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Every contestant on Survivor when they return from a reward:
November 15, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Every contestant on Survivor when they return from a reward:
Incorporating so-called “rest days” into my training regimen is doing work on my mental health as someone who literally runs from my demons.
November 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Incorporating so-called “rest days” into my training regimen is doing work on my mental health as someone who literally runs from my demons.
Some good rewatches, bruv.
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Some good rewatches, bruv.
No, I am not rewatching Stranger Things. If I don’t remember what happened up to now that is the show’s problem.
November 14, 2025 at 4:39 AM
No, I am not rewatching Stranger Things. If I don’t remember what happened up to now that is the show’s problem.
Help. This is an emergency. I am being held in my office against my will. The only thing that can help me now is if you all post more jokes tailored to my sense of humour. Please.
November 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Help. This is an emergency. I am being held in my office against my will. The only thing that can help me now is if you all post more jokes tailored to my sense of humour. Please.
Tried a handstand today.
November 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Tried a handstand today.
Why haven’t I seen that Robbie Williams monkey in anything since Better Man? Cast him in more things, please!
November 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Why haven’t I seen that Robbie Williams monkey in anything since Better Man? Cast him in more things, please!
I’m seeing Sentimental Value this weekend.
I’m seeing Arco followed by a Q&A with the director this weekend.
I’m seeing RRR in the original Telugu this weekend.
I’m seeing Arco followed by a Q&A with the director this weekend.
I’m seeing RRR in the original Telugu this weekend.
November 13, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I’m seeing Sentimental Value this weekend.
I’m seeing Arco followed by a Q&A with the director this weekend.
I’m seeing RRR in the original Telugu this weekend.
I’m seeing Arco followed by a Q&A with the director this weekend.
I’m seeing RRR in the original Telugu this weekend.
a selfie for the people
November 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
a selfie for the people
The voices in my head have been replaced by the robot “doo doo doo doo” from Dopamine.
November 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The voices in my head have been replaced by the robot “doo doo doo doo” from Dopamine.
Had the best dream last night where a stage director discovered me and immediately cast me in a crime noir as the role of Detective King Ghidorah, the only non-human role in the show.
November 12, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Had the best dream last night where a stage director discovered me and immediately cast me in a crime noir as the role of Detective King Ghidorah, the only non-human role in the show.
My dispensary gave me a free clone so now I get to finally experience the joys of parenthood.
November 12, 2025 at 4:10 AM
My dispensary gave me a free clone so now I get to finally experience the joys of parenthood.
A Masked Singer spinoff but instead of singing the mascots list off the symptoms of something ailing them and the celebrity judges have to correctly diagnose them.
November 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
A Masked Singer spinoff but instead of singing the mascots list off the symptoms of something ailing them and the celebrity judges have to correctly diagnose them.
Guess you guys didn’t stay after the credits to see Daniel Craig regenerate into Billie Piper.
November 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Guess you guys didn’t stay after the credits to see Daniel Craig regenerate into Billie Piper.
This is a website for people who paid 99 cents for Girl Talk’s Feed the Animals their freshman year of college.
November 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
This is a website for people who paid 99 cents for Girl Talk’s Feed the Animals their freshman year of college.
Back online, morberfucjers!
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Back online, morberfucjers!
Yeah it’s fun dunking on him right now but I’m really not looking forward to when this leads to him buying Warner Brothers and casting his AI waifu in a very racist Barbie sequel.
November 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Yeah it’s fun dunking on him right now but I’m really not looking forward to when this leads to him buying Warner Brothers and casting his AI waifu in a very racist Barbie sequel.
Day Three of my war with Spectrum
November 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Day Three of my war with Spectrum
Coming up on 24 hours with no internet.
November 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Coming up on 24 hours with no internet.
I would like to formally apologize to my high school drama teacher who had to endure my audition using Christopher Guest’s “names of nuts” monologue from Best in Show.
November 9, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I would like to formally apologize to my high school drama teacher who had to endure my audition using Christopher Guest’s “names of nuts” monologue from Best in Show.
My internet has been down all day so who looks stupid with their blu ray collection now?
Without these discs I would have had to do something productive today. HA!
Without these discs I would have had to do something productive today. HA!
November 9, 2025 at 4:57 AM
My internet has been down all day so who looks stupid with their blu ray collection now?
Without these discs I would have had to do something productive today. HA!
Without these discs I would have had to do something productive today. HA!
Oldest selfie on your phone.
This was the day after I moved to LA in 2013.
This was the day after I moved to LA in 2013.
November 8, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone.
This was the day after I moved to LA in 2013.
This was the day after I moved to LA in 2013.
Imagining Nathan Fielder in a Pluribus situation.
November 8, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Imagining Nathan Fielder in a Pluribus situation.
Why am I paying America Online $2.50 an hour for these pitiful speeds?
November 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Why am I paying America Online $2.50 an hour for these pitiful speeds?
