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Krinkle
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He's just this guy, you know?
he/him
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November 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Absolute carnage in the family group chat as my cousin posts a Christmas riddle from her fiancé’s office that no one can figure out, only to find that someone in the office got ChatGPT to make up the riddle and it’s gibberish that doesn’t have a solution
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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(Gabe, offscreen VOing at the Game Awards)

"Here it is the price of the Steam Machine."

(crowd cheers)

"AND, it will be launching with Half Life 3."

(crowd cheers even louder)

"But that's not all..."

(curtains open up to reveal a very round Gabe)

"I'm fat again."

(crowd goes absolutely nuts)
November 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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True Tales of Dentistry
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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the simpsons should take the elon musk episode off of disney plus and replace it with the michael jackson episode
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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walking around my horrid little room and saying this over and over to myself
November 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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You have castrated 「TreasureDog」.

You receive 「2xGildedNard」.
June 26, 2024 at 1:40 PM
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"NO the sprite on the right is not just the best possible digital representation of the figure on the left!!!! the sprite is your physical form that is just a tool to move through the world that is a shadow cast by the unattainable ideal form of the soul!!!"
November 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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they are able to peel back the ACA because its a shitty half measure but if we had gotten real universal healthcare instead no one would dare touch it because literally everybody on all sides would flip out. one more reason why Democratic incrementalism and "pragmatism" is fucking stupid !!!!!
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I really fuckin hate these things and after the second time giving myself a blister from the oven this week I'm just getting madder and madder wondering why i don't have the classic style oven glove that covers your thumb and wrists like what the FUCK. executive function asleep at the wheel
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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we should not be letting any company get away with blaming AI for their failures. I'm not even sure how we got to this point. people are like "it's just a tool" okay so is a forklift and we still hold somebody responsible when it goes wrong and hurts someone. this is YOUR AI!
November 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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no money for politicians
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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retire bitch
Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis

For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare

We will keep fighting
November 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
when i get bad bm's i think about fred gwynne from pet sematary warning passerbys that my ass has gone sour
November 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Was I just not paying attention or are there still vibes for decades? like the 70s, 80s, and 90s had branding on point. You can dress like the 40s or 60s. 50s' is harder i feel like you just wear a suit and say sir a lot. but if you put a gun to my head and said to halloween as the '10s i could not
November 9, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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October 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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one of my favorite things to do via streaming is i get to play animal sounds such as meowing to remotely make viewers pets lose their minds. i press a button and thousands of miles away on the other side of the planet a pet dog goes "holy shit! holy shit!!"
September 29, 2023 at 2:06 AM
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the trombone solo is a high risk, high reward type of situation
November 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Sailors' Wisdom
November 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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"6-7"?! Boy I say boy you gen alpha kids cant be doin' that! Your signifiers need signs boy! You've laid a rhetorical claim to an empty space son! You're creatin' a nihilistic dialectic! Your broccoli hairs obfuscatin' some much needed communication! Find some MEANIN', kid!
November 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
gave my nephew a cool pinecone to hold and he tried to make me eat it. the gears in his head turned and he said, no this is the one thing i'm not going to stick in my mouth. this is for uncle.
then he had the nerve to look at me with panic that pine tar is unpleasant and tacky to the touch
November 8, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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My favorite thing about Roadhouse is how it implies there’s a John Wick style secret underground world of legendary bouncers
November 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
to the cybertruck who was parked behind me at either the swim academy or dance studio. i'm the guy who exited his vehicle with gait normally associated with dismounting a horse exposing a full plumbers crack. you do not have a right to have recorded this
cease and desist and destroy your truck tia
November 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM