, 97% of people did better than me. I was apparently one of the clearest ADHD cases they'd seen before
Results: In 5 out of 6 categories, 97% of people did better than me. I was apparently one of the clearest ADHD cases they'd seen before
Bitches love my conflict resolution skills
November 12, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Bitches love my conflict resolution skills