Kallisti hollers into the sky
@lautigant.bsky.social
Well hello there! Kallisti, 36, Olympia, ey/they/she. musician/"artist", chaos mystic, axe combatant, wrestling enthusiast, anarch in the streets/shaper in the sheets. PNW's #1 Seattle hater (affectionate). Same handle on Discord. 🔞 probably.
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Btw if anyone here is on Mastodon, gimme a follow @lautigant@girlcock.club
Interested in getting more use out of that account and, with a lot of ppl pissed abt bsky moderation this week, seems like a great time to make more connections over there!
Interested in getting more use out of that account and, with a lot of ppl pissed abt bsky moderation this week, seems like a great time to make more connections over there!
Reskeeting for anyone else trying to get off here; tbh I'm trying to cut back on my overall social media usage rn but especially bsky, so if yr trying to be on here less too then let's connect elsewhere. Also every once in a while I post tits over there
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trans hen spotted in baltimore???
December 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
trans hen spotted in baltimore???
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@bobvids.com helps us uncover a shocking revelation about P.T. - The baby is now an 11 year old.
December 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
@bobvids.com helps us uncover a shocking revelation about P.T. - The baby is now an 11 year old.
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Your wildest hope. Your darkest fear. Your deepest, most shameful desire.
*It's in the movie.*
Announcing GREMLINS 2.22: A cinematic rebuild of Joe Dante's classic 1990 film, brought to you by a collective of rogue video editors from @aesnos.bsky.social on a mission of maximum chaos. Coming Feb 22
*It's in the movie.*
Announcing GREMLINS 2.22: A cinematic rebuild of Joe Dante's classic 1990 film, brought to you by a collective of rogue video editors from @aesnos.bsky.social on a mission of maximum chaos. Coming Feb 22
December 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Your wildest hope. Your darkest fear. Your deepest, most shameful desire.
*It's in the movie.*
Announcing GREMLINS 2.22: A cinematic rebuild of Joe Dante's classic 1990 film, brought to you by a collective of rogue video editors from @aesnos.bsky.social on a mission of maximum chaos. Coming Feb 22
*It's in the movie.*
Announcing GREMLINS 2.22: A cinematic rebuild of Joe Dante's classic 1990 film, brought to you by a collective of rogue video editors from @aesnos.bsky.social on a mission of maximum chaos. Coming Feb 22
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the tutorial you've all been waiting for
December 6, 2025 at 11:05 AM
the tutorial you've all been waiting for
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likely place for samus to explore
December 5, 2025 at 6:17 AM
likely place for samus to explore
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or as people in the pnw call it, "october to april"
Pantone’s 2026 color of the year is technically not a color at all — meet Cloud Dancer, the first-ever white shade to receive the designation from the world’s color authority.
Pantone makes a surprising choice for its 2026 color of the year
We did not see that coming.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
or as people in the pnw call it, "october to april"
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each vertebrae reveals a mystery. pray on my spine: it is a rosary
December 5, 2025 at 1:36 AM
each vertebrae reveals a mystery. pray on my spine: it is a rosary
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I had to write about Horses for @aftermath.site aftermath.site/horses-indie...
December 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I had to write about Horses for @aftermath.site aftermath.site/horses-indie...
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Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes
December 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes
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Date idea
December 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Date idea
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teehhe :3
December 4, 2025 at 2:46 AM
teehhe :3
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Guys, do not use the Discord Checkpoint thing (Discord's attempt at Spotify Wrapped).
It requires enabling them access to scrape your data, and has an alarming amount of private data being used for it.
Make sure you have these disabled.
It requires enabling them access to scrape your data, and has an alarming amount of private data being used for it.
Make sure you have these disabled.
December 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Guys, do not use the Discord Checkpoint thing (Discord's attempt at Spotify Wrapped).
It requires enabling them access to scrape your data, and has an alarming amount of private data being used for it.
Make sure you have these disabled.
It requires enabling them access to scrape your data, and has an alarming amount of private data being used for it.
Make sure you have these disabled.
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NO WARRIOR CAN FIGHT ALONE. ASK FOR HELP IF YOU NEED IT.
December 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
NO WARRIOR CAN FIGHT ALONE. ASK FOR HELP IF YOU NEED IT.
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"Being in trouble is a fake idea" applied to the entire US government
They understand the law isn't a Platonic ideal which we arrive at by chipping away at the surrounding marble. It's arbitrary. It's made up. Prior commitments, agreements, jurisprudence, none of those things really matter next to the exercise of power. They just use power for horrific ends.
In some ways, I think MAGA understands law and order best because they rightly see that the law is just politics, nothing else.
December 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
"Being in trouble is a fake idea" applied to the entire US government
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I'm begging any artists still using Twitter claiming it's integral to their work to just leave. It's been revealed the site works off a made up "credit score" from hell and punishes you for posting like a normal human being.
Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.
Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.
December 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I'm begging any artists still using Twitter claiming it's integral to their work to just leave. It's been revealed the site works off a made up "credit score" from hell and punishes you for posting like a normal human being.
Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.
Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.
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It is a huge indictment of the current industry model that Fallout and Twisted Metal both have successful TV shows with fans begging for new games, and no one was prepared for it, and by the time a game is started and finished, interest could be totally gone.
The future of Twisted Metal is iffy.
We got some lame destruction derby game during the PS5’s launch, a live service game was cancelled (whew), and Sweet Tooth was oddly absent in Astro Bot.
But we do have the TV show and the other TMs are on PS5, so maybe there’s hope.
We got some lame destruction derby game during the PS5’s launch, a live service game was cancelled (whew), and Sweet Tooth was oddly absent in Astro Bot.
But we do have the TV show and the other TMs are on PS5, so maybe there’s hope.
December 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
It is a huge indictment of the current industry model that Fallout and Twisted Metal both have successful TV shows with fans begging for new games, and no one was prepared for it, and by the time a game is started and finished, interest could be totally gone.
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“Dennis, do you mind if Mrs. Carlisle comes in and sees your
rhino tube-farm?”
rhino tube-farm?”
December 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM
“Dennis, do you mind if Mrs. Carlisle comes in and sees your
rhino tube-farm?”
rhino tube-farm?”
Oh fuck yeah it has been a second since I've gotten blocked by anyone on here
I should really talk shit abt AI more often lmao
I should really talk shit abt AI more often lmao
December 4, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Oh fuck yeah it has been a second since I've gotten blocked by anyone on here
I should really talk shit abt AI more often lmao
I should really talk shit abt AI more often lmao
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You don’t actually gotta hand it to the people complying in advance
December 3, 2025 at 1:20 PM
You don’t actually gotta hand it to the people complying in advance
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Everyday the absence of those who should still be with us is present.
World AIDS Day. We remember.
December 1, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Everyday the absence of those who should still be with us is present.
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COMING SOON: AI + Guy™
December 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
COMING SOON: AI + Guy™