The Quizmonster
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The Quizmonster
@quizmonster.bsky.social
· Nov 13
The predators in the Mr. Microphone commercial already have THREE women in their car, and are telling a fourth to wait on the sidewalk until they're finished with them. Law enforcement pls contact me for more analysis.
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November 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Presented without comment.
Shit, why even HAVE rules?
November 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Shit, why even HAVE rules?
Meme-able version:
November 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Meme-able version:
Goddamn "How Mamdani Won" think pieces like Trump winning twice is just expected.
November 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Goddamn "How Mamdani Won" think pieces like Trump winning twice is just expected.
FREE COUCH ALERT
November 4, 2025 at 9:09 AM
FREE COUCH ALERT
The most thrilling new feature of the Lincoln Bathroom is that there are no curtains, so everyone from tourists to spy satellites can just watch you shit.
October 31, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The most thrilling new feature of the Lincoln Bathroom is that there are no curtains, so everyone from tourists to spy satellites can just watch you shit.
SUPER-SPOOKY HALLOWEEN FACT #31: In the original Bram Stoker novel, Dracula never once says “I vant to suck your blood.”
October 31, 2025 at 10:07 AM
SUPER-SPOOKY HALLOWEEN FACT #31: In the original Bram Stoker novel, Dracula never once says “I vant to suck your blood.”
SUPER-SPOOKY HALLOWEEN FACT #30: In a 2012 poll, Doctor Frankenstein’s plan to reanimate dead bodies stolen from a cemetery was voted “Worst Plan To Prove You Are Not Insane Ever”.
October 30, 2025 at 10:05 AM
SUPER-SPOOKY HALLOWEEN FACT #30: In a 2012 poll, Doctor Frankenstein’s plan to reanimate dead bodies stolen from a cemetery was voted “Worst Plan To Prove You Are Not Insane Ever”.
SUPER-SPOOKY HALLOWEEN FACT #29: The Mummy has always resented his films being excluded from blaxploitation horror festivals.
October 29, 2025 at 10:07 AM
SUPER-SPOOKY HALLOWEEN FACT #29: The Mummy has always resented his films being excluded from blaxploitation horror festivals.
SUPER-SPOOKY HALLOWEEN FACT #28: A Munsters / Addams Family crossover TV-Movie was attempted in 1979, but it degenerated into a gore-filled fight that left three Addams dead and two Munsters sentenced to a combined 148 years in prison
October 28, 2025 at 10:08 AM
SUPER-SPOOKY HALLOWEEN FACT #28: A Munsters / Addams Family crossover TV-Movie was attempted in 1979, but it degenerated into a gore-filled fight that left three Addams dead and two Munsters sentenced to a combined 148 years in prison
SUPER-SPOOKY HALLOWEEN FACT #27: We still know next to nothing about Doctor Frankenberry, the man who sought to create a cereal after his own image without reckoning upon God.
October 27, 2025 at 10:04 AM
SUPER-SPOOKY HALLOWEEN FACT #27: We still know next to nothing about Doctor Frankenberry, the man who sought to create a cereal after his own image without reckoning upon God.
SUPER-SPOOKY HALLOWEEN FACT #26: Though widely seen as maximally evil, The Devil always disposes of his rubbish in the appropriate receptacle.
October 26, 2025 at 10:04 AM
SUPER-SPOOKY HALLOWEEN FACT #26: Though widely seen as maximally evil, The Devil always disposes of his rubbish in the appropriate receptacle.
SUPER-SPOOKY HALLOWEEN FACT #25: “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” helped start Tim Curry’s film career, though he spent years afterwards being typecast as cross-dressing vampiric mad scientists from outer space.
October 25, 2025 at 10:06 AM
SUPER-SPOOKY HALLOWEEN FACT #25: “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” helped start Tim Curry’s film career, though he spent years afterwards being typecast as cross-dressing vampiric mad scientists from outer space.
SUPER-SPOOKY HALLOWEEN FACT #24: 45% of Spirit Halloween Stores are haunted by the token guy from the arcade the store used to be.
October 24, 2025 at 10:07 AM
SUPER-SPOOKY HALLOWEEN FACT #24: 45% of Spirit Halloween Stores are haunted by the token guy from the arcade the store used to be.
SUPER-SPOOKY HALLOWEEN FACT #23: Modern humor scholars agree that this is the funniest horror credit ever, if not the funniest credit, period:
October 23, 2025 at 10:05 AM
SUPER-SPOOKY HALLOWEEN FACT #23: Modern humor scholars agree that this is the funniest horror credit ever, if not the funniest credit, period:
SUPER-SPOOKY HALLOWEEN FACT #22: The three most common questions children ask about Halloween are “Are witches real?” “After midnight, do you turn into what you’re dressed up as?” and “Is that actually Eartha Kitt in ‘Ernest Scared Stupid?’”
October 22, 2025 at 10:02 AM
SUPER-SPOOKY HALLOWEEN FACT #22: The three most common questions children ask about Halloween are “Are witches real?” “After midnight, do you turn into what you’re dressed up as?” and “Is that actually Eartha Kitt in ‘Ernest Scared Stupid?’”
SUPER-SPOOKY HALLOWEEN FACT #21: The modern “Jack O’Lantern” dates back to an ancient Celtic myth about an Irishman who drank and drank and drank and drank and something about a pumpkin.
October 21, 2025 at 10:08 AM
SUPER-SPOOKY HALLOWEEN FACT #21: The modern “Jack O’Lantern” dates back to an ancient Celtic myth about an Irishman who drank and drank and drank and drank and something about a pumpkin.
SUPER-SPOOKY HALLOWEEN FACT #20: Dracula’s friends like to get him stoned because it’s hilarious when he says “Vait… vot?”
October 20, 2025 at 10:04 AM
SUPER-SPOOKY HALLOWEEN FACT #20: Dracula’s friends like to get him stoned because it’s hilarious when he says “Vait… vot?”
SUPER-SPOOKY HALLOWEEN FACT #19: Psychologists say Halloween plays a role in emotional development by permitting us to reckon with normally-suppressed horrors like black licorice and circus peanuts.
October 19, 2025 at 10:08 AM
SUPER-SPOOKY HALLOWEEN FACT #19: Psychologists say Halloween plays a role in emotional development by permitting us to reckon with normally-suppressed horrors like black licorice and circus peanuts.
SUPER-SPOOKY HALLOWEEN FACT #18: The Creature from the Black Lagoon is offended by the belief that he spends all his time abducting young women, because he puts at least as much time into his Rush tribute band.
October 18, 2025 at 10:01 AM
SUPER-SPOOKY HALLOWEEN FACT #18: The Creature from the Black Lagoon is offended by the belief that he spends all his time abducting young women, because he puts at least as much time into his Rush tribute band.
SUPER-SPOOKY HALLOWEEN FACT #17: Candy corn being largely made of corn syrup makes it the vegetable that has traveled the farthest to end up the same shape.
October 17, 2025 at 10:07 AM
SUPER-SPOOKY HALLOWEEN FACT #17: Candy corn being largely made of corn syrup makes it the vegetable that has traveled the farthest to end up the same shape.
SUPER-SPOOKY HALLOWEEN FACT #16: Fear of the number 13 is known as "Triskaidekaphobia." Fear of clowns is known as "Basic common sense."
October 16, 2025 at 10:08 AM
SUPER-SPOOKY HALLOWEEN FACT #16: Fear of the number 13 is known as "Triskaidekaphobia." Fear of clowns is known as "Basic common sense."