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Krinkle
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He's just this guy, you know?
he/him
I feel like if you're walking around with a feather in your cap you gotta have a sense of humor. as always It's the shots you don't take that hurt the most
November 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
del toro's frankenstein flips open a bible to the exact middle to read adam and eve
November 15, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Nephew got six kinds of thrills out of korobeiniki playing as I tried a dainty little step and twirl dance in front of his mirror. Funniest shit he's ever seen, apparently
November 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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She knows all projects are doomed once the buttholes are edited out.
November 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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You either die young and cool or you grow old enough to appreciate your poops returning to normal after vacation
You either die young and cool or you grow old enough to brush your teeth at work
January 12, 2024 at 12:51 PM
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Dad Reaches Age Where It's No Longer Enjoyable To Make Fun Of How Old He Is https://theonion.com/dad-reaches-age-where-its-no-longer-enjoyable-to-make-f-1819571904/
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I can't believe we've been calling Dumping Truck by his nickname all this time
November 14, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I feel like shrinkflation is in it for the love of the game. They just love fucking us over. Changing their production line to work with incrementally smaller bottles and boxes overnight is costing them more than they're saving in cheereos or soups. They just love telling investors how mad we are
November 14, 2025 at 12:47 PM
hmmm accidentally made large pot of coffee on the cleaning cycle lets see how this affects the bold roast profile
November 14, 2025 at 12:27 PM
doing some cruel math. The tv that was hilariously old to me, as a child, that nick at nite shit, dragnet, get smart, etc, etc. that's like showing a seven year old, today, the good simpsons.
November 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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It's so interesting that in the name of practicality we are urged to avoid any practical action; in the name of redemption we are urged to exonerate people who have shown no interest in redemption; in the name of civility we are urged to overlook the cruelty of those who scorn all civility
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Advice
November 13, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Absolute carnage in the family group chat as my cousin posts a Christmas riddle from her fiancé’s office that no one can figure out, only to find that someone in the office got ChatGPT to make up the riddle and it’s gibberish that doesn’t have a solution
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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(Gabe, offscreen VOing at the Game Awards)

"Here it is the price of the Steam Machine."

(crowd cheers)

"AND, it will be launching with Half Life 3."

(crowd cheers even louder)

"But that's not all..."

(curtains open up to reveal a very round Gabe)

"I'm fat again."

(crowd goes absolutely nuts)
November 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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True Tales of Dentistry
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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the simpsons should take the elon musk episode off of disney plus and replace it with the michael jackson episode
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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walking around my horrid little room and saying this over and over to myself
November 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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You have castrated 「TreasureDog」.

You receive 「2xGildedNard」.
June 26, 2024 at 1:40 PM
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"NO the sprite on the right is not just the best possible digital representation of the figure on the left!!!! the sprite is your physical form that is just a tool to move through the world that is a shadow cast by the unattainable ideal form of the soul!!!"
November 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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they are able to peel back the ACA because its a shitty half measure but if we had gotten real universal healthcare instead no one would dare touch it because literally everybody on all sides would flip out. one more reason why Democratic incrementalism and "pragmatism" is fucking stupid !!!!!
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM