Yeti Haunts Your Library
@libraryyeti.bsky.social
The answer to a question no one asked
We don't agree but I still like YOU very much.
November 10, 2025 at 6:20 AM
We don't agree but I still like YOU very much.
SPIRITUAL TWINS
October 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
SPIRITUAL TWINS
"What's in the basket, little girl?" you ask.
"Cookies for my grandma!" she giggles. Her eyes are black as a moonless night. The giggle sounds tinny. "Would you like one?"
"Oh-okay?" you say.
"Pick one!" she says, pulling back the cloth. She smiles with too many teeth.
You reach in. The pain--
"Cookies for my grandma!" she giggles. Her eyes are black as a moonless night. The giggle sounds tinny. "Would you like one?"
"Oh-okay?" you say.
"Pick one!" she says, pulling back the cloth. She smiles with too many teeth.
You reach in. The pain--
October 2, 2025 at 2:30 PM
"What's in the basket, little girl?" you ask.
"Cookies for my grandma!" she giggles. Her eyes are black as a moonless night. The giggle sounds tinny. "Would you like one?"
"Oh-okay?" you say.
"Pick one!" she says, pulling back the cloth. She smiles with too many teeth.
You reach in. The pain--
"Cookies for my grandma!" she giggles. Her eyes are black as a moonless night. The giggle sounds tinny. "Would you like one?"
"Oh-okay?" you say.
"Pick one!" she says, pulling back the cloth. She smiles with too many teeth.
You reach in. The pain--
Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score
Ok since merely rotten is terrible then LOOK AT WHAT REVIEWERS ARE SAYING ABOUT THE BEST ROBIN HOOD. CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE THIS SHIT
Ok since merely rotten is terrible then LOOK AT WHAT REVIEWERS ARE SAYING ABOUT THE BEST ROBIN HOOD. CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE THIS SHIT
September 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score
Ok since merely rotten is terrible then LOOK AT WHAT REVIEWERS ARE SAYING ABOUT THE BEST ROBIN HOOD. CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE THIS SHIT
Ok since merely rotten is terrible then LOOK AT WHAT REVIEWERS ARE SAYING ABOUT THE BEST ROBIN HOOD. CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE THIS SHIT
Look. This movie? This is one of the worst films ever made and Terry Gilliam in particular owes me money. It STILL somehow has a 45%/ 47%on Rotten Tomatoes.
September 17, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Look. This movie? This is one of the worst films ever made and Terry Gilliam in particular owes me money. It STILL somehow has a 45%/ 47%on Rotten Tomatoes.
HAVE AT YE
September 8, 2025 at 10:50 PM
HAVE AT YE
Everything sucks so here is a photo of Dog#1, who was wise, loyal, AND diplomatic. He was a King in my house but he also would have been a great president.
June 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Everything sucks so here is a photo of Dog#1, who was wise, loyal, AND diplomatic. He was a King in my house but he also would have been a great president.
Dog#1 and I used to watch birds at the feeders together.
But then, as longtime readers recall, this happened.
But then, as longtime readers recall, this happened.
April 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Dog#1 and I used to watch birds at the feeders together.
But then, as longtime readers recall, this happened.
But then, as longtime readers recall, this happened.
We raised over $20k for the library at the book sale!!! Also my feet hurt so so bad, y’all.
I discovered this book in the sale and sold it immediately to the first person I saw. Why? Because the woman in question recognized FINE LITERATURE when she saw it.
I discovered this book in the sale and sold it immediately to the first person I saw. Why? Because the woman in question recognized FINE LITERATURE when she saw it.
April 13, 2025 at 1:10 AM
We raised over $20k for the library at the book sale!!! Also my feet hurt so so bad, y’all.
I discovered this book in the sale and sold it immediately to the first person I saw. Why? Because the woman in question recognized FINE LITERATURE when she saw it.
I discovered this book in the sale and sold it immediately to the first person I saw. Why? Because the woman in question recognized FINE LITERATURE when she saw it.
More:
The Game: just 1, I hope
Freakonomics: >=2, not including the sequel
The secret: >=1
The 48 Laws of Power: >=2
The Game: just 1, I hope
Freakonomics: >=2, not including the sequel
The secret: >=1
The 48 Laws of Power: >=2
April 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
More:
The Game: just 1, I hope
Freakonomics: >=2, not including the sequel
The secret: >=1
The 48 Laws of Power: >=2
The Game: just 1, I hope
Freakonomics: >=2, not including the sequel
The secret: >=1
The 48 Laws of Power: >=2
So, “If Books Could Kill” @ifbookspod.bsky.social Bingo continues!
Sandberg: 1
Cheese: 1
Outliers: >= 2 (with lots more Gladwell, omg)
Friedman: >=4
Sandberg: 1
Cheese: 1
Outliers: >= 2 (with lots more Gladwell, omg)
Friedman: >=4
April 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
So, “If Books Could Kill” @ifbookspod.bsky.social Bingo continues!
