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at the foot fetishist home goods store
February 4, 2026 at 9:40 PM
at the foot fetishist home goods store
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Trump Scolds Female Reporter For Being Adult
February 4, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Trump Scolds Female Reporter For Being Adult
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January 26, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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Here's a fairly large and riotous flower oil painting on board that found a buyer. I think I only posted a photo of this in progress a month or so ago but not the finished painting. I won't attempt to name all the flowers but they're from my garden.
#oilpainting #flowers #botanical
#oilpainting #flowers #botanical
January 23, 2026 at 7:33 AM
Here's a fairly large and riotous flower oil painting on board that found a buyer. I think I only posted a photo of this in progress a month or so ago but not the finished painting. I won't attempt to name all the flowers but they're from my garden.
#oilpainting #flowers #botanical
#oilpainting #flowers #botanical
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just had to chase a grinch off my lawn in fucking january. it was picking pinecones off my tree to eat. that's not a christmas decoration, dumbass. you're eating a normal january tree
January 22, 2026 at 10:32 PM
just had to chase a grinch off my lawn in fucking january. it was picking pinecones off my tree to eat. that's not a christmas decoration, dumbass. you're eating a normal january tree
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bad week 2026 day 13 - hot dog
January 21, 2026 at 6:51 PM
bad week 2026 day 13 - hot dog
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throwing this out to the science feed 🧪
has anyone written up (reliably. I can't find reliably) something about how weather forecasting is not as good now? And is it related to Trump admin stuff? Or am I just seeing it different now because of all the everything?
January 21, 2026 at 4:14 PM
throwing this out to the science feed 🧪
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President Trump has an opportunity to do the most popular thing he's ever done
January 21, 2026 at 5:20 AM
President Trump has an opportunity to do the most popular thing he's ever done
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Is he dead? No 99% no. Is it funny as fuck to Believe?????? Yes
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
January 21, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Is he dead? No 99% no. Is it funny as fuck to Believe?????? Yes
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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I want to emphasize that at this time the unconfirmed reports that President Trump has both arms stuck "elbow deep" in the airplane toilet are just that. We will be monitoring this story. Please be responsible about spreading news that both his arms are "as far as they can go" into the toilet hole.
January 21, 2026 at 4:07 AM
I want to emphasize that at this time the unconfirmed reports that President Trump has both arms stuck "elbow deep" in the airplane toilet are just that. We will be monitoring this story. Please be responsible about spreading news that both his arms are "as far as they can go" into the toilet hole.
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NOAA SWPC just issued a rare G4 / SEVERE geomagnetic storm watch for Monday night! This is the highest level of geomagnetic storm watch that exists (no such thing as a G5 watch). Stay tuned for more updates from me as I compile some longform posts to give you all the details
January 19, 2026 at 4:33 PM
NOAA SWPC just issued a rare G4 / SEVERE geomagnetic storm watch for Monday night! This is the highest level of geomagnetic storm watch that exists (no such thing as a G5 watch). Stay tuned for more updates from me as I compile some longform posts to give you all the details
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he's just gonna keep doing illegal shit as long as everyone keeps letting him
January 4, 2026 at 12:08 AM
he's just gonna keep doing illegal shit as long as everyone keeps letting him
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JD Vance, a brown-nosing suck-up, longs for the day he, too, can—without congressional authorization—invade a country and topple a president.
What JD Vance really means by this is that Maduro is bound by US laws but Trump is not.
January 3, 2026 at 11:13 PM
JD Vance, a brown-nosing suck-up, longs for the day he, too, can—without congressional authorization—invade a country and topple a president.
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I think the most straightforward framing that captures the severity of the situation is that the government of the United States has been seized by a mad authoritarian regime not meaningfully distinct from Putin or Kim or, well, Maduro, and its members must be brought to harsh justice
January 3, 2026 at 6:35 PM
I think the most straightforward framing that captures the severity of the situation is that the government of the United States has been seized by a mad authoritarian regime not meaningfully distinct from Putin or Kim or, well, Maduro, and its members must be brought to harsh justice
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To be alive in America in 2025 is to have a bunch of robed lunatics insist that the constitution requires that nutjobs wander around your neighborhood or campus with weapons or mass murder, even though no previous generation of Americans ever lived though this nonsense.
January 2, 2026 at 10:03 PM
To be alive in America in 2025 is to have a bunch of robed lunatics insist that the constitution requires that nutjobs wander around your neighborhood or campus with weapons or mass murder, even though no previous generation of Americans ever lived though this nonsense.
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looking forward to the scolding we're all going to get for calling this guy a piece of shit after he dies
January 1, 2026 at 9:27 PM
looking forward to the scolding we're all going to get for calling this guy a piece of shit after he dies
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take a picture
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January 1, 2026 at 10:29 PM
take a picture
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The president's fluids are of appropriate viscosity
January 1, 2026 at 9:07 PM
The president's fluids are of appropriate viscosity
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like 75% of dem messaging right now should be “the party led by epsteins best friend is breaking into pre-k childcare centers so they can record your toddlers and put the videos on internet”
uhhh yeah I can see why these childcare properties weren't eager to let in some rando dudes asking "where are the kids?"
January 1, 2026 at 2:49 PM
like 75% of dem messaging right now should be “the party led by epsteins best friend is breaking into pre-k childcare centers so they can record your toddlers and put the videos on internet”
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