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Part of the reason I don't wanna work with a trainer ever again is last time I spent 6 months working out hard doing excessive workouts and hated it and when I look at the progress I made it seems so minimal. Like I did so much for so little change. The math doesn't math for me or my body dysmorphia
November 13, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Part of the reason I don't wanna work with a trainer ever again is last time I spent 6 months working out hard doing excessive workouts and hated it and when I look at the progress I made it seems so minimal. Like I did so much for so little change. The math doesn't math for me or my body dysmorphia
We're not ready for this conversation
November 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
We're not ready for this conversation
June Squibb is at Pieces
November 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
June Squibb is at Pieces
Fell asleep on my flight and had a very vivid dream that our flight landed and was over and then woke up and I was still on the flight and had like 2 more hours to go. Like what in the Inception hell
November 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Fell asleep on my flight and had a very vivid dream that our flight landed and was over and then woke up and I was still on the flight and had like 2 more hours to go. Like what in the Inception hell
Yes I do play golf with pink balls
November 12, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Yes I do play golf with pink balls
Sydney Sweeney, Jared Leto, James Corden, and JLo should all do a movie together that's so unwanted it rips a hole in space/time
November 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Sydney Sweeney, Jared Leto, James Corden, and JLo should all do a movie together that's so unwanted it rips a hole in space/time
I'm golfing today ama
November 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I'm golfing today ama
Oscar winner Diane Keaton and nominees Penelope Milford, Diane Ladd, Pauline Collins, and now the legendary Sally Kirkland have died. It has been a ROUGH stretch for me, an awards gay whose entire personality is chasing people and yelling names of old actresses who have been Oscar nominated
November 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Oscar winner Diane Keaton and nominees Penelope Milford, Diane Ladd, Pauline Collins, and now the legendary Sally Kirkland have died. It has been a ROUGH stretch for me, an awards gay whose entire personality is chasing people and yelling names of old actresses who have been Oscar nominated
Every gay friend group has a:
- Mom
- Drunk Marlboro scratch ticket aunt
- Delinquent teenage daughter
- Gentle OCD Cern physicist
- Tyler
- Mom
- Drunk Marlboro scratch ticket aunt
- Delinquent teenage daughter
- Gentle OCD Cern physicist
- Tyler
November 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Every gay friend group has a:
- Mom
- Drunk Marlboro scratch ticket aunt
- Delinquent teenage daughter
- Gentle OCD Cern physicist
- Tyler
- Mom
- Drunk Marlboro scratch ticket aunt
- Delinquent teenage daughter
- Gentle OCD Cern physicist
- Tyler
Dogs walking in the pride parade in 90 heat like
November 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Dogs walking in the pride parade in 90 heat like
Palm Springs Airport should have a big sign out front that says "shipping in bottoms 7 days a week"
November 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Palm Springs Airport should have a big sign out front that says "shipping in bottoms 7 days a week"
Having fun at Pride inside the giant inflatable colon
November 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Having fun at Pride inside the giant inflatable colon
Having fun at Pride inside the giant inflatable colon
November 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Having fun at Pride inside the giant inflatable colon
Brb headed to the Botox store and asking for the Walter Mercado
November 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Brb headed to the Botox store and asking for the Walter Mercado
Made the mistake of checking my bank account today
November 8, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Made the mistake of checking my bank account today
When the Uber is 2 min away for 12 min
November 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
When the Uber is 2 min away for 12 min
Time for a weekend of exquisite, sensible fagguèttry
November 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Time for a weekend of exquisite, sensible fagguèttry
Not me playing Connections for a whole year and not realizing the color of a group is its difficulty
November 7, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Not me playing Connections for a whole year and not realizing the color of a group is its difficulty
Goodnight moon
November 7, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Goodnight moon
Who else is going to Palm Springs Pride this weekend? I'll be the tall guy with the big butt
November 7, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Who else is going to Palm Springs Pride this weekend? I'll be the tall guy with the big butt
It Was Just An Amazing Movie
November 7, 2025 at 5:34 AM
It Was Just An Amazing Movie
Shoulder day (bicep back to looking like a bicep and not a Duplo block)
November 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Shoulder day (bicep back to looking like a bicep and not a Duplo block)
Underdiscussed reason why Bros sucked: the Debra Messing cameo. She's always been a straight person's idea of a gay icon when most gays actually think she's annoying and boring
You’d think that my favorite Zohran meltdowns would be the hedge fund guys and dudebros, your Bills Ackman, your Daves Portnoy and so on (and that is great, don’t get me wrong)— but no: Debra Messing is the gift that keeps on giving, due to the BITCHY bitchy writeups in the queer press.
November 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Underdiscussed reason why Bros sucked: the Debra Messing cameo. She's always been a straight person's idea of a gay icon when most gays actually think she's annoying and boring
How my arm looks in the mirror at the gym while I'm curling vs how it looks when I try to take a pic
November 6, 2025 at 6:42 AM
How my arm looks in the mirror at the gym while I'm curling vs how it looks when I try to take a pic