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Back online, morberfucjers!
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Back online, morberfucjers!
Yeah it’s fun dunking on him right now but I’m really not looking forward to when this leads to him buying Warner Brothers and casting his AI waifu in a very racist Barbie sequel.
November 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Yeah it’s fun dunking on him right now but I’m really not looking forward to when this leads to him buying Warner Brothers and casting his AI waifu in a very racist Barbie sequel.
Day Three of my war with Spectrum
November 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Day Three of my war with Spectrum
Coming up on 24 hours with no internet.
November 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Coming up on 24 hours with no internet.
I would like to formally apologize to my high school drama teacher who had to endure my audition using Christopher Guest’s “names of nuts” monologue from Best in Show.
November 9, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I would like to formally apologize to my high school drama teacher who had to endure my audition using Christopher Guest’s “names of nuts” monologue from Best in Show.
My internet has been down all day so who looks stupid with their blu ray collection now?
Without these discs I would have had to do something productive today. HA!
Without these discs I would have had to do something productive today. HA!
November 9, 2025 at 4:57 AM
My internet has been down all day so who looks stupid with their blu ray collection now?
Without these discs I would have had to do something productive today. HA!
Without these discs I would have had to do something productive today. HA!
Oldest selfie on your phone.
This was the day after I moved to LA in 2013.
This was the day after I moved to LA in 2013.
November 8, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone.
This was the day after I moved to LA in 2013.
This was the day after I moved to LA in 2013.
Imagining Nathan Fielder in a Pluribus situation.
November 8, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Imagining Nathan Fielder in a Pluribus situation.
Why am I paying America Online $2.50 an hour for these pitiful speeds?
November 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Why am I paying America Online $2.50 an hour for these pitiful speeds?
Rhea Seehorn is on my television.
November 7, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Rhea Seehorn is on my television.
Life in 2025
November 6, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Life in 2025
Why is no one ever surprised when I mention I was a leash child?
November 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Why is no one ever surprised when I mention I was a leash child?
Gamifying the salad bar by putting prizes in some of the ingredient bins.
November 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Gamifying the salad bar by putting prizes in some of the ingredient bins.
A producer I freelance for on the side just posted about his excitement to create AI movies.
November 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
A producer I freelance for on the side just posted about his excitement to create AI movies.
The horrors have been placed on a temporary hiatus yet I remain silly.
November 5, 2025 at 3:43 AM
The horrors have been placed on a temporary hiatus yet I remain silly.
Congrats to this man whose Deluxe Collector’s Edition of Shin Godzilla arrived today.
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Congrats to this man whose Deluxe Collector’s Edition of Shin Godzilla arrived today.
Engineers at meta trying to keep the internet afloat while Debra keeps posting:
November 4, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Engineers at meta trying to keep the internet afloat while Debra keeps posting:
No burger people died on my watch today.
November 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
No burger people died on my watch today.
Middle aged man bangs.
November 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Middle aged man bangs.
Yeah, you could say I’m a pretty hardcore gamer.
November 4, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Yeah, you could say I’m a pretty hardcore gamer.
I would never be cast on Survivor because I talk about Godzilla too much and the Paramount Skydance Corporation doesn’t have the rights to him.
November 3, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I would never be cast on Survivor because I talk about Godzilla too much and the Paramount Skydance Corporation doesn’t have the rights to him.
Let’s GOO!!!!
The #GodzillaMinusOne sequel is officially titled ‘Godzilla: Minus Zero’ 🎥
November 3, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Let’s GOO!!!!
Y’all are giving him Vietnam flashbacks.
November 2, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Y’all are giving him Vietnam flashbacks.