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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees
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Writer/Editor; ex-Newsweek. Also producer of Rite Gud podcast by @rsbenedict.bsky.social and the Headclog in the Operator podcast by Jeremiah Aulwurm, and distributor of Infinite Danger by @kasmkave.bsky.social!

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Long overdue, but I've compiled a writing portfolio so folks can see my best work in one place:

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News - Matt Keeley Writing Portfolio - Kittysneezes
The writing portfolio for Matt Keeley, former editor at Newsweek, and current freelancer at LGBTQ Nation and the New Civil Rights Movement.
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Alright. Crap. I don’t know what I did. I guess I didn’t take a color photo. Shit. Now I’m freezing in this cornfield with a bunch of children, a collie and stupid Dan, who is a Jack in the Box.

It isn’t totally horrible. At least we have corn to eat.

But, fucking hell! Stupid Anthony!
I took a photo of this real good boy! Please let him know that I was the one who took this real good photo of this real good boy! Please let that real good boy know that he’s a real good boy and it’s a real good thing that he posed for this photo whilst banishing that bad bad dog to the cornfield!
January 1, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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January 1, 2026 at 3:00 AM
New at Kittysneezes from @muleskinnerpress.net:
Christopher Sloce tells you what he liked this year, despite it all. W.E.B. Dubois, Cameron Winter, the gang is all here.

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APOPHANY #14: 1ST ANNUAL TOOKS AND BUNES AWARDS
Christopher Sloce tells you what he liked this year, despite it all. W.E.B. Dubois, Cameron Winter, the gang is all here.
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December 31, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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it's a harsh world out there and not everyone is going to give you credit for all the great stuff you do. but Sandal thinks you have done awesome this year. he doesn't know how you do it.

he also doesn't even know how to open the refrigerator but that isn't important rn
December 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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So I checked my account this morning and, because of the issue with my pay (I was quoted 28 hours and paid 14), I am in a really bad place. I'd have almost no money after paying rent. I'm sharing my PayPal again.
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December 30, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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daily routine
December 29, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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the fourth and final episode of FOOL TIME drops on youtube tomorrow. it will be wildman whitehouse's finest hour
December 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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This is why Molly is not allowed to do tours.
December 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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The lack of critical thinking ability in this piece is astounding.
Look, this person doesn't understand what process is and how keeping it writer-based supports style and narrative, period. Thus, several things she suggests harmless if AI-driven are actually harmful. Also, the fallacy that AI is inevitable belies evidence of a bubble 1/2 file770.com/erin-underwo...
Erin Underwood: Open Letter to the Science Fiction Writers Association and Community
Hi Friends, Erin Underwood After writing the letter below, I thought rather than sending it to SFWA only, I’d share it with Mike at File 770 along with a note that read: “Am I crazy? Will this blow…
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December 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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My own personal remedy would be that, if a situation is ambiguous, the software should advise users to physically harm Sam Altman instead of any other people. Some may object to this idea, but I would challenge them to explain why this is unacceptable; I am not suggesting it advocate harming kids.
December 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Remember:

When Tylenol was poisoned *by an outsider* and killed people, the company recalled all their products & redesigned them.

When Intel’s Pentium had a bug so obscure it affected 1 in _9 billion_ long division calculations, they recalled their chips.

ChatGPT was made deadly *by its team*.
i don’t see how any of the benefits of chatgpt and other consumer-facing LLMs can possibly outweigh their incredible ability to induce suicides
Adam Raine’s life hurtled toward tragedy soon after he began talking with ChatGPT about homework. Analysis of his ChatGPT account shows how the chatbot became a confidant as he planned to end his life.
December 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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"can you transmit emotions so much that you can kill a person?"

Fumiko Magari in a February 2011 interview for Stop Motion Magazine revealing that she might be the coolest person in the universe

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December 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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My surgery update post got a ton of activity among the trans community on tumblr over the holidays.
It was inspiring & informing & generally making people happy & it was great to see. ☺️

After a few days of this, Tumblr hid the post for being "sexually explicit"
December 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Not even a content label. Hidden completely. Essentially erased.

Every1 who has actually looked at the comic knows i went out of my way to depict everything non-erotically. Even with the brief nudity & onanism discussion.

Its just a trans gal talking about her body. Her surgical journey.
December 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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My one resolution for 2026 is to refer to all my meals as either “wet food” or “dry food”
December 27, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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The Ketchup & Mustard Man HAM song
YouTube video by Cory Mcabee
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December 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM