An orca bathed in the crimson glow of a yacht they just set on fire.
An orca bathed in the crimson glow of a yacht they just set on fire.
What can you deliver
What is the point of you
What can you deliver
What is the point of you
You need to stay for the entire 19 seconds...
You need to stay for the entire 19 seconds...
Me: I didn't buy those.
Husband: No, I know, because all the food you buy for the animals is called things like "COMPLETE CAT FOOD NUTRIENTS MEAT".
Me: I didn't buy those.
Husband: No, I know, because all the food you buy for the animals is called things like "COMPLETE CAT FOOD NUTRIENTS MEAT".
“I’m afraid of someone stopping my son.”
“This is not what we voted for.”
Me, typing: R-
Website: *ERROR* "R" is not a valid email address.
Me: Oh, the singular letter R isn't a valid email address? Will you just-
Website: *ERROR* "RIC" is not a valid email address.
Me: my address is—
Website: no no I’m keen to guess! Postcode?
Me: *enters postcode*
Website: is it no. 132?
Me: no
Website: is it no. 134?
Me: it’s 1—
Website: SHUT UP is it no. 136?
Me, typing: R-
Website: *ERROR* "R" is not a valid email address.
Me: Oh, the singular letter R isn't a valid email address? Will you just-
Website: *ERROR* "RIC" is not a valid email address.
"In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this."
Scoop from @makenakelly.bsky.social