Grilled Steak Quesadilla Man
@lawnmowerbob.bsky.social
Still watches TV
Never folds laundry
Eats Cheetos with latex gloves
No refunds
Never folds laundry
Eats Cheetos with latex gloves
No refunds
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Went by a Spirit Halloween store. Still no "sexy porn star" costume
maybe next year
maybe next year
October 28, 2024 at 5:43 AM
Went by a Spirit Halloween store. Still no "sexy porn star" costume
maybe next year
maybe next year
Sometimes, I feel guilty about not calling or checking up on people, but then I realize that the phone goes both ways, and no one is checking up on me.
September 14, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Sometimes, I feel guilty about not calling or checking up on people, but then I realize that the phone goes both ways, and no one is checking up on me.
It’s my birthday I’m 51
August 16, 2025 at 3:51 AM
It’s my birthday I’m 51
I'm an overthinker but l'm also a idgafer so it balances out
July 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I'm an overthinker but l'm also a idgafer so it balances out
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so monday happened
yeah, that was something
yeah, that was something
July 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
so monday happened
yeah, that was something
yeah, that was something
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[caught sneaking spaghetti into a movie theater] It’s OK, I have a medical marinara card.
July 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
[caught sneaking spaghetti into a movie theater] It’s OK, I have a medical marinara card.
My Onlyfans is just me drinking coffee and staring at my phone
July 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
My Onlyfans is just me drinking coffee and staring at my phone
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mosquitoes are baby vampires
June 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
mosquitoes are baby vampires
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Life is like a box of chocolates that someone shit in.
June 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Life is like a box of chocolates that someone shit in.
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I dunno I just think that maybe it would be fun if we filled pinatas with potato salad once in a while
May 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I dunno I just think that maybe it would be fun if we filled pinatas with potato salad once in a while
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🎵HEAD LIKE A HOLE, BLACK AS YOUR SOUL🎵
May 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
🎵HEAD LIKE A HOLE, BLACK AS YOUR SOUL🎵
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If you never post anything good, people will expect nothing from you, and that’s where I shine.
April 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
If you never post anything good, people will expect nothing from you, and that’s where I shine.
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It’s risky, like a dollar store anti-diarrheal.
April 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
It’s risky, like a dollar store anti-diarrheal.
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I heard this today, “Good Gravy, I haven’t seen you in along time but I’m in hurry, so have a Rootin Tootin day!”
What kind of language is that?
What kind of language is that?
April 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I heard this today, “Good Gravy, I haven’t seen you in along time but I’m in hurry, so have a Rootin Tootin day!”
What kind of language is that?
What kind of language is that?
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Gonna eat a hard boiled egg and then fuck some shit up.
April 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Gonna eat a hard boiled egg and then fuck some shit up.
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I like my living room blanket more than I like most people.
April 29, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I like my living room blanket more than I like most people.
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The kindest things are truly unreal.
April 29, 2025 at 4:02 AM
The kindest things are truly unreal.
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A good name for a cat would be "Funk Soul Brother"
April 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
A good name for a cat would be "Funk Soul Brother"
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If vampires drink too much blood do they get a fangover *throws phone in a lake
April 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
If vampires drink too much blood do they get a fangover *throws phone in a lake
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If I sink any lower in my chair my ass will be on the floor and there's no coming back from that.
April 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
If I sink any lower in my chair my ass will be on the floor and there's no coming back from that.
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if they can make a big wolf with illegal science they can make a grizzly bear so small it can hibernate in my lap
April 9, 2025 at 12:46 AM
if they can make a big wolf with illegal science they can make a grizzly bear so small it can hibernate in my lap
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Slim Jim is short for Slimothy James
April 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Slim Jim is short for Slimothy James