Elliot Blake
@elliotblake.bsky.social
Animation Producer; EP,The Sisters Grimm on Apple TV+; Director/Exec. Producer MORIARTY: The Devil's Game & MORIARTY: The Silent Order, on Audible. Opinions, dumb jokes are my own.
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Elliot Blake
@elliotblake.bsky.social
· Oct 18
I never workshop any of my dumb posts. That’s the Elliot Blake™️ social media guarantee.
i'm generally pretty live and let live about social media as long as no one is actively being harmed, but i am never gonna be able to take "collectively workshopped and artisanally-crafted shitposting for cloutmaxing purposes" seriously, i'm sorry
This just seems like the right thing to keep pinned to my profile.
Steve Kerr would make a better leader of the senate Democrats than Chuck Schumer
"It's shameful that the government can come out and lie about what happened when there's video and witnesses who have all come out and disputed what the government is saying."
Warriors coach Steve Kerr was asked about the ICE shooting in Minneapolis. Here are his full comments:
Warriors coach Steve Kerr was asked about the ICE shooting in Minneapolis. Here are his full comments:
January 10, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Steve Kerr would make a better leader of the senate Democrats than Chuck Schumer
Bluesky, please. There’s nothing graphic about frolicking raccoons.
If you want a break from the terrible, allow me to offer up some fresh footage of raccoons tussling on the garage roof behind our patio. Some masked dorks we can actually enjoy.
January 10, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Bluesky, please. There’s nothing graphic about frolicking raccoons.
If you want a break from the terrible, allow me to offer up some fresh footage of raccoons tussling on the garage roof behind our patio. Some masked dorks we can actually enjoy.
January 10, 2026 at 4:06 AM
If you want a break from the terrible, allow me to offer up some fresh footage of raccoons tussling on the garage roof behind our patio. Some masked dorks we can actually enjoy.
I always liked Porcupine Pete. He tried hard.
January 10, 2026 at 3:42 AM
I always liked Porcupine Pete. He tried hard.
The federal government waging war on Minnesota and other blue states is some bullshit.
The US Department of Agriculture suspends all federal funding to Minnesota, effective immediately.
January 10, 2026 at 1:42 AM
The federal government waging war on Minnesota and other blue states is some bullshit.
One thing he could do for credit card holders, if predatory behavior of credit card companies is something he actually cares about, is bring back the Consumer Protection Financial Bureau he destroyed.
Trump: "AFFORDABILITY! Effective January 20, 2026, I, as President of the United States, am calling for a one year cap on Credit Card Interest Rates of 10%."
January 10, 2026 at 1:39 AM
One thing he could do for credit card holders, if predatory behavior of credit card companies is something he actually cares about, is bring back the Consumer Protection Financial Bureau he destroyed.
Some days, I feel like I won three Oscars, or maybe a Nobel Peace Prize. It’s nice to have feelings. Doesn’t make them facts.
Trump: "I feel I won Minnesota. I think I won it all three times. Nobody has won it since Richard Nixon won it many many years ago. I won it all three times in my opinion. It's a corrupt state ... I did so well in that state. The people were crying every time after."
January 10, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Some days, I feel like I won three Oscars, or maybe a Nobel Peace Prize. It’s nice to have feelings. Doesn’t make them facts.
His administration effectively murdered this poor woman and because he can never admit a mistake, he continues to double down on denigrating her. It’s fucking sick.
DOOCY: Vance yesterday suggested Renee Good was part of a broad left-wing network. What has your team told you about this? Who is in charge of it?
TRUMP: I haven't seen the vice president's statement but he's generally very accurate. She was an agitator. Probably a paid agitator. She was not normal
TRUMP: I haven't seen the vice president's statement but he's generally very accurate. She was an agitator. Probably a paid agitator. She was not normal
January 9, 2026 at 11:29 PM
His administration effectively murdered this poor woman and because he can never admit a mistake, he continues to double down on denigrating her. It’s fucking sick.
