Smashley LeBikiniblonde
@lebikiniblonde.bsky.social
"A pitiful forgery of a human made from wet trash." ~Arcane Bullshit/Secret Snake's Magic Meme Castle
@AshleyColeArt on Instagram, @dopadelirium/@dionysuspsyche on Twitter
@AshleyColeArt on Instagram, @dopadelirium/@dionysuspsyche on Twitter
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
WASHINGTON—Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...
theonion.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
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JUST IN: The Trump administration late Saturday directed states that they must "immediately undo" any actions they have made to provide benefits to low-income families via SNAP.
Trump tells states to 'immediately undo' steps to fund November SNAP benefits
The Trump administration late Saturday directed states that they must "immediately undo" any actions they have made to provide benefits to low-income families via SNAP.
n.pr
November 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
JUST IN: The Trump administration late Saturday directed states that they must "immediately undo" any actions they have made to provide benefits to low-income families via SNAP.
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Stop what you're doing and watch these sleepy chaps.
One of the reasons why Finland is the happiest country in the world is that the public broadcaster Yle sends a live feed of the first 8 weeks of a pack of puppies every fall. It’s already the fifth edition of ”Finland’s most therapeutic live feed”.
This is what I call value for my tax money
This is what I call value for my tax money
Pentulive 24/7 | Pentulive
Pentuliven pikkuiset kehittyvät vauhdikkaasti ja jokainen pentu on saanut nimensä! Kahdeksan viikkoa kestävässä suorassa lähetyksessä seurataan englanninspringerspanieli Murua ja tämän pentuetta.
areena.yle.fi
November 9, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Stop what you're doing and watch these sleepy chaps.
Not gonna say I left just in time, but the last few years of working in the housing market have been so f***ing depressing. Seeing most folks unable to have a basic right like housing blows my mind and makes me want to cry.
A new report from the National Association of Realtors shows how challenging it's become for young people to get a foothold in today's costly housing market.
Many would-be buyers are frozen out of the housing market
Only about one in five homes sold in the last year went to a first-time buyer. And the average person buying their first home was 40 years old — a record high. A new report from the National Association of Realtors shows how challenging it's become for young people to get a foothold in today's costly housing market.
n.pr
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Not gonna say I left just in time, but the last few years of working in the housing market have been so f***ing depressing. Seeing most folks unable to have a basic right like housing blows my mind and makes me want to cry.
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Abigail Spanberger, Virginia's first woman governor, says she's ready to push back on President Trump's "bad policies" for the sake of Virginians.
Spanberger, Virginia's first woman governor, says she'll defy Trump's 'bad policies'
Abigail Spanberger, Virginia's first woman governor, says she's ready to push back on President Trump's "bad policies" for the sake of Virginians.
n.pr
November 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Abigail Spanberger, Virginia's first woman governor, says she's ready to push back on President Trump's "bad policies" for the sake of Virginians.
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Rep. Mikie Sherrill, a former Navy pilot, says voters chose her to lead and address affordability at a time when many New Jersey residents feel challenged by the Trump administration.
Mikie Sherrill says New Jersey voters want 'leadership' in face of Trump's challenges
Rep. Mikie Sherrill, a former Navy pilot, says voters chose her to lead and address affordability at a time when many New Jersey residents feel challenged by the Trump administration.
n.pr
November 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Rep. Mikie Sherrill, a former Navy pilot, says voters chose her to lead and address affordability at a time when many New Jersey residents feel challenged by the Trump administration.
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Real Estate: Dad’s House
November 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Real Estate: Dad’s House
Hey @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social I'm sorry I didn't get to see you on Saturday. My in-laws were in town, and it's like having the military here doing all the things I never get done, so I was very very tired and lacking in energy.
But I hope you had an amazing birthday week!!!
But I hope you had an amazing birthday week!!!
November 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Hey @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social I'm sorry I didn't get to see you on Saturday. My in-laws were in town, and it's like having the military here doing all the things I never get done, so I was very very tired and lacking in energy.
But I hope you had an amazing birthday week!!!
But I hope you had an amazing birthday week!!!
I HIGHLY recommend deleting all your 500 emotional support tabs down to like 1 tab during depressive episode. Use the "nothing matters, IDGAF" button for good.
