Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees
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Writer/Editor; ex-Newsweek. Also producer of Rite Gud podcast by @rsbenedict.bsky.social and the Headclog in the Operator podcast by Jeremiah Aulwurm, and distributor of Infinite Danger by @kasmkave.bsky.social!
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The writing portfolio for Matt Keeley, former editor at Newsweek, and current freelancer at LGBTQ Nation and the New Civil Rights Movement.
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Long overdue, but I've compiled a writing portfolio so folks can see my best work in one place:
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the translation is "Help, the cat leaked" which totally makes the picture
November 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
the translation is "Help, the cat leaked" which totally makes the picture
What are you doing tonight at 8pm Central? If the answer is not watching the Remarkable Media Cafe Show on YouTube or at Kittysneezes.com, you're doing it wrong!
Be there or be WRONG.
@remarkablemedia.cafe
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq2q...
Be there or be WRONG.
@remarkablemedia.cafe
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq2q...
Pepto Chili: The Remarkable Media Cafe Show Ep. 10
YouTube video by KittysneezesCom
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November 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
What are you doing tonight at 8pm Central? If the answer is not watching the Remarkable Media Cafe Show on YouTube or at Kittysneezes.com, you're doing it wrong!
Be there or be WRONG.
@remarkablemedia.cafe
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq2q...
Be there or be WRONG.
@remarkablemedia.cafe
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq2q...
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Fascinating focus on essential cartooning skills, here, great analysis and assortment of examples. Check it out!
The exhibit I co-curated at The Billy Ireland, Motion Lines: How Cartoonsts draw Movement, closed this past weekend... but if you missed it there's now this great online version--one of the very few they've done this for!
storymaps.arcgis.com/stories/7b5c...
storymaps.arcgis.com/stories/7b5c...
Motion Lines
How do you show motion in a medium that doesn’t move?
storymaps.arcgis.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Fascinating focus on essential cartooning skills, here, great analysis and assortment of examples. Check it out!
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"Be clear: I blame the protectors of the predators just as much as the rapists themselves because without them, this cycle might’ve ended long ago with sexual abusers, especially those ensconced in politics and media, rooted out," MFP Founding Editor Donna Ladd wrote in August. "Maybe."
The Epstein Saga Is Not a Game. It’s About Protecting Women.
Donna Ladd reflects on her own story amid the still-unfolding Jeffrey Epstein saga of rape, retribution and the protection of sexual predators.
www.mississippifreepress.org
November 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
"Be clear: I blame the protectors of the predators just as much as the rapists themselves because without them, this cycle might’ve ended long ago with sexual abusers, especially those ensconced in politics and media, rooted out," MFP Founding Editor Donna Ladd wrote in August. "Maybe."
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CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
Remember a year or so ago when Weird Al and Will Forte did hot to go? youtu.be/LCGSRg81LLg?...
"Pink Pony Club” (Chappell Roan cover) • Will Forte & "Weird Al" Yankovic • THUNDERGONG! 2025
YouTube video by Steps Of Faith Foundation
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November 13, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Remember a year or so ago when Weird Al and Will Forte did hot to go? youtu.be/LCGSRg81LLg?...
This kicks off a list of small youtubers I really like who are in the business of doing Video Essay Kinda Things. It is not complete nor comphrensive. Just a bunch of folks i like
She hasn't hit the multi-hour part yet, but Kristy/Dead Air Films (I don't think she's on bluesky) is great at the media I haven't heard of part. And some stuff I have but generally more obscure:
www.youtube.com/@SpookyKristy
Her Brakhage video is particularly insightful, imho
www.youtube.com/@SpookyKristy
Her Brakhage video is particularly insightful, imho
Dead Air Films
I needed a way to justify my degree.
www.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:12 AM
This kicks off a list of small youtubers I really like who are in the business of doing Video Essay Kinda Things. It is not complete nor comphrensive. Just a bunch of folks i like
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I did not have "Not Like Us" on daily rotation for an entire year for the American media to start carrying water for middle-aged dudes creeping on high school sophomores.
in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I did not have "Not Like Us" on daily rotation for an entire year for the American media to start carrying water for middle-aged dudes creeping on high school sophomores.