Sandberg: 1
Cheese: 1
Outliers: >= 2 (with lots more Gladwell, omg)
Friedman: >=4
Sandberg: 1
Cheese: 1
Outliers: >= 2 (with lots more Gladwell, omg)
Friedman: >=4
It's book sale week and today, as I put stuff on the tables, I played a game called "If Books Could Kill Bingo" @ifbookspod.bsky.social
Initial finds:
- Sincero, J. (>= 2)
- Manson, Mark (>=4)
- Harvey, S. (>=1)
- Clear, J. (>=2)
More to be found in other sections, I am SURE
Initial finds:
- Sincero, J. (>= 2)
- Manson, Mark (>=4)
- Harvey, S. (>=1)
- Clear, J. (>=2)
More to be found in other sections, I am SURE
April 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
It's book sale week and today, as I put stuff on the tables, I played a game called "If Books Could Kill Bingo" @ifbookspod.bsky.social
Initial finds:
- Sincero, J. (>= 2)
- Manson, Mark (>=4)
- Harvey, S. (>=1)
- Clear, J. (>=2)
More to be found in other sections, I am SURE
Initial finds:
- Sincero, J. (>= 2)
- Manson, Mark (>=4)
- Harvey, S. (>=1)
- Clear, J. (>=2)
More to be found in other sections, I am SURE
This book says it’s an “acclaimed classic.” Have any of you ever heard of it?? I sure haven’t! And so my gremlin remains untamed: can’t get wet, constantly breaks down, etc.
January 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
This book says it’s an “acclaimed classic.” Have any of you ever heard of it?? I sure haven’t! And so my gremlin remains untamed: can’t get wet, constantly breaks down, etc.
Here’s a moment of zen, and fodder for people who follow me for just one reason: another Bear Visit from a couple years ago. Taken by my husband as the bear sauntered past his (home) office window.
January 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Here’s a moment of zen, and fodder for people who follow me for just one reason: another Bear Visit from a couple years ago. Taken by my husband as the bear sauntered past his (home) office window.
[Hilary Faye voice] I am FILLED with whimsy.
January 1, 2025 at 4:43 PM
[Hilary Faye voice] I am FILLED with whimsy.
My advent calendar has the best illustration for King Herod.
I love the hands on his hips. He is VERY put out by this “newborn king” business. Later he writes in his secret journal, “idk, felt cute but might massacre some innocents later.”
I love the hands on his hips. He is VERY put out by this “newborn king” business. Later he writes in his secret journal, “idk, felt cute but might massacre some innocents later.”
December 21, 2024 at 11:46 PM
My advent calendar has the best illustration for King Herod.
I love the hands on his hips. He is VERY put out by this “newborn king” business. Later he writes in his secret journal, “idk, felt cute but might massacre some innocents later.”
I love the hands on his hips. He is VERY put out by this “newborn king” business. Later he writes in his secret journal, “idk, felt cute but might massacre some innocents later.”
Did anything good happen today or nah
The Pibble is waiting to take your call
The Pibble is waiting to take your call
December 17, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Did anything good happen today or nah
The Pibble is waiting to take your call
The Pibble is waiting to take your call
Today’s find in the library donations. I want to assume this was an accident but so many weird things are donated intentionally that it’s hard to give the public the benefit of the doubt.
December 17, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Today’s find in the library donations. I want to assume this was an accident but so many weird things are donated intentionally that it’s hard to give the public the benefit of the doubt.
We wind up with a lot of reusable bags at the Book Donation Sorting Area. (Some people hoard them, even though we don’t use them?) We finally got rid of a ton of them this year. Below is what happens when you let me write a sign.
![A bag full of reusable bags, with a handwritten sign on top. The sign reads: “Reusable Bags! Free to [strikeout] good [/strikeout] home! Take as many as you want before they are thrown out in ignominy!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ge3s4dkgpq5ynk3b2ekzknht/bafkreihibnc6o4jffxh24hvmhlv3tvmjw6qekttfujejiq4276chhc7f7y@jpeg)
December 14, 2024 at 8:21 PM
We wind up with a lot of reusable bags at the Book Donation Sorting Area. (Some people hoard them, even though we don’t use them?) We finally got rid of a ton of them this year. Below is what happens when you let me write a sign.
Took me six tries to type “excellent” on my phone earlier so that’s the kind of day I’m having
Here, have a photo of a book donation we got this year. A+ title.
Here, have a photo of a book donation we got this year. A+ title.
December 12, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Took me six tries to type “excellent” on my phone earlier so that’s the kind of day I’m having
Here, have a photo of a book donation we got this year. A+ title.
Here, have a photo of a book donation we got this year. A+ title.
To fuck your mom.
December 7, 2024 at 6:17 PM
To fuck your mom.
This one was donated a couple weeks ago. It’s outdated (like 2001 or something?) so it was getting tossed anyway, but also … look at it. LOOK AT THIS ATROCITY.
November 30, 2024 at 9:44 PM
This one was donated a couple weeks ago. It’s outdated (like 2001 or something?) so it was getting tossed anyway, but also … look at it. LOOK AT THIS ATROCITY.
Or what about the time someone donated a ton of 8-track tapes (“hey, the library says they don’t take VHS or cassettes, but they didn’t say anything about these!! Let’s call grandma on the way home and tell her to mail us her betamax!”)?
November 30, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Or what about the time someone donated a ton of 8-track tapes (“hey, the library says they don’t take VHS or cassettes, but they didn’t say anything about these!! Let’s call grandma on the way home and tell her to mail us her betamax!”)?
I mean I just came across this one a couple weeks ago. It was full of highlights and underlining, which is… something.
November 30, 2024 at 9:35 PM
I mean I just came across this one a couple weeks ago. It was full of highlights and underlining, which is… something.
Me: “What IS a villain, tho?”
Actual answer: maybe Maud from this series
Actual answer: maybe Maud from this series
November 30, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Me: “What IS a villain, tho?”
Actual answer: maybe Maud from this series
Actual answer: maybe Maud from this series