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This is just what you like to see on here
January 10, 2026 at 5:00 AM
This is just what you like to see on here
don't know how it's spelled but there's a dude at my job named Pharrell but pronounced fair-ull. just learned his last name is (again no idea how it's spelled) catonic. he is now known as feral cat
January 9, 2026 at 12:54 AM
don't know how it's spelled but there's a dude at my job named Pharrell but pronounced fair-ull. just learned his last name is (again no idea how it's spelled) catonic. he is now known as feral cat
my ibuprofen 5 years past its best by date. Shiiiit twin me too
December 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
my ibuprofen 5 years past its best by date. Shiiiit twin me too
listening age of 23?!
December 3, 2025 at 4:21 PM
listening age of 23?!
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Local Man Hates Self, Family, Others
November 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Local Man Hates Self, Family, Others
don't think I have it in me to listen to either bon iver or sufjan stevens. I might be straight :/
November 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM
don't think I have it in me to listen to either bon iver or sufjan stevens. I might be straight :/
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They call me chatgpt the way im telling people to kill themselves
November 29, 2025 at 6:15 AM
They call me chatgpt the way im telling people to kill themselves
I'm glad you post bc I miss melee Twitter every once in a while
November 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I'm glad you post bc I miss melee Twitter every once in a while
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My husband and I have been trying to scare each other with the June Squibb cutout he got me for my bday
November 29, 2025 at 9:14 AM
My husband and I have been trying to scare each other with the June Squibb cutout he got me for my bday
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
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He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
They fucked up rearranging all the aisles in my grocery store and now the eggs waffles are across from the lube
November 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
They fucked up rearranging all the aisles in my grocery store and now the eggs waffles are across from the lube
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SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
There's a good chance rizzler lives to 2100
November 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
There's a good chance rizzler lives to 2100
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Me, all week
November 4, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Me, all week
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Remember when Mike Pence attended Hamilton and the cast adlibbed some resistlib patter personally to him? Why did none of them feel immense shame about performing in a show that would seem initially appealing to Mike Pence?
November 2, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Remember when Mike Pence attended Hamilton and the cast adlibbed some resistlib patter personally to him? Why did none of them feel immense shame about performing in a show that would seem initially appealing to Mike Pence?
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Heavens to Betsy
Betsy to Heavens
Heavens BACK to Betsy
Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL
Betsy to Heavens
Heavens BACK to Betsy
Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL
October 17, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Heavens to Betsy
Betsy to Heavens
Heavens BACK to Betsy
Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL
Betsy to Heavens
Heavens BACK to Betsy
Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL
Your roommate is my dad
October 4, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Your roommate is my dad
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Nicole Kidman Retires Drag King Persona ‘Keith Urban’
October 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Nicole Kidman Retires Drag King Persona ‘Keith Urban’
Fucked up on my last date bc she said I tried weed once and didn't like it and I responded well I get randomly tested bc I have a CDL so here's all the drugs I can do:
October 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Fucked up on my last date bc she said I tried weed once and didn't like it and I responded well I get randomly tested bc I have a CDL so here's all the drugs I can do:
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From His Chest · 2021
September 28, 2025 at 4:01 AM
From His Chest · 2021
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when I crouch at the bus stop, I pose in such a way that you'd be an idiot not to take notice of my form
September 26, 2025 at 8:48 AM
when I crouch at the bus stop, I pose in such a way that you'd be an idiot not to take notice of my form
Your posts spontaneously make me smile so that's nice
September 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Your posts spontaneously make me smile so that's nice