eschaton embracer
banner
kvlt.bsky.social
eschaton embracer
@kvlt.bsky.social
Formerly of Omelas. Fix your hearts or die.
Pinned
The beginning is near.
Reposted by eschaton embracer
He rescued 9 cats and 1 dog from the Hong Kong fire 🥺
November 27, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Reposted by eschaton embracer
Your only salvation lies in eluding it
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Dead giveaway somebody just took a filthy L by their own hands
it's probably not true 100% of the time but as a rough heuristic you can write off anyone alluding to the teddy roosevelt "man in the arena" speech as a dope
November 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Adam Friedland, kingmaker
November 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Reposted by eschaton embracer
every time someone puts this in my feed i get angrier and angrier. the country-loving conservatives squared the circle of living under obama and biden presidencies and still loving america by declaring those 12 years, definitionally, "not america."
Enlightened centrist
November 24, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Allman carried him on his half a good song. Bum!!!
the very sight of eric clapton fills me with such rage as i never feel at any other moment in my life. you scoundrel. you son of a bitch. every time it was a member of the Band it should have been you
November 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Reposted by eschaton embracer
Bruh
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Reposted by eschaton embracer
Greene spewed the worst vile poison at the left for years. After two weeks of being on the receiving end of that right wing vitriol, she's throwing in the towel. Lame. Lame and weak.
November 22, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Reposted by eschaton embracer
MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Reposted by eschaton embracer
Just so it's clear. It's not allowing AI because it's trying to create a clean dataset for training AI. It's not because any of the involved parties actually care about human created art.

Demons can lie to you. You have to rebuke them categorically, rather than fold when they say the right words.
Vine is being rebooted under the name diVine, with funding from Twitter’s former CEO Jack Dorsey.

The app plans to feature more than 10,000 previously archived Vines and does not allow AI-generated content.

(divine.video)
November 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Reposted by eschaton embracer
BILL MAHER: seems like everywhere you look these days women are saying sir we asked you to leave
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Between this and antifa orcas the marine world is making us look like Assholes. We're getting shown up like chumps
Fish have committed credit card fraud
November 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
It's skeevy to me, digging up a 16 year old girl's cringe. Young people do dumb shit. You can righteously dunk on Nuzzi all day and night without sending that message to them kids like that. Dirty work, miss me with it.
November 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Reposted by eschaton embracer
Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Reposted by eschaton embracer
Every day I think about how Freud couldn’t handle the idea of all these women he treated being victims of sexual predation in childhood so he came up with other theories to explain it away
November 19, 2025 at 5:46 AM
oh god yes
BREAKING: Oracle's $300 billion OpenAI deal is already underwater, now worth a NEGATIVE $74 billion, per The Financial Times.

Since the deal was announced in September, Oracle has now lost $315 billion in value.
November 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
November 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Reposted by eschaton embracer
When you saw only one set of boot prints in the snow, thats when I carried you, Comrade.
November 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Reposted by eschaton embracer
Twitter disabled Hebrew machine translation because they didn't want people to easily see how horribly genocidal israeli posts are.
November 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Reposted by eschaton embracer
Dems: Mamdani is too radical for our taste. Plus someone said he's antisemitic. And that name is scary to us! We need to keep him out.

Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that

Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
November 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Reposted by eschaton embracer
Marjorie Taylor Greene picking up on which way the wind is blowing is like watching a cat use the toilet. I always knew it was theoretically possible but it’s still unsettling to watch
November 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Reposted by eschaton embracer
The emails have Summers reporting to Epstein about his attempts to date a Harvard economics student & to hit on her during a seminar she was giving.
November 15, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Reposted by eschaton embracer
Is this those dangerous males infiltrating women's restrooms I keep hearing about
So… A BP agent filmed in LA in June kidnapping someone from a Walmart got arrested by Long Beach cops after drunkenly flashing his service pistol in a women’s restroom. He demanded they call BP Commander Bovino. After making bail he died of a drug OD at his parents house. lbpost.com/news/isaiah-...
A viral arrest, a drunken brawl and an overdose: the last days of a notorious Border Patrol agent
We obtained hours of body-camera video that give the fullest — and perhaps last — glimpse of Agent Isaiah Hodgson’s mindset when he became a flashpoint in the fight over immigration raids.
lbpost.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
November 15, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Reposted by eschaton embracer
I'll tell you something great about Cuba, there's no fucking ads in public spaces.
Every now and then there's a billboard on the side of the road saying something like "big up the farmers, thanks lads" and shit like that but there's no ads for products it's fucking class and visually peaceful
November 15, 2025 at 12:12 PM