Reposted by Elliot Blake
Stephen Colbert on the ICE murder of Renee Nicole Good: “The message from this administration is clear. Only they determine the truth. And when their forces come to your city: obey or die. And if you die, you clearly didn’t obey. This should be an alarm bell for the entire country.”
January 9, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Stephen Colbert on the ICE murder of Renee Nicole Good: “The message from this administration is clear. Only they determine the truth. And when their forces come to your city: obey or die. And if you die, you clearly didn’t obey. This should be an alarm bell for the entire country.”
Oh thank god I was getting so tired of society forcing me to eat Lady Cereal™️ because I have no agency of my own, bro, and have you seen my Dude Wipes, I can’t go to the bathroom without them, toilet paper chafes me and it’s SO uncomfortable, oh wait what if Man Cereal is…people! Man people!!
what fresh hell is this on the streets of brooklyn?
January 9, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Oh thank god I was getting so tired of society forcing me to eat Lady Cereal™️ because I have no agency of my own, bro, and have you seen my Dude Wipes, I can’t go to the bathroom without them, toilet paper chafes me and it’s SO uncomfortable, oh wait what if Man Cereal is…people! Man people!!
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Profoundly disturbing that Trump Regime released a video of a murderer: circling his victim who is exuding calm kindness to him, killing the victim as she tries to get away, calling her F*cking B*tch after he shoots her, and then Trump Regime loudly proclaiming how this exonerates murderer.
January 9, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Profoundly disturbing that Trump Regime released a video of a murderer: circling his victim who is exuding calm kindness to him, killing the victim as she tries to get away, calling her F*cking B*tch after he shoots her, and then Trump Regime loudly proclaiming how this exonerates murderer.
You’d have to be a soulless husk of a human being to marry dead-eyed fascist ghoul Stephen Miller, so this performative awfulness tracks.
In case she deletes it — whoah, Katie Miller. Tell us how you really feel
January 9, 2026 at 8:57 PM
You’d have to be a soulless husk of a human being to marry dead-eyed fascist ghoul Stephen Miller, so this performative awfulness tracks.
Nobody has worse verbal diarrhea than the President of the United States and everything that comes out is bullshit.
More from the party of federalism: "the states are merely an agent for the federal government in counting and tabulating the votes. They must do what the federal government, as represented by the president of the United States, tells them, for the good of the country, to do."
January 9, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Nobody has worse verbal diarrhea than the President of the United States and everything that comes out is bullshit.
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can we stop turning everything into gambling?
The Golden Globes signs a deal with Polymarket, which will provide stats and predictions about the awards show at the official 2026 viewing party (Jordan Moreau/Variety)
Main Link | Mediagazer Permalink
Main Link | Mediagazer Permalink
January 9, 2026 at 4:42 PM
can we stop turning everything into gambling?
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"I am not going to pay masked thugs to shoot moms in the face. Period," Swalwell says.
EVERY DEM NEEDS TO REPEAT THIS
EVERY DEM NEEDS TO REPEAT THIS
Important: Minneapolis killing should lead Dems to draw a much harder line against *any* ICE funding in budget talks, Swalwell/Goldman agree.
"I am not going to pay masked thugs to shoot moms in the face. Period," Swalwell says.
A Dem House should be for defunding.
newrepublic.com/article/2051...
"I am not going to pay masked thugs to shoot moms in the face. Period," Swalwell says.
A Dem House should be for defunding.
newrepublic.com/article/2051...
January 9, 2026 at 2:33 PM
"I am not going to pay masked thugs to shoot moms in the face. Period," Swalwell says.
EVERY DEM NEEDS TO REPEAT THIS
EVERY DEM NEEDS TO REPEAT THIS
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Weird to be commemorating the 250th anniversary of the Am Rev while living under a government that has a) sent armed troops to occupy cities perceived to be too rebellious, b) rendered largely irrelevant the representative branch of government, and c) claimed imperial right to rule other countries.
January 9, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Weird to be commemorating the 250th anniversary of the Am Rev while living under a government that has a) sent armed troops to occupy cities perceived to be too rebellious, b) rendered largely irrelevant the representative branch of government, and c) claimed imperial right to rule other countries.
