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@langoustine.bsky.social
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Proletarian dad. Cook. Pétanque player. US Empire disrespecter.
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Very skeptical reporter lowering her mask to be like. What the fuck are you talking about?
November 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Crudely drawn guy spitting out shit in shock
November 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Has everyone gone full retard?
Joe Biden smiling and chatting with Bin Salman, the guy who murdered Khashoggi. Are you all dumb?
November 20, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Everyone getting all offended at "piggy?" Are you fucking serious? Of all things going on right now, that's what demands my attention?
Miles O'Brien from Star Trek saying "Oh. Well, listen, why don't you go and play with Piggy"
November 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Jesus, I see what you've done for other people and I want that for me.
November 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Reminds me of something Elon would write mid-k-hole
Musk tweet from 10/1/25 With rare exception ideas really are trivial compared to execution. For example, the idea of going to the Moon is simple, but ACTUALLY going to the Moon is staggeringly difficult.
November 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Sonic the hedgehog saying they beatin yo ass in the qrts
November 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Portnoy looking annoyed because the lady taking a video of his absolute dog shit attempt attempt at hammering a nail can't stop chuckling
November 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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The German cover of Bob Woodward's Trump book entitled "Wut"
November 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Michael Shannon looking at his phone wondering what the fuck are you talking about?
November 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
langoustine.bsky.social
Oh
Denice gough looking at her phone like "what the fuck?"
November 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
langoustine.bsky.social
with these bad boys
old silver nut cracker and two silver nut picks
November 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Literally every person in America right now lmao 😂
Crying wojak wearing a smug mask
November 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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mfw someone says they take their coffee black
Neil DeGrasse Tyson watch out guys, we're dealing with a badass over here meme. It's a line drawing of NDJ feigning surprise with his hands raised
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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mfw
Disgusted and sad luigi
November 10, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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do not negotiate with terrorists in mamdani sign style https://homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/for.html
November 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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I have my VPN set to Chicago...
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November 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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MAMDANI TEXT EDIT: ANOTHER ONE for FUCK'S SAKE https://homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/for.html
November 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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gotta remember to deselect the text folks!
where for art thou romeo again but cleaner
November 9, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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where for art thou romeo in the Mamdani sign font
November 9, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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When you live with an Italian
November 9, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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George W. Bush is actually delighted to hear what Andrew Card is whispering into his ear on 9/11
November 9, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Oh god I forgot about that!
NYT dude asking Buttigieg about how he fixed bread prices while working for evil "consulting" firm McKinsey
November 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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DARK SOULS III meme generator : POT STUCK https://rezuaq.be/new-area/image-creator/
November 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Trad wife wojack saying " thank you for changing my life" The Heaven or Las Vegas album responds "heecha halla bo whenchew waya..."
November 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM