Ladybug 🐞🎄🤶 (Holiday Edition)
@ladybuglane.bsky.social
I need to disassociate from ✨everything✨in order to survive
I say wtf way too much
2025 has honestly been the worst, and I’m really over being a responsible adult. Running away to let the moss reclaim me.
I say wtf way too much
2025 has honestly been the worst, and I’m really over being a responsible adult. Running away to let the moss reclaim me.
Pinned
Being in charge of me is exhausting.
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today seems like a good day to lay on the couch and dissociate
January 31, 2026 at 2:28 PM
today seems like a good day to lay on the couch and dissociate
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when i say i’m hauntingly beautiful it just means i’m so pale you can see my skeleton
January 31, 2026 at 3:36 PM
when i say i’m hauntingly beautiful it just means i’m so pale you can see my skeleton
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January 2026 was a significant month in that it was 15 weeks long, and almost all of the days making up those weeks were Mondays.
January 31, 2026 at 3:42 PM
January 2026 was a significant month in that it was 15 weeks long, and almost all of the days making up those weeks were Mondays.
Sisterhood of the Traveling Shitposts
No Shitposts for Old Men
The Kiss of the Shitposts
January 31, 2026 at 9:53 AM
Sisterhood of the Traveling Shitposts
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Kirk to Transporter Room: Uppies
January 31, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Kirk to Transporter Room: Uppies
Sorry for the faces I made at you. My shirt was touching the front of my neck and it gave me the ick.
January 31, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Sorry for the faces I made at you. My shirt was touching the front of my neck and it gave me the ick.
Everything I am learning about the newest dump of files is coming from skeets. I can't tell what is real and what is sarcasm.
No, I won't be checking the validity of anything, I don't need that shit in my search history.
No, I won't be checking the validity of anything, I don't need that shit in my search history.
January 30, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Everything I am learning about the newest dump of files is coming from skeets. I can't tell what is real and what is sarcasm.
No, I won't be checking the validity of anything, I don't need that shit in my search history.
No, I won't be checking the validity of anything, I don't need that shit in my search history.
Me looking at my pile of laundry like who the fuck wore all these clothes?
January 30, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Me looking at my pile of laundry like who the fuck wore all these clothes?
Tag yourself - I’m dragging my anchor
January 30, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Tag yourself - I’m dragging my anchor
Traveling today. Hoping I land in a better timeline.
January 29, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Traveling today. Hoping I land in a better timeline.
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Alexa, make it all go away
January 10, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Alexa, make it all go away
Apparently I swear more in real life and not enough in my skeets
@ladybuglane.bsky.social has swears! They've used 114 profanities in their last 848 posts.
🥇 "fucking" (25 times)
🥈 "shit" (22 times)
🥉 "fuck" (21 times)
🥇 "fucking" (25 times)
🥈 "shit" (22 times)
🥉 "fuck" (21 times)
January 28, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Apparently I swear more in real life and not enough in my skeets
Hey @profanity.accountant let’s check out my numbers
January 28, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Hey @profanity.accountant let’s check out my numbers
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Congratulations. We have dragged ourselves through another day. I don't remember why. But we did it dammit.
a person is giving a thumbs up in the water and the words we 're ok are below them
Alt: a person is giving a thumbs up in the water and the words we 're ok are below them
media.tenor.com
January 28, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Congratulations. We have dragged ourselves through another day. I don't remember why. But we did it dammit.
You as a cartoon:
January 28, 2026 at 3:10 AM
You as a cartoon:
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i don’t need a cleaner i need to hire someone to remove all the flat surfaces from my house
January 28, 2026 at 2:00 AM
i don’t need a cleaner i need to hire someone to remove all the flat surfaces from my house
My bucket list:
…. Well shit, I must have chucked it in the fuckit bucket.
…. Well shit, I must have chucked it in the fuckit bucket.
My bucket list:
1) More fucking
1) More fucking
My bucket list:
1) More buckets
1) More buckets
January 27, 2026 at 11:23 PM
My bucket list:
…. Well shit, I must have chucked it in the fuckit bucket.
…. Well shit, I must have chucked it in the fuckit bucket.
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I’m usually a pretty cheerful person
but today is definitely a fuck everything kinda day
but today is definitely a fuck everything kinda day
January 27, 2026 at 12:42 PM
I’m usually a pretty cheerful person
but today is definitely a fuck everything kinda day
but today is definitely a fuck everything kinda day
I am NOT feeling so fly like a G6, but planning on getting slizard anyway.
January 27, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I am NOT feeling so fly like a G6, but planning on getting slizard anyway.
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Some people say multi-tasking isn’t real, but I know it is because of how often I listen to people and roll my eyes at the same time.
January 26, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Some people say multi-tasking isn’t real, but I know it is because of how often I listen to people and roll my eyes at the same time.
It’s too fucking cold to be an adult.
I need to sip hot chocolate and watch The Price is Right, while under my blankie.
I need to sip hot chocolate and watch The Price is Right, while under my blankie.
January 26, 2026 at 4:45 PM
It’s too fucking cold to be an adult.
I need to sip hot chocolate and watch The Price is Right, while under my blankie.
I need to sip hot chocolate and watch The Price is Right, while under my blankie.
I almost had to focus on work, that was scary.
January 26, 2026 at 3:19 PM
I almost had to focus on work, that was scary.
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I feel pretty good as long as I avoid thinking about anything
January 26, 2026 at 4:57 AM
I feel pretty good as long as I avoid thinking about anything
I would feel better if I took a shower, but I’m currently sitting with a heating pad and blanket. It’s way too fucking cold to abandon my blanket right now.
So I’ll be snuggly and have greasy hair.
So I’ll be snuggly and have greasy hair.
January 26, 2026 at 1:23 AM
I would feel better if I took a shower, but I’m currently sitting with a heating pad and blanket. It’s way too fucking cold to abandon my blanket right now.
So I’ll be snuggly and have greasy hair.
So I’ll be snuggly and have greasy hair.