Delicious Terrine 🍉
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Proletarian dad. Cook. Pétanque player. US Empire disrespecter.
Proletarian dad. Cook. Pétanque player. US Empire disrespecter.
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Breaking: Administration officials working overtime to find turkeys with sexual assault and crypto scam convictions so the President can pardon them
November 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Breaking: Administration officials working overtime to find turkeys with sexual assault and crypto scam convictions so the President can pardon them
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version a he didn't know it and he's cool bc one of the only true indications you can get that someone is smart is that they aren't afraid to tell you they don't know something. version b he did know it and that was considerate of the viewers bc who's walking around saying like prima facie your mom.
November 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
version a he didn't know it and he's cool bc one of the only true indications you can get that someone is smart is that they aren't afraid to tell you they don't know something. version b he did know it and that was considerate of the viewers bc who's walking around saying like prima facie your mom.
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by age 30 your friend group should have a wheelman, a heavy, the brains, at least one Face, and some wildcards
November 21, 2025 at 3:24 PM
by age 30 your friend group should have a wheelman, a heavy, the brains, at least one Face, and some wildcards
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completely outside of politics, this is so charming
November 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
completely outside of politics, this is so charming
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I bet you could make so much money if you had a list of people who "leave a tip" for ActBlue
November 21, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I bet you could make so much money if you had a list of people who "leave a tip" for ActBlue
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I'm so mad at Joe Biden man
November 21, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I'm so mad at Joe Biden man
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Headlines That Look Like Shitposts
November 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Headlines That Look Like Shitposts
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Shout out to the Republican Jewish Coalition, the ADL, and all their friends for sufficiently destroying what antisemitism means.
This is fucking horrifying.
Swastikas and nooses are just “potentially divisive”? Are you kidding me?
Swastikas and nooses are just “potentially divisive”? Are you kidding me?
November 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Shout out to the Republican Jewish Coalition, the ADL, and all their friends for sufficiently destroying what antisemitism means.
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All of my political views and policy ideas have basically collapsed to "Punish the Villains" and I mumble it to myself every time I see a news article these days
August 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
All of my political views and policy ideas have basically collapsed to "Punish the Villains" and I mumble it to myself every time I see a news article these days
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A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF
November 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF
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his wife got him in hand...
She has managed to convince him to wear a helmet, which he does begrudgingly
he got s good one there.
She has managed to convince him to wear a helmet, which he does begrudgingly
he got s good one there.
November 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
his wife got him in hand...
She has managed to convince him to wear a helmet, which he does begrudgingly
he got s good one there.
She has managed to convince him to wear a helmet, which he does begrudgingly
he got s good one there.
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"I can help some people"
GO TELL YOUR WHITE SONS... THIS IS YOUR HERO!
GO TELL YOUR WHITE SONS... THIS IS YOUR HERO!
November 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
"I can help some people"
GO TELL YOUR WHITE SONS... THIS IS YOUR HERO!
GO TELL YOUR WHITE SONS... THIS IS YOUR HERO!
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The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
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*chuckles in Mexican & Native American*
a lot of you are probably too young to remember this but presidents dont normally wage war against americans
November 20, 2025 at 1:43 PM
*chuckles in Mexican & Native American*
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Do you ever see someone so attractive you start eating more vegetables
November 20, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Do you ever see someone so attractive you start eating more vegetables
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Thanks to his new Tesla pay package, Elon Musk will make $3 billion more per year than all 1.4 million elementary school teachers in the U.S. combined.
Still wondering if income inequality is out of control?
Still wondering if income inequality is out of control?
November 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Thanks to his new Tesla pay package, Elon Musk will make $3 billion more per year than all 1.4 million elementary school teachers in the U.S. combined.
Still wondering if income inequality is out of control?
Still wondering if income inequality is out of control?
How is it that we're all outraged about kissing Saudi ass now when it's a time-honored tradition of every American president in my lifetime? Please, stop being dumb to me.
November 20, 2025 at 3:58 AM
How is it that we're all outraged about kissing Saudi ass now when it's a time-honored tradition of every American president in my lifetime? Please, stop being dumb to me.
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Running for office and revealing a giant back tattoo that just says WOMEN. Nobody can agree if it's good or bad
October 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Running for office and revealing a giant back tattoo that just says WOMEN. Nobody can agree if it's good or bad
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Its really the fact that they feel comfortable saying "I wish people didnt apply the lessons they learned from Holocaust history onto the undesirables" in public that blows my mind.
Sharing the video of this because it’s such a ghoulish thing to say that I’m honestly in disbelief that I even heard her properly
November 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Its really the fact that they feel comfortable saying "I wish people didnt apply the lessons they learned from Holocaust history onto the undesirables" in public that blows my mind.
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