It’s a race to the bottom amongst the world’s richest, most awful people.
X is only allowing “verified” users to create images with Grok. Experts say it represents the “monetization of abuse”—and anyone can still generate images on Grok’s app and website. www.wired.com/story/x-didn...
X Didn't Fix Grok's ‘Undressing’ Problem. It Just Makes People Pay for It
X is only allowing “verified” users to create images with Grok. Experts say it represents the “monetization of abuse”—and anyone can still generate images on Grok’s app and website.
www.wired.com
January 9, 2026 at 4:25 PM
It’s a race to the bottom amongst the world’s richest, most awful people.
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This bizarre and dangerous claim violates literally every section of our Constitution, which was built by geniuses explicitly to limit individual power.
Those entrusted with enforcing our Constitution have a duty to every Conservative and Liberal American. A duty to act. Now.
Those entrusted with enforcing our Constitution have a duty to every Conservative and Liberal American. A duty to act. Now.
January 9, 2026 at 2:04 PM
This bizarre and dangerous claim violates literally every section of our Constitution, which was built by geniuses explicitly to limit individual power.
Those entrusted with enforcing our Constitution have a duty to every Conservative and Liberal American. A duty to act. Now.
Those entrusted with enforcing our Constitution have a duty to every Conservative and Liberal American. A duty to act. Now.
Representative Wesley Hunt of Texas seems to believe that federal officers are judge, jury, and executioner, and that citizens have no rights beyond what poorly trained ICE and CPB officers deign to bequeath you in their presence.
The most chilling thing to read.
“The bottom line is this: When a federal officer gives you instructions, you abide by them and then you get to keep your life,” Representative Wesley Hunt of Texas said on Newsmax."
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/08/o...
“The bottom line is this: When a federal officer gives you instructions, you abide by them and then you get to keep your life,” Representative Wesley Hunt of Texas said on Newsmax."
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/08/o...
Opinion | By Killing Renee Good, ICE Sent a Message to Us All
www.nytimes.com
January 9, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Representative Wesley Hunt of Texas seems to believe that federal officers are judge, jury, and executioner, and that citizens have no rights beyond what poorly trained ICE and CPB officers deign to bequeath you in their presence.
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Think about the mindset, and the expectation of immunity, of someone who texts this to friends.
January 9, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Think about the mindset, and the expectation of immunity, of someone who texts this to friends.
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/4 Trump and ICE and the rest of the fascist scum can murder and lie and oppress, but they can’t kill that decency that some real Americans have. They don’t have it, they are inadequate without it, and it infuriates them. But they can’t kill it.
January 9, 2026 at 3:50 PM
/4 Trump and ICE and the rest of the fascist scum can murder and lie and oppress, but they can’t kill that decency that some real Americans have. They don’t have it, they are inadequate without it, and it infuriates them. But they can’t kill it.
Just saw an ad for the Melania documentary, and it’s coming out in theaters! It’s going to bomb so hard.
January 9, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Just saw an ad for the Melania documentary, and it’s coming out in theaters! It’s going to bomb so hard.
He’s a pathetic little loser, this is what needy babymen do
Trump tells Hannity he will accept Machado’s Nobel Prize when she gives it to him.
So embarrassing.
So embarrassing.
January 9, 2026 at 4:47 AM
He’s a pathetic little loser, this is what needy babymen do
I’d like it if Murphy replaced Schumer as the Senate Democratic Leader. He knows how to communicate and doesn’t shy away from saying the stuff that needs to be said, like below.
Murphy: "As their agenda becomes more unpopular, they then become more dependent on trying to rig out democracy and rig the next election, bc nobody is gonna vote these guys back in ... You gotta connect the dots here. What they are trying to do is rationalize violence."
January 9, 2026 at 3:04 AM
I’d like it if Murphy replaced Schumer as the Senate Democratic Leader. He knows how to communicate and doesn’t shy away from saying the stuff that needs to be said, like below.