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UPDATE — With Rep. Pramila Jayapal (Chair Emerita of the Congressional Progressive Caucus), there are now at least 12 congressional Democrats, 15 Democratic-aligned organizations, and 8 Democratic candidates calling for Chuck Schumer to resign as leader:
November 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
UPDATE — With Rep. Pramila Jayapal (Chair Emerita of the Congressional Progressive Caucus), there are now at least 12 congressional Democrats, 15 Democratic-aligned organizations, and 8 Democratic candidates calling for Chuck Schumer to resign as leader:
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First time in Blender and I tried to recreate @maximumgraves.bsky.social's character Vikki from What Happens Next.
It was an amateurish attempt, but I am satisfied with the result. It made her look like a paper cut-out.
It was an amateurish attempt, but I am satisfied with the result. It made her look like a paper cut-out.
November 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
First time in Blender and I tried to recreate @maximumgraves.bsky.social's character Vikki from What Happens Next.
It was an amateurish attempt, but I am satisfied with the result. It made her look like a paper cut-out.
It was an amateurish attempt, but I am satisfied with the result. It made her look like a paper cut-out.
This is a great bit, but I also remember how someone here pointed out that in this particular instance Chuck Schumer was _against_ giving in on the shutdown, it's just that he's been so _utterly fucking useless on literally everything else_ he still gets the blame.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSJ8...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSJ8...
democrats .0002 seconds after winning a negotiation
YouTube video by Man Carrying Thing
www.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
This is a great bit, but I also remember how someone here pointed out that in this particular instance Chuck Schumer was _against_ giving in on the shutdown, it's just that he's been so _utterly fucking useless on literally everything else_ he still gets the blame.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSJ8...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSJ8...
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
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Can we agree to absolutely no more people from the following families:
Kennedy
Bush
Clinton
Cuomo
Pelosi
(and OF COURSE)
Trump
Any others? Throw in Sununu just ‘cause funny name?
And if I have to make this deal with god/ the universe/satan to make the nepo ban happen, then fine: no Corbetts EVER
Kennedy
Bush
Clinton
Cuomo
Pelosi
(and OF COURSE)
Trump
Any others? Throw in Sununu just ‘cause funny name?
And if I have to make this deal with god/ the universe/satan to make the nepo ban happen, then fine: no Corbetts EVER
This man sounds wildly insufferable??? His career is “influencer”??? He has absolutely no qualifications???? He is running on the Kennedy name recognition alone???? The Times repeatedly calls him a prince??? Can we just fucking stop with this political dynasty nightmare????
Jack Schlossberg, Social Media Provocateur, Gives Politics a Try
www.nytimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Can we agree to absolutely no more people from the following families:
Kennedy
Bush
Clinton
Cuomo
Pelosi
(and OF COURSE)
Trump
Any others? Throw in Sununu just ‘cause funny name?
And if I have to make this deal with god/ the universe/satan to make the nepo ban happen, then fine: no Corbetts EVER
Kennedy
Bush
Clinton
Cuomo
Pelosi
(and OF COURSE)
Trump
Any others? Throw in Sununu just ‘cause funny name?
And if I have to make this deal with god/ the universe/satan to make the nepo ban happen, then fine: no Corbetts EVER
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I am deliriously laughing at the image of Boebert facing dawning revelation that she's actually found the pedophile elite conspiracy ring and that she's standing right in the middle of it
November 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I am deliriously laughing at the image of Boebert facing dawning revelation that she's actually found the pedophile elite conspiracy ring and that she's standing right in the middle of it
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Broward County, Fla., business leaders want to change the county’s name to “Lauderdale County.”
Coveting the cachet associated with Miami and Palm Beach, they say a new county name would attract more businesses and lure even more tourists.
#Florida #Politics #marketing
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Coveting the cachet associated with Miami and Palm Beach, they say a new county name would attract more businesses and lure even more tourists.
#Florida #Politics #marketing
gift link....
