David Lebo
@leboism.bsky.social
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OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS
February 18, 2026 at 2:49 AM
OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS
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Lakshya fucking sucks, dude. One of the people who had their brains cooked both by the Trump win (understandable) and by marinating on X (less defensible) and has been looking for people to throw overboard ever since
Lakshya Jain and the Argument fled this website because they couldn't take the criticism and now he's advocating for Dems to abandon trans issues with polling about 'gender surgery for minors' a thing that is not real
February 17, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Lakshya fucking sucks, dude. One of the people who had their brains cooked both by the Trump win (understandable) and by marinating on X (less defensible) and has been looking for people to throw overboard ever since
This car dealership is playing Dirty Work by Steely Dan and I half expect @midgetnazgul.bsky.social to emerge from the back to sell me a Toyota
February 17, 2026 at 6:42 PM
This car dealership is playing Dirty Work by Steely Dan and I half expect @midgetnazgul.bsky.social to emerge from the back to sell me a Toyota
It's time for us to get another article where a finance columnist gives money in a shoebox
February 17, 2026 at 4:54 PM
It's time for us to get another article where a finance columnist gives money in a shoebox
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A prominent Bluesky elder already hosts Jeopardy
How many followers for a prominent Bluesky elder to host Jeopardy
February 16, 2026 at 8:29 PM
A prominent Bluesky elder already hosts Jeopardy
Blue State Democrats: gee wilikers I remember when Republicans were nice to me
Red State Democrats: we will convict you fascist punks in a court of laws and then send you to CECOT
Red State Democrats: we will convict you fascist punks in a court of laws and then send you to CECOT
February 17, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Blue State Democrats: gee wilikers I remember when Republicans were nice to me
Red State Democrats: we will convict you fascist punks in a court of laws and then send you to CECOT
Red State Democrats: we will convict you fascist punks in a court of laws and then send you to CECOT
I love Olympic commentary, it's the only place where the color guy will breathlessly describe someone as "the Babe Ruth of our sport" and the sport is 2-Man Bobsled
February 16, 2026 at 10:44 PM
I love Olympic commentary, it's the only place where the color guy will breathlessly describe someone as "the Babe Ruth of our sport" and the sport is 2-Man Bobsled
It's really a shame that he (correctly) turned down Godfather Part III because they were short changing him, because the "Hagen vs The Coreleones" story we were headed towards would have been something special instead of what we got
February 16, 2026 at 6:19 PM
It's really a shame that he (correctly) turned down Godfather Part III because they were short changing him, because the "Hagen vs The Coreleones" story we were headed towards would have been something special instead of what we got
Okay I just saw the Swedish goalie trip on her own stick and the broadcast isn't even talking about it
February 16, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Okay I just saw the Swedish goalie trip on her own stick and the broadcast isn't even talking about it
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The stupidest thing about this is that any daily journalist worth their salt can turn around 18 inches of copy in about 45 minutes once they've gathered their research and notes, and if it's a piece that takes longer it's because writing is the actual point
A conscientious journalism grad withdraw from a job when she learned the Cleveland Plain Dealer uses AI to write its stories.
Now the editor is castigating her and journalism professors for not being “prepared for the workforce.”
You can’t make this shit up.
www.cleveland.com/news/2026/02...
Now the editor is castigating her and journalism professors for not being “prepared for the workforce.”
You can’t make this shit up.
www.cleveland.com/news/2026/02...
February 16, 2026 at 4:06 PM
The stupidest thing about this is that any daily journalist worth their salt can turn around 18 inches of copy in about 45 minutes once they've gathered their research and notes, and if it's a piece that takes longer it's because writing is the actual point
I wonder if that girl who broke her retainer ever got a new one
February 16, 2026 at 2:46 PM
I wonder if that girl who broke her retainer ever got a new one
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douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.
February 15, 2026 at 10:10 PM
douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
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hey everyone pls get the fuck off of X, the white supremacist site for white supremacists
We must speak plainly about the agenda Elon Musk & other MAGA leaders are pushing. It’s white nationalism.
There’s no room for Black, Hispanic/Latino, Asian, Native, Jewish or all other Americans in Musk’s monocultural vision.
Multiculturalism is superior. We can’t allow Musk & others to end it.
There’s no room for Black, Hispanic/Latino, Asian, Native, Jewish or all other Americans in Musk’s monocultural vision.
Multiculturalism is superior. We can’t allow Musk & others to end it.
February 15, 2026 at 6:33 PM
hey everyone pls get the fuck off of X, the white supremacist site for white supremacists
This man skated to the score from Conclave. His routine BEGAN with the spoken words "The pope is dead"
My favorite photos from the Olympics are of this Italian figure skater Daniel Grassl. He looks absolutely insane in so many of them. It's great.
