Smashley LeBikiniblonde
@lebikiniblonde.bsky.social
"A pitiful forgery of a human made from wet trash." ~Arcane Bullshit/Secret Snake's Magic Meme Castle
@AshleyColeArt on Instagram, @dopadelirium/@dionysuspsyche on Twitter
@AshleyColeArt on Instagram, @dopadelirium/@dionysuspsyche on Twitter
Art is walking around muttering to yourself, "Where TF is Cloud Man!?" No one has any idea what you're talking about, and if you texted this information to yourself and reviewed it later, you probably wouldn't know either.
Cloud Man, the flesh.
Cloud Man, the flesh.
October 16, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Art is walking around muttering to yourself, "Where TF is Cloud Man!?" No one has any idea what you're talking about, and if you texted this information to yourself and reviewed it later, you probably wouldn't know either.
Cloud Man, the flesh.
Cloud Man, the flesh.
Work in progress, art preview.
October 16, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Work in progress, art preview.
I saw #TaylorTomlinson in #Portland AKA #PDX last night, and OMFG she was/is so good. Would she date an old broad like me? IDK, butt felt cute might slide into her DMs later (it's ok y'all, she has people who screen them!). #AMA #askmeanything
August 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I saw #TaylorTomlinson in #Portland AKA #PDX last night, and OMFG she was/is so good. Would she date an old broad like me? IDK, butt felt cute might slide into her DMs later (it's ok y'all, she has people who screen them!). #AMA #askmeanything
My kind of jokey announcement
August 8, 2025 at 12:40 PM
My kind of jokey announcement
Me: Ugh I just feel sick and nauseous all the time!
Also Me: It's a boy, it's obviously a boy or I'd be throwing up like 12x a day.
Spoiler alert: It is not a boy they told me over the phone today. 😂🤣
[Not telling the world yet, but I'll tell you followers.]
Also Me: It's a boy, it's obviously a boy or I'd be throwing up like 12x a day.
Spoiler alert: It is not a boy they told me over the phone today. 😂🤣
[Not telling the world yet, but I'll tell you followers.]
August 8, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Me: Ugh I just feel sick and nauseous all the time!
Also Me: It's a boy, it's obviously a boy or I'd be throwing up like 12x a day.
Spoiler alert: It is not a boy they told me over the phone today. 😂🤣
[Not telling the world yet, but I'll tell you followers.]
Also Me: It's a boy, it's obviously a boy or I'd be throwing up like 12x a day.
Spoiler alert: It is not a boy they told me over the phone today. 😂🤣
[Not telling the world yet, but I'll tell you followers.]
This blueberry lemon pie is the greatest! My doctor today told me to "eat whatever you can keep down, don't worry about vegetables," and this is the medical advice I've been waiting for my whole life.
August 8, 2025 at 12:40 PM
This blueberry lemon pie is the greatest! My doctor today told me to "eat whatever you can keep down, don't worry about vegetables," and this is the medical advice I've been waiting for my whole life.
Crying at a NIN concert seems like a very millennial Scorpio thing you do, and I'm here for it. Per Tina Fey, cry extra hard to make your friends uncomfortable.
August 8, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Crying at a NIN concert seems like a very millennial Scorpio thing you do, and I'm here for it. Per Tina Fey, cry extra hard to make your friends uncomfortable.
Temperance has been doing better THANK GOD she was not last week, and I was terrified. This was last week when she was all drugged up.
August 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Temperance has been doing better THANK GOD she was not last week, and I was terrified. This was last week when she was all drugged up.
Soooooo that, nausea, cramping, and back pain are how my day is going.
August 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Soooooo that, nausea, cramping, and back pain are how my day is going.
My dude is good to me. ☺️
August 1, 2025 at 1:19 AM
My dude is good to me. ☺️
Bonus photos of the wildlife refuge.
July 31, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Bonus photos of the wildlife refuge.
Oh yeah, and Tdawg has been slowing down so we started this yesterday. P took her out to smell, and then she wanted to walk all the way home instead of getting a ride.
