Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees
@kittysneezes.com
Writer/Editor; ex-Newsweek. Also producer of Rite Gud podcast by @rsbenedict.bsky.social and the Headclog in the Operator podcast by Jeremiah Aulwurm, and distributor of Infinite Danger by @kasmkave.bsky.social!
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The writing portfolio for Matt Keeley, former editor at Newsweek, and current freelancer at LGBTQ Nation and the New Civil Rights Movement.
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Long overdue, but I've compiled a writing portfolio so folks can see my best work in one place:
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Shout out to the Amazon drivers who have the day off today but don’t really because they have to make up the day or use PTO if they want their full week’s pay.
November 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Shout out to the Amazon drivers who have the day off today but don’t really because they have to make up the day or use PTO if they want their full week’s pay.
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more people need to see DJ Christina Hendricks
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
more people need to see DJ Christina Hendricks
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Guillotines
ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Guillotines
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My brain trying to process what my eyes are seeing
TT: zarafarm_solo
TT: zarafarm_solo
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
My brain trying to process what my eyes are seeing
TT: zarafarm_solo
TT: zarafarm_solo
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how it started vs how its going! 3 years ago today, fish dad and i got the best black friday deal of all
November 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
how it started vs how its going! 3 years ago today, fish dad and i got the best black friday deal of all
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The happy wanderers are looking back.
November 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
The happy wanderers are looking back.
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Canada made weird tv shows because it was all being done with government funded art grant money so they fell in this wacky middle ground between “shoestring budget” and “no expectation to generate shareholder value” which is really the best way to make art
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Canada made weird tv shows because it was all being done with government funded art grant money so they fell in this wacky middle ground between “shoestring budget” and “no expectation to generate shareholder value” which is really the best way to make art
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It’s very niche but I think if you have a.i. generated headers at the top of your Substack you are a huge and pathetic dork it’s like saying you love zines but you wish you could cram as many evil corporations into them as possible
November 27, 2025 at 5:26 AM
It’s very niche but I think if you have a.i. generated headers at the top of your Substack you are a huge and pathetic dork it’s like saying you love zines but you wish you could cram as many evil corporations into them as possible
truth coming from her well to shame mankind
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
truth coming from her well to shame mankind
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I was just reminded of this video and I'm sure you've all seen it before, but here's a sneezy baby panda startling his mom
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I was just reminded of this video and I'm sure you've all seen it before, but here's a sneezy baby panda startling his mom
This Uninvited edit by @diamandahagan.bsky.social is my new favorite thing
youtube.com/shorts/jDcvZ...
youtube.com/shorts/jDcvZ...
I'm a Stupid Fucking Cat: Uninvited Edition
YouTube video by DiamandaHagan
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November 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
This Uninvited edit by @diamandahagan.bsky.social is my new favorite thing
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youtube.com/shorts/jDcvZ...
My latest.
Trump bragged that he was not inviting South Africa to the upcoming G20 meeting to be held in Miami next year over claims that its government was committing genocide against white Afrikaners. This claim has been repeatedly debunked—by Afrikaners.
www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/2025/11/trum...
www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/2025/11/trum...
Trump Vows Not to Invite South Africa to G20 in 2026, Citing Conspiracy Theory
Trump again repeated the conspiracy theory that South Africa was committing human rights abuses against white farmers.
www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
My latest.
My latest.
Trump and his then attorney Alina Habba—now appointed as acting attorney for the District of New Jersey—are on the hook for nearly $1 million in sanctions due to their failed racketeering lawsuits against Hillary Clinton, the DNC, and 26 more parties.
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Trump Sanctions Upheld Over 'Frivolous' Lawsuits Against Hillary Clinton, James Comey
About $1 million in Trump sanctions were upheld by an appeals court over "frivolous" lawsuits filed against Clinton, the DNC and more.
buff.ly
November 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
My latest.
My latest.
The thing about the federal case is that Special Prosecutor Jack Smith asked to dismiss that election interference case only because of DOJ policy to not prosecute a sitting president, not because of the merits of the case.
The thing about the federal case is that Special Prosecutor Jack Smith asked to dismiss that election interference case only because of DOJ policy to not prosecute a sitting president, not because of the merits of the case.
Though the Prosecuting Attorneys' Council of Georgia is a non-partisan organization, its director served 25 years as a GOP District Attorney. He added the case was unlikely to get far, citing the controversial dismissal of the similar federal case.
www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/2025/11/repu...
www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/2025/11/repu...
Republican Prosecutor Dumps Georgia Trump Election Interference Case
Though the Prosecuting Attorneys' Council of Georgia is a non-partisan organization, its director served 25 years as a GOP District Attorney.
www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
My latest.
The thing about the federal case is that Special Prosecutor Jack Smith asked to dismiss that election interference case only because of DOJ policy to not prosecute a sitting president, not because of the merits of the case.
The thing about the federal case is that Special Prosecutor Jack Smith asked to dismiss that election interference case only because of DOJ policy to not prosecute a sitting president, not because of the merits of the case.
c'mon turbo gravy!
Smart Tips For Tackling Thanksgiving Leftovers—And Reducing Food Waste
Smart Tips For Tackling Thanksgiving Leftovers—And Reducing Food Waste
This week’s Fresh Take newsletter tackles the economic realities of Thanksgiving in the U.S., vegan brand drama goes public, and an underwhelming end to COP30.
www.forbes.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
c'mon turbo gravy!
My latest.
"Do I have to stay until I’m assassinated like our friend Charlie Kirk. Will that be good enough for you then?" Greene wrote.
www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/2025/11/mtg-...
www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/2025/11/mtg-...
MTG Slams Argument She Should Serve Out Her Term: 'Do I Have To Stay Until I’m Assassinated'
"Do I have to stay until I’m assassinated like our friend Charlie Kirk. Will that be good enough for you then?" Marjorie Taylor Greene wrote.
www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
My latest.
My latest.
The mother of Leavitt's nephew is currently detained in a Louisiana ICE facility after being arrested near Boston.
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Mother of Karoline Leavitt's Nephew Raises $17K After ICE Arrest
The mother of Leavitt's nephew is currently detained in a Louisiana ICE facility after being arrested near Boston.
buff.ly
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
My latest.
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Tura Satana the queen forever. She wrote most of her own dialogue for this movie too. The Mae West of beating the shit out of people
like I don't beat clocks, just people
November 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Tura Satana the queen forever. She wrote most of her own dialogue for this movie too. The Mae West of beating the shit out of people
thanks for your protection Bluesky mods:
November 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
thanks for your protection Bluesky mods:
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Person who only knows about paintings from The Picture of Dorian Gray, seeing a Jackson Pollock: "Holy fuck what did this guy do?"
November 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Person who only knows about paintings from The Picture of Dorian Gray, seeing a Jackson Pollock: "Holy fuck what did this guy do?"
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I really wish we'd stop calling them climate "skeptics" or "vaccine skeptics", if you jump off a cliff we don't call you a "gravity skeptic"
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I really wish we'd stop calling them climate "skeptics" or "vaccine skeptics", if you jump off a cliff we don't call you a "gravity skeptic"
this is a hell of a lineup! Rodney Anonymous, Laurie Anderson AND Robert Smigel! and more!!
November 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
this is a hell of a lineup! Rodney Anonymous, Laurie Anderson AND Robert Smigel! and more!!
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