February 15, 2026 at 4:39 AM
This man skated to the score from Conclave. His routine BEGAN with the spoken words "The pope is dead"
wow is Team USA not good at Olympic hockey. They should be up 4-0 by now and instead let in a 50 ft shot
February 14, 2026 at 8:37 PM
wow is Team USA not good at Olympic hockey. They should be up 4-0 by now and instead let in a 50 ft shot
I do not enjoy how much these Team USA hockey uniforms look like Rangers jerseys
February 14, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I do not enjoy how much these Team USA hockey uniforms look like Rangers jerseys
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Dream last night of a Sesame Street parody, CHAIRS. Ted Danson is behind the (milk?) bar, everyone shouts "BERRRT!" when he walks in.
Ted/Sam: "How's it going, Bert?"
Bert: "I'm a breadcrumb, Sam, and everybody's doin' the pigeon." He perched on a stool next to Cliff/Ernie, and then I woke up.
Ted/Sam: "How's it going, Bert?"
Bert: "I'm a breadcrumb, Sam, and everybody's doin' the pigeon." He perched on a stool next to Cliff/Ernie, and then I woke up.
February 13, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Dream last night of a Sesame Street parody, CHAIRS. Ted Danson is behind the (milk?) bar, everyone shouts "BERRRT!" when he walks in.
Ted/Sam: "How's it going, Bert?"
Bert: "I'm a breadcrumb, Sam, and everybody's doin' the pigeon." He perched on a stool next to Cliff/Ernie, and then I woke up.
Ted/Sam: "How's it going, Bert?"
Bert: "I'm a breadcrumb, Sam, and everybody's doin' the pigeon." He perched on a stool next to Cliff/Ernie, and then I woke up.
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Kristi Noem is like if Selina Meyer from VEEP was also a Nazi
February 13, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Kristi Noem is like if Selina Meyer from VEEP was also a Nazi
The fundamental difference between the Paul Brothers is that Logan Paul is a relatively normal idiot with money who desperately wants to be liked by as many people as possiblr and Jake Paul is an abject idiot who wants to be hated by a niche group
February 10, 2026 at 5:36 PM
The fundamental difference between the Paul Brothers is that Logan Paul is a relatively normal idiot with money who desperately wants to be liked by as many people as possiblr and Jake Paul is an abject idiot who wants to be hated by a niche group
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very thankful for the opportunity to write about bad bunny's super bowl halftime show for @latimes.com. it means a lot to me as someone from pr to put this incredible moment into perspective for non-latin viewers who might've missed key details www.latimes.com/delos/story/...
Essay: Decoding Bad Bunny's triumphantly Puerto Rican Super Bowl halftime show
Puerto Rican journalist Tatiana Tenreyro unpacks the most Puerto Rican moments of Bad Bunny's monumental Super Bowl halftime show — and his urgent calls for Pan-American unity in the face of oppressio...
www.latimes.com
February 9, 2026 at 10:55 PM
very thankful for the opportunity to write about bad bunny's super bowl halftime show for @latimes.com. it means a lot to me as someone from pr to put this incredible moment into perspective for non-latin viewers who might've missed key details www.latimes.com/delos/story/...
Last night I saw Master & Commander on Da Big Screen
Which of you dads wants to talk about Master & Commander with me
Which of you dads wants to talk about Master & Commander with me
February 9, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Last night I saw Master & Commander on Da Big Screen
Which of you dads wants to talk about Master & Commander with me
Which of you dads wants to talk about Master & Commander with me
As always, thinking about how Zohran was constantly grilled about things he *didn't* say when there's red city mayors (and governors!) saying batshit racist stuff every day who never get an ounce of pushback
Incredible statement from the mayor that perfectly encapsulates the "I don't see race" mindset
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 PM
As always, thinking about how Zohran was constantly grilled about things he *didn't* say when there's red city mayors (and governors!) saying batshit racist stuff every day who never get an ounce of pushback
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it’d be pretty funny if bad bunny also called drake a pedophile during his halftime performance
February 9, 2026 at 1:21 AM
it’d be pretty funny if bad bunny also called drake a pedophile during his halftime performance
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loot does not drop upon defeating me. the developers didn't expect anyone to attack me, i am so vulnerable, and only trying to help. why did you raise your sword? for material gain? i would give you anything i have if you had only asked. i did not ask to be in this game, i did not ask to have 6hp.
February 8, 2026 at 12:55 AM
loot does not drop upon defeating me. the developers didn't expect anyone to attack me, i am so vulnerable, and only trying to help. why did you raise your sword? for material gain? i would give you anything i have if you had only asked. i did not ask to be in this game, i did not ask to have 6hp.
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no disrespect, but I'm not subscribing to your Substack for reasons that should be obvious if you google words like "substack" and "nazis"
February 5, 2026 at 1:46 PM
no disrespect, but I'm not subscribing to your Substack for reasons that should be obvious if you google words like "substack" and "nazis"