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Dr. Twink, Ketamine Woman
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LA | Gaymer | Film | World's Strongest June Squibb Fan™️

Thank you orchestra you've been wonderful
Pinned
That'll do pig
James Van Der Beek was a great actor who seemed like a wonderful guy and was probably the best ambassador of Big Dutch Bootys in Hollywood. Whenever I saw his butt, as a Dutch bro with a massive can, I felt seen
February 12, 2026 at 5:58 AM
71,000 lb leg day. My jort sticks becoming jort tree trunks
February 12, 2026 at 12:56 AM
I won gold in Finding Matt, Where TF Did Matt Go The Uber Is Here category at the #gayolympics
i won gold in the creampie category at the #gayolympics
February 11, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Kings come in all sizes 👑🤴
February 11, 2026 at 8:44 PM
America must take over Goonland, for our safety, even if ruins our relationship with bate-o
Popeye went to Goonland.
February 11, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Literally asks me to pet her then growls when I do and then looks at me with doe eyes when I stop and paws at me until pet her again. Like I get it, diva, sometimes I don't know what I want either but I try not to make it other peoples' problem!!!
February 11, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Siri why is my dog such a cunt at bedtime
February 11, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Girls FTW! walked so Healthy Masculinity FTW! could run
February 11, 2026 at 4:31 AM
February 11, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Me and my fellow millennial gays talking about Nelly Furtado
February 11, 2026 at 4:07 AM
(Complimentary)
February 11, 2026 at 12:53 AM
As a medicalogical doctor with a degree in slutology I can say with confidence you have what scientists call "hot bitch ooh so sorry can't hear you I'm busy over here being a hottie you wouldn't understand xoxo ✌️✌️" face
February 11, 2026 at 12:52 AM
I was trying to figure out why some memes and reaction pics/gifs feel overused or not funny anymore or never were funny (e.g. Meryl Streep pointing, JLo standing O, blonde guy blinking) and I think the answer is just...straight people. If it becomes adopted by The Straights it loses its power
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
I love the math of if I go to the gym 6 days in a row every week for a month I start to feel and look slightly better but if I don't go to the gym 2 days in a row I gain 20 pounds and lose all my muscle
February 10, 2026 at 8:49 AM
We're asking pretty please in the strongest terms possible
Our DHS reform demands are exceedingly reasonable.

We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.

Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
February 10, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Once again I'm watching Industry and praying for everyone's downfall
February 10, 2026 at 1:24 AM
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Why would Xi Jinping want to terminate my ice hockey and eliminate my Stanley Cup? To what end?!
🎶 To what end?🎶
What the fuck is this man even talking about?!
February 9, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Taylor: (farts)

Taylor: omg that was so fire
February 9, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Stale
Totally
Uninteresting
Normal
Snapshot
February 9, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Opalite (Acoustic)
Opalite (Extended Version)
Opalite (Gel Pen Remix)
Opalite (ft. Intro Poem About Hair Products by Blake Lively)
Opalite (Tanzanite Version)
Etilapo (Backwards version)
February 9, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Nightbitch
February 9, 2026 at 10:14 AM
The super bowl party I was at was all gay men and the game was on in two rooms and we all just floated around not watching it in either room but we did lose our shit watching the halftime show and then collectively gasp at a dessert reveal
February 9, 2026 at 6:22 AM
How long until this happens again, I want to set a reminder in my calendar
February 9, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Holy hell dude! 🔥🔥
February 9, 2026 at 6:05 AM