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kvlt.bsky.social
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@kvlt.bsky.social
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Formerly of Omelas. Fix your hearts or die.
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da monkey's paw
November 19, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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Mr. Belvedere wearing an apron and tadting something out of a pan. One time the guy who played him sat on his own balls and they had to stop shooting for a few days
November 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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oh my god he admit it
A bitchass invertebrate Democrat announces he won't seek re-electon withe the statement "I don't fear losing. What has become apparent to me is that I now dread the prospect of winning." Yeah asshole you're the last to figure it out
November 5, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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"its hard to call myelf a leftist anymore"
November 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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A still from "The Godfather Part 2". A middle distance shot of a Fredo Corleone and another man fishing in a small rowboat on a lake.
October 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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October 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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I wasn't married but I am now. Women love the vehicle.
A shit-hot raised green sedan on oversized wheels with "Free Palestine" painted on the side
October 16, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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This is who did it btw, calling it now
The police sketch of "John Doe #2", described by witnesses as accompanying the Oklahoma City bombers. Left uninvestigated by then-US Attorney Merrick Garland.
September 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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September 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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A black and white still from Doctor Stranelove with Slim Pickens as an American officer hooting like a cowboy while riding an atom bomb down
August 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Iconic image of a pig pooping on its own balls
July 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Oh all riight
a fat dank nug
July 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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July 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Pigpoopballs
May 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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April 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Line go down. not stonks
April 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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April 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Pigpoopballs
March 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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Every time one of these transcripts drops I'm like
March 24, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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not stonks
March 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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February 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Yeah u can.
Võ Thi Thang on her way to prison: "Your government won't last that long"
February 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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February 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM