Eleanor from outside
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weightlifting, birds, lewds
I FINALLY SAW A HOODED MERGANSER
November 29, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I FINALLY SAW A HOODED MERGANSER
Genuinely this was more entertaining than most of the comedies I've seen in theaters
I might be a little late to the party here but I just watched Sherlock Jr. and this Buster Keaton chap has me in stitches, he's gonna be big for sure
November 29, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Genuinely this was more entertaining than most of the comedies I've seen in theaters
I might be a little late to the party here but I just watched Sherlock Jr. and this Buster Keaton chap has me in stitches, he's gonna be big for sure
November 29, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I might be a little late to the party here but I just watched Sherlock Jr. and this Buster Keaton chap has me in stitches, he's gonna be big for sure
"The kids are calling them blitzballs. Somebody put one in a birthday cake for a 12 year old and the whole party ended up playing soccer... underwater."
November 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
"The kids are calling them blitzballs. Somebody put one in a birthday cake for a 12 year old and the whole party ended up playing soccer... underwater."
I need a group chat where we just talk about how crazy we are about our partners, even if it's repetitive or annoying. Wife guys* rise up
* some wives are boyfriends and some guys are women
* some wives are boyfriends and some guys are women
November 28, 2025 at 7:00 AM
I need a group chat where we just talk about how crazy we are about our partners, even if it's repetitive or annoying. Wife guys* rise up
* some wives are boyfriends and some guys are women
* some wives are boyfriends and some guys are women
The respawn timer on dishes is wayyyy too short. I did the dishes so I could cook dinner and then part way through cooking there were ALREADY more dishes
November 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The respawn timer on dishes is wayyyy too short. I did the dishes so I could cook dinner and then part way through cooking there were ALREADY more dishes
Whenever you look at a recipe and check the time, you gotta read that ingredients list too.
"15 minutes" okay
"1 1/2 lbs peeled mini gold potatoes" BRO DO NOT PLAY ME LIKE YOU HAD THAT LAYING AROUND
"15 minutes" okay
"1 1/2 lbs peeled mini gold potatoes" BRO DO NOT PLAY ME LIKE YOU HAD THAT LAYING AROUND
November 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Whenever you look at a recipe and check the time, you gotta read that ingredients list too.
"15 minutes" okay
"1 1/2 lbs peeled mini gold potatoes" BRO DO NOT PLAY ME LIKE YOU HAD THAT LAYING AROUND
"15 minutes" okay
"1 1/2 lbs peeled mini gold potatoes" BRO DO NOT PLAY ME LIKE YOU HAD THAT LAYING AROUND
the boy makes me CRAZY
November 27, 2025 at 6:47 AM
the boy makes me CRAZY
I was gonna make a boomer joke about how kink is so prevalent in the queer scene that you get weird looks if you're into vanilla sex, but then I thought about how traumatized most trans people are and how often cis people treat exploring their attraction to us as a kind of kink and now I'm just sad
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I was gonna make a boomer joke about how kink is so prevalent in the queer scene that you get weird looks if you're into vanilla sex, but then I thought about how traumatized most trans people are and how often cis people treat exploring their attraction to us as a kind of kink and now I'm just sad
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November 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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cool thing about being unexpectedly dumped by your fiance is that seven months later you're still gonna have some days where you're just totally fucked up about it and not functional
November 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
cool thing about being unexpectedly dumped by your fiance is that seven months later you're still gonna have some days where you're just totally fucked up about it and not functional
Reposted by Eleanor from outside
Anyway, I'm a 40 year old trans woman, take better care of your health and just start the damn hormones already
November 17, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Anyway, I'm a 40 year old trans woman, take better care of your health and just start the damn hormones already
Most people wouldn't go for a bike ride in a t-shirt in nearly freezing weather, with no food and make an impromptu decision to ride 50 miles but I'm built different (stupider)
November 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Most people wouldn't go for a bike ride in a t-shirt in nearly freezing weather, with no food and make an impromptu decision to ride 50 miles but I'm built different (stupider)
my apartment is so wonderful in the spring and fall, but in the summer and winter it transforms into what we lovingly refer to as the Survival Adventure Zone
November 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
my apartment is so wonderful in the spring and fall, but in the summer and winter it transforms into what we lovingly refer to as the Survival Adventure Zone
Too ADHD to write a dissertation on physics, spent a decade in tech burning out and getting angry, became a jock out of spite
November 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Too ADHD to write a dissertation on physics, spent a decade in tech burning out and getting angry, became a jock out of spite
Insisting that stories must be about characters that are good and easy to empathize with is morally infantile, but most stories where the characters are all tediously awful are boring as hell
November 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Insisting that stories must be about characters that are good and easy to empathize with is morally infantile, but most stories where the characters are all tediously awful are boring as hell
(positive)
I'm going insane 😌
November 23, 2025 at 12:21 AM
(positive)
I'm going insane 😌
November 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I'm going insane 😌
I can sense that I am about to become a boyfriend girlie again and I am sorry for how obnoxious that's going to be
November 22, 2025 at 7:00 AM
I can sense that I am about to become a boyfriend girlie again and I am sorry for how obnoxious that's going to be
They should stop making new versions of movies they already made. They should make new movies instead.
November 21, 2025 at 7:08 AM
They should stop making new versions of movies they already made. They should make new movies instead.
There are asses everywhere for those with the mouths to eat
November 21, 2025 at 7:05 AM
There are asses everywhere for those with the mouths to eat
Last week I walked into a bookstore and almost picked up a math book to read for fun. The old ways are calling to me....
November 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Last week I walked into a bookstore and almost picked up a math book to read for fun. The old ways are calling to me....
Yeah, I bet it is
November 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Yeah, I bet it is
People are always acting scared and worrying for my safety when I tell them I ride a motorcycle but what they don't understand is that going fast is really fun and as long as you're doing something cool it doesn't matter if you die
November 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
People are always acting scared and worrying for my safety when I tell them I ride a motorcycle but what they don't understand is that going fast is really fun and as long as you're doing something cool it doesn't matter if you die
Got tired of anterior pelvic tilt, not having enough core stability to hit my squat goals and not quite making it to my summer six pack target, so I went nuclear and started doing a 15 minute hip flexor/back stretch routine followed by a 30 minute core strength routine every damn day
November 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Got tired of anterior pelvic tilt, not having enough core stability to hit my squat goals and not quite making it to my summer six pack target, so I went nuclear and started doing a 15 minute hip flexor/back stretch routine followed by a 30 minute core strength routine every damn day