July 31, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Oh yeah, and Tdawg has been slowing down so we started this yesterday. P took her out to smell, and then she wanted to walk all the way home instead of getting a ride.
I like to paint, but I suck at doing my nails. I painted them yesterday while starting to rewatch Sing Street, and they're already chipping. I need new polish, because all of mine is like old old old.
July 31, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I like to paint, but I suck at doing my nails. I painted them yesterday while starting to rewatch Sing Street, and they're already chipping. I need new polish, because all of mine is like old old old.
My God, #pinestreetbakery in HR heals my body and soul. Errands in town are made better because of it.
Hibiscus Mojito Mocktail, smoothies on the side for later, a loaf of bread, and a grilled cheese.
Hibiscus Mojito Mocktail, smoothies on the side for later, a loaf of bread, and a grilled cheese.
July 31, 2025 at 3:37 AM
My God, #pinestreetbakery in HR heals my body and soul. Errands in town are made better because of it.
Hibiscus Mojito Mocktail, smoothies on the side for later, a loaf of bread, and a grilled cheese.
Hibiscus Mojito Mocktail, smoothies on the side for later, a loaf of bread, and a grilled cheese.
Oh snap y'all, this is dope.
Christina's World by Andrew Wyeth vs Temperance's World by Ashley Carpenter
Christina's World by Andrew Wyeth vs Temperance's World by Ashley Carpenter
July 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Oh snap y'all, this is dope.
Christina's World by Andrew Wyeth vs Temperance's World by Ashley Carpenter
Christina's World by Andrew Wyeth vs Temperance's World by Ashley Carpenter
OMGggg look what I found on Etsy, y'all.
July 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
OMGggg look what I found on Etsy, y'all.
With all of the town letting their grass go yellow (it comes back), I was reminded today that I need to take a photo of Temperance in it, because she'll look very much like Christina's World by Andrew Wyeth.
I'll do a side by side when I post it.
I'll do a side by side when I post it.
July 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
With all of the town letting their grass go yellow (it comes back), I was reminded today that I need to take a photo of Temperance in it, because she'll look very much like Christina's World by Andrew Wyeth.
I'll do a side by side when I post it.
I'll do a side by side when I post it.
Bunnies in the yard
July 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Bunnies in the yard
I've groveled, love-bombed, and begged her forgiveness. I'll continue to feel guilty, but hopefully at a lesser level, like a Catholic after confession, but worse cuz dog mom.
But this looks like forgiveness, right?
But this looks like forgiveness, right?
June 4, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I've groveled, love-bombed, and begged her forgiveness. I'll continue to feel guilty, but hopefully at a lesser level, like a Catholic after confession, but worse cuz dog mom.
But this looks like forgiveness, right?
But this looks like forgiveness, right?
I can't stop watching. I'm OBSESSED with this btw band that accurately displays how my #braininpain works or #FibroFog in action. Desperate thanks to @5piersy on Tiktok.
June 1, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I can't stop watching. I'm OBSESSED with this btw band that accurately displays how my #braininpain works or #FibroFog in action. Desperate thanks to @5piersy on Tiktok.
ATTENTION MY SWEET GRASS-ALLERGY BABIES! IF YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST SIT OUTSIDE IN 82° WEATHER WHILE YOUR SPOUSE CUTS THE GRASS AROUND YOU WITH A PUSH MOWER WITHOUT PILLS OR SPRAYS OR NASAL RINSES OR EYEDROPS, YOU ARE FORTUNE'S FOOLS B/C SUMMER IS COMING(/HERE)!
me, a sweet fool once and always
me, a sweet fool once and always
May 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
ATTENTION MY SWEET GRASS-ALLERGY BABIES! IF YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST SIT OUTSIDE IN 82° WEATHER WHILE YOUR SPOUSE CUTS THE GRASS AROUND YOU WITH A PUSH MOWER WITHOUT PILLS OR SPRAYS OR NASAL RINSES OR EYEDROPS, YOU ARE FORTUNE'S FOOLS B/C SUMMER IS COMING(/HERE)!
me, a sweet fool once and always
me, a sweet fool once and always
Like, how would I even know!?
May 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Like, how would I even know!?