Library Yeti, Ice Cream Connoisseur
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The answer to a question no one asked
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Favorite soap-boxes:
-the #VastUrsineConspiracy (obviously)
-Martha Washington Was Complete Trash
-many “greatest books” are actually of the genre Dick Lit. Here is what that is and why it is Not Great(est)
-WWI: Did You Know/My Many Feelings
-Animals who owe me money/reparations
-the #VastUrsineConspiracy (obviously)
-Martha Washington Was Complete Trash
-many “greatest books” are actually of the genre Dick Lit. Here is what that is and why it is Not Great(est)
-WWI: Did You Know/My Many Feelings
-Animals who owe me money/reparations
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Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Herman Melville: the sweetest way to die would be to drown in the spermaceti oil within a sperm whale's head 🐋
Absolutely no one:
Herman Melville: the sweetest way to die would be to drown in the spermaceti oil within a sperm whale's head 🐋
January 19, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Herman Melville: the sweetest way to die would be to drown in the spermaceti oil within a sperm whale's head 🐋
Absolutely no one:
Herman Melville: the sweetest way to die would be to drown in the spermaceti oil within a sperm whale's head 🐋
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Sir please call the emergency doctor I got salmonella from my rent
imagine if you took all the city's meat and put it in a freezer
January 19, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Sir please call the emergency doctor I got salmonella from my rent
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Christ, I hadn’t seen the details here but it really is trying to set up a Temu UN with Donald Trump as Secretary General for life (and his hand chosen successor as Secretary General for life after that).
January 19, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Christ, I hadn’t seen the details here but it really is trying to set up a Temu UN with Donald Trump as Secretary General for life (and his hand chosen successor as Secretary General for life after that).
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I’m not a real doctor but I am a real Gremlin.
January 19, 2026 at 9:45 PM
I’m not a real doctor but I am a real Gremlin.
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![My friends check in from time to time.
Text: I got rubber-bulleted by ICE just on my way back from work. Ouch.
Text: Hey I'm gonna observe tomorrow at the protest. I'll text every hour, and if you don't hear from me, please call [number] and give them my identifying information. I'd probably be at the Whipple. Okay?
Text: They knocked on my door, but I'm okay.
I demanded a signed judicial warrant, and they couldn’t provide one, so they left.
I’m worried all the time.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cb6uhto6bwvcx4anaq55konv/bafkreiejn4yr42v63dgduydsv6fnjqqci2yfdwj6sishctyicaqfyrcouy@jpeg)
January 19, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Please send this to everyone who puts “Moby-Dick” in the “great straight literary canon.”
Oh boy. This chapter is called “the Nut” 😏
“I would rather feel your spine than your skull, whoever you are.”
“I rejoice in my spine, as in the firm audacious staff of that flag which I fling half out to the world.”
O rly 😏😏😏
📖🐋
“I would rather feel your spine than your skull, whoever you are.”
“I rejoice in my spine, as in the firm audacious staff of that flag which I fling half out to the world.”
O rly 😏😏😏
📖🐋
January 19, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Please send this to everyone who puts “Moby-Dick” in the “great straight literary canon.”
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thinking about the pope pacing back and forth in his apartment at 3:30 am yelling at the tv
January 19, 2026 at 2:21 AM
thinking about the pope pacing back and forth in his apartment at 3:30 am yelling at the tv
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I’ll never get tired of this ad at our local indie theater 😂
January 19, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I’ll never get tired of this ad at our local indie theater 😂
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🧵One of the small acts of defiance I've engaged in (nearly) every day since the election is...well, flossing.
I was, uh, sporadic? before & just thought "they're gonna fuck up healthcare, I better take up spite-flossing." For teeth & gum health, obvi, but also HEART & apparently BRAIN! (see next!)
I was, uh, sporadic? before & just thought "they're gonna fuck up healthcare, I better take up spite-flossing." For teeth & gum health, obvi, but also HEART & apparently BRAIN! (see next!)