Top business leaders drive effort to jettison Broward’s name and become ‘Lauderdale County’
Coveting the cachet that they see associated with Miami and Palm Beach, leaders of the business community are a driving force behind a move to change Broward’s name to Lauderdale County.
www.sun-sentinel.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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or:
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it works both ways
or:
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it works both ways
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November 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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I’m still so goddamn mad Amazon got these guys back together and then only gave them ONE season.
Kansas City, get your tix to see #KevinMcDonald November 28-30! Tix available now at www.thecomedyclubkc.com/events/116199
The Comedy Club of Kansas City | Kevin McDonald
www.thecomedyclubkc.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I’m still so goddamn mad Amazon got these guys back together and then only gave them ONE season.
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Wilson Wins In a Squeaker (That Should Not Have Been This Close)
Wonder if incumbent Bruce Harrell will call her "Mayor-Elect Wilson" or if he'll keep referring to his successor as "this person" and "she."
publicola.com/2025/11/12/w...
Wonder if incumbent Bruce Harrell will call her "Mayor-Elect Wilson" or if he'll keep referring to his successor as "this person" and "she."
publicola.com/2025/11/12/w...
Wilson Wins In a Squeaker (That Should Not Have Been This Close) - PubliCola
By Erica C. Barnett The voters have spoken: Katie Wilson will be the next Mayor of Seattle. On Wednesday, incumbent…
publicola.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Wilson Wins In a Squeaker (That Should Not Have Been This Close)
Wonder if incumbent Bruce Harrell will call her "Mayor-Elect Wilson" or if he'll keep referring to his successor as "this person" and "she."
publicola.com/2025/11/12/w...
Wonder if incumbent Bruce Harrell will call her "Mayor-Elect Wilson" or if he'll keep referring to his successor as "this person" and "she."
publicola.com/2025/11/12/w...
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MY BROTHER, HIS BROTHER, AND HIS by OK GLASS from the album SAME which is FREE at ok.glass
full resolution video at youtube www.youtube.com/watch?v=kThY...
patreon also www.patreon.com/okglass
thank you friends
full resolution video at youtube www.youtube.com/watch?v=kThY...
patreon also www.patreon.com/okglass
thank you friends
November 13, 2025 at 12:23 AM
MY BROTHER, HIS BROTHER, AND HIS by OK GLASS from the album SAME which is FREE at ok.glass
full resolution video at youtube www.youtube.com/watch?v=kThY...
patreon also www.patreon.com/okglass
thank you friends
full resolution video at youtube www.youtube.com/watch?v=kThY...
patreon also www.patreon.com/okglass
thank you friends
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sweet jesus but I suspect Musk and his DOGE boys are so dumb they think a probationary employee means 'employee punished for misdeeds' like the way convicted criminals get probation, and not 'employee hired less than a year ago' ie talented younger new people, who are pretty fucking important in IT
I'm doing research on Direct File at the moment, and DOGE people at IRS did not understand that they were firing the best tech talent *because all of those were probationary.*
We still don't have a good number of how many people were purged and under what conditions. Fells like we should know that.
We still don't have a good number of how many people were purged and under what conditions. Fells like we should know that.
November 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
sweet jesus but I suspect Musk and his DOGE boys are so dumb they think a probationary employee means 'employee punished for misdeeds' like the way convicted criminals get probation, and not 'employee hired less than a year ago' ie talented younger new people, who are pretty fucking important in IT
New business idea:
November 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
New business idea:
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When Democrats say “Big tent politics” what they mean is they have taken us all hostage in their tent like we’re in “Clockwork Orange” and force us to watch while they continually platform bigots while saying they’re being “open-minded”.
November 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
When Democrats say “Big tent politics” what they mean is they have taken us all hostage in their tent like we’re in “Clockwork Orange” and force us to watch while they continually platform bigots while saying they’re being “open-minded”.
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Today’s chalkboard art at Ghoulish Books.
“Fix your hearts or die”
“Fix your hearts or die”
November 11, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Today’s chalkboard art at Ghoulish Books.
“Fix your hearts or die”
“Fix your hearts or die”