If it's meant to be, they'll come back to you. If it's that important, you should've saved it when you created it 3 months ago.
If it's meant to be, they'll come back to you. If it's that important, you should've saved it when you created it 3 months ago.
November 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I HIGHLY recommend deleting all your 500 emotional support tabs down to like 1 tab during depressive episode. Use the "nothing matters, IDGAF" button for good.
If it's meant to be, they'll come back to you. If it's that important, you should've saved it when you created it 3 months ago.
If it's meant to be, they'll come back to you. If it's that important, you should've saved it when you created it 3 months ago.
I'm not sure what week I'm supposed to start getting more annoyed with everyone, but maybe I should've searched for that email.
November 7, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I'm not sure what week I'm supposed to start getting more annoyed with everyone, but maybe I should've searched for that email.
Happy "It's not worth getting out of bed today, maybe ever again" Season to those who celebrate.
November 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Happy "It's not worth getting out of bed today, maybe ever again" Season to those who celebrate.
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Looked up the law here and it's pretty damn clear it's regarding real actual genitalia and not cartoonish inflatable representations.
codes.findlaw.com/al/title-13a...
codes.findlaw.com/al/title-13a...
Alabama Code Title 13A. Criminal Code § 13A-12-130 SECTION 13A-12-130 PUBLIC LEWDNESS | FindLaw
Find a local lawyer and free legal information at FindLaw.com
codes.findlaw.com
October 19, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Am developing a working theory of this phenomenon where the general rule is the closer you are to a Northern corner of the United States, the more gay all the straight women look.
I’ve never seen so many women who appear to be lesbians but in fact are here with their husbands in my life
Personal life update: BIG BOOT BIG BOOT BIG BOOT
October 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Am developing a working theory of this phenomenon where the general rule is the closer you are to a Northern corner of the United States, the more gay all the straight women look.
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Millions of Americans use weed to treat chronic pain, but there's little high quality research on whether it works. New findings suggest it can be effective for low back pain, on par with opioids. n.pr/47ESYJ5
Cannabis works better than opioids for back pain, in two European studies
Millions of Americans use weed to treat chronic pain, but there's little high quality research on whether it works. New findings suggest it can be effective for low back pain, on par with opioids.
n.pr
October 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Millions of Americans use weed to treat chronic pain, but there's little high quality research on whether it works. New findings suggest it can be effective for low back pain, on par with opioids. n.pr/47ESYJ5
Work in progress, art preview.
October 16, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Work in progress, art preview.
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Welcome to Bluesky: Weird Al is on here but you sometimes don’t immediately get told that. That’s most of the important information.
October 15, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Welcome to Bluesky: Weird Al is on here but you sometimes don’t immediately get told that. That’s most of the important information.
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We Portlanders have an infinite capacity for sadism and evil. Underestimate us at your peril.
October 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
We Portlanders have an infinite capacity for sadism and evil. Underestimate us at your peril.
The Moment Is Me - feat. Vella Lovell - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"
YouTube video by racheldoesstuff
m.youtube.com
October 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Ok the body be craving the juice again, and no I'm talking about actual juice although I do miss me some margaritas
October 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Ok the body be craving the juice again, and no I'm talking about actual juice although I do miss me some margaritas
Ok the doc is doing tests to see if I'm low in vitamin deficiencies or whatever, but it's probably just fibromyalgia shit
October 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Ok the doc is doing tests to see if I'm low in vitamin deficiencies or whatever, but it's probably just fibromyalgia shit
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TV show: here is a female character who is experiencing some kind of sickness
ME, out loud: PERGNAT? PERGANT? PREGNART?
ME, out loud: PERGNAT? PERGANT? PREGNART?
March 18, 2024 at 5:03 AM
TV show: here is a female character who is experiencing some kind of sickness
ME, out loud: PERGNAT? PERGANT? PREGNART?
ME, out loud: PERGNAT? PERGANT? PREGNART?
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DANGEROPS??? PRANGENT SEX??? WILL IT HURT BABY TOP OF ITS HEAD????!?????!!!
August 27, 2025 at 6:34 AM
DANGEROPS??? PRANGENT SEX??? WILL IT HURT BABY TOP OF ITS HEAD????!?????!!!