People really really downplay dental health. Cavities are not the worse case scenario here. Poor oral health can kill you
January 19, 2026 at 2:19 AM
🧵One of the small acts of defiance I've engaged in (nearly) every day since the election is...well, flossing.
I was, uh, sporadic? before & just thought "they're gonna fuck up healthcare, I better take up spite-flossing." For teeth & gum health, obvi, but also HEART & apparently BRAIN! (see next!)
I was, uh, sporadic? before & just thought "they're gonna fuck up healthcare, I better take up spite-flossing." For teeth & gum health, obvi, but also HEART & apparently BRAIN! (see next!)
Trattoria il Panino Express in Cambridge. Hole in the wall takeout pasta place. They had ziti alla boscaiola & even the original (extant!) Trattoria il Panino doesn’t serve that.
They also had killer tortellini.
I miss that place SO MUCH
They also had killer tortellini.
I miss that place SO MUCH
Sunday night timeline cleanse
please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
January 19, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Trattoria il Panino Express in Cambridge. Hole in the wall takeout pasta place. They had ziti alla boscaiola & even the original (extant!) Trattoria il Panino doesn’t serve that.
They also had killer tortellini.
I miss that place SO MUCH
They also had killer tortellini.
I miss that place SO MUCH
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I feel so sorry for these kids, and any kids of these people. You know in a decade we’re going to start to see absolutely harrowing memoirs come out
The department of agriculture posted this bizarre video on X of children who look like their in a period piece horror movie drinking milk under duress and like I just want to know why? Like what the fuck is this? Why are they being weird about milk? Who are these kids? Are they ok? What the fuck???
January 19, 2026 at 1:55 AM
I feel so sorry for these kids, and any kids of these people. You know in a decade we’re going to start to see absolutely harrowing memoirs come out
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if sports heckling involves greenland something has gone badly off the rails
“Leave Greenland alone!”
Heckler interrupts Star-Spangled Banner at NBA game in London, wins cheers from crowd. (Video via Reddit)
Heckler interrupts Star-Spangled Banner at NBA game in London, wins cheers from crowd. (Video via Reddit)
January 19, 2026 at 1:11 AM
if sports heckling involves greenland something has gone badly off the rails
Just realized that I am too creeped out to watch the ad, but if this actually WERE a Jordan Peele movie? I would be SO in.
The new Jordan Peele movie looks 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
January 19, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Just realized that I am too creeped out to watch the ad, but if this actually WERE a Jordan Peele movie? I would be SO in.
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The new Jordan Peele movie looks 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
January 19, 2026 at 12:08 AM
The new Jordan Peele movie looks 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Widowed. We don’t talk about Mr Dash. Those who do are fired… and never seen again.
I cannot get used to seeing just "DASH" on the seasoning container. What happened? Mrs. Dash get divorced?
January 19, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Widowed. We don’t talk about Mr Dash. Those who do are fired… and never seen again.
Highly recommend watching “Celebrity Traitors UK,” if only for the episode where host says something ominous and Celia Imrie immediately lets out a loud fart
January 19, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Highly recommend watching “Celebrity Traitors UK,” if only for the episode where host says something ominous and Celia Imrie immediately lets out a loud fart
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Mood.
I feel like the latent content under all my active forms if protest is this:
“WILL YOU WEIRDO RACIST MISOGYNIST MOBSTER GANGS JUST GO AWAY? THERE IS ENOUGH TO DO!
WE ALL DEMAND OUR REST”
“WILL YOU WEIRDO RACIST MISOGYNIST MOBSTER GANGS JUST GO AWAY? THERE IS ENOUGH TO DO!
WE ALL DEMAND OUR REST”
January 18, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Mood.
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New Friend of Garak pins are here! Slightly redesigned from the original version to have more colors and be easier to read.
I also had a little photo shoot with some of my other pins.
Available from willburrows.art/shop
I also had a little photo shoot with some of my other pins.
Available from willburrows.art/shop
January 18, 2026 at 10:07 PM
New Friend of Garak pins are here! Slightly redesigned from the original version to have more colors and be easier to read.
I also had a little photo shoot with some of my other pins.
Available from willburrows.art/shop
I also had a little photo shoot with some of my other pins.
Available from willburrows.art/shop
IMPORTANT FACTS
It is your right as a pedestrian giving right of way to a horse person to ask for the horse’s name. You are also allowed to give notes on it and suggest better names.
January 18, 2026 at 11:26 PM
IMPORTANT FACTS
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very good advice
January 18, 2026 at 11:06 PM
very good advice
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The incredibly lukewarm Democratic response on Greenland is being noticed in Europe, incidentally.
Chuck Schumer not finding a stronger word than “quixotic” for Trump’s plan to seize Greenland has been name checked to me more than once.
Chuck Schumer not finding a stronger word than “quixotic” for Trump’s plan to seize Greenland has been name checked to me more than once.
But Americans who want to save the alliance with Europe must have no illusions about how bad a condition this transatlantic partnership is in.
January 18, 2026 at 10:05 PM
The incredibly lukewarm Democratic response on Greenland is being noticed in Europe, incidentally.
Chuck Schumer not finding a stronger word than “quixotic” for Trump’s plan to seize Greenland has been name checked to me more than once.
Chuck Schumer not finding a stronger word than “quixotic” for Trump’s plan to seize Greenland has been name checked to me more than once.
I know every ice cream place has at least one flavor called, like, “Teal Turtle Temptation.” And that’s probably the one you would need to sample.
But at some point, you need to just risk it. DO the snozzberries taste like snozzberries? Just buy a freaking cone and find out, bud.
But at some point, you need to just risk it. DO the snozzberries taste like snozzberries? Just buy a freaking cone and find out, bud.
January 18, 2026 at 11:05 PM
I know every ice cream place has at least one flavor called, like, “Teal Turtle Temptation.” And that’s probably the one you would need to sample.
But at some point, you need to just risk it. DO the snozzberries taste like snozzberries? Just buy a freaking cone and find out, bud.
But at some point, you need to just risk it. DO the snozzberries taste like snozzberries? Just buy a freaking cone and find out, bud.
They’re in every ice cream shop, violating the social contract and basic decency. They have no home training, and no shame.
Suggestion: If it’s tourist season and you taste more than one flavor, you have to tip each employee $20 and pay for everyone waiting.
Suggestion: If it’s tourist season and you taste more than one flavor, you have to tip each employee $20 and pay for everyone waiting.
Mf’ers in this ice cream shop sampling every mf’ing flavor like they’ve never had ice cream before or are never going to have it again. It’s cookies and cream, dummy, wtf do you think it tastes like?
January 18, 2026 at 10:55 PM
They’re in every ice cream shop, violating the social contract and basic decency. They have no home training, and no shame.
Suggestion: If it’s tourist season and you taste more than one flavor, you have to tip each employee $20 and pay for everyone waiting.
Suggestion: If it’s tourist season and you taste more than one flavor, you have to tip each employee $20 and pay for everyone waiting.
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A joke for the history buffs:
Germany’s satirical newspaper @der-postillon.com titles: “Vienna Academy of the Arts offers Trump admission as a student — They don’t want to get blamed again“
Germany’s satirical newspaper @der-postillon.com titles: “Vienna Academy of the Arts offers Trump admission as a student — They don’t want to get blamed again“
January 18, 2026 at 1:56 PM
A joke for the history buffs:
Germany’s satirical newspaper @der-postillon.com titles: “Vienna Academy of the Arts offers Trump admission as a student — They don’t want to get blamed again“
Germany’s satirical newspaper @der-postillon.com titles: “Vienna Academy of the Arts offers Trump admission as a student — They don’t want to get blamed again“