Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees
@kittysneezes.com
Writer/Editor; ex-Newsweek. Also producer of Rite Gud podcast by @rsbenedict.bsky.social and the Headclog in the Operator podcast by Jeremiah Aulwurm, and distributor of Infinite Danger by @kasmkave.bsky.social!
Pronouns: he/him
Pronouns: he/him
New business idea:
November 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
New business idea:
This is why photo choice matters. This is a sad story, but due to the picture all I can think of is "I GOT A GIRLFRIEND WHO'S BETTER THAN THAT / AND NOTHIN' IS BETTER THAN THIS / IS IT??"
October 24, 2025 at 6:03 AM
This is why photo choice matters. This is a sad story, but due to the picture all I can think of is "I GOT A GIRLFRIEND WHO'S BETTER THAN THAT / AND NOTHIN' IS BETTER THAN THIS / IS IT??"
October 17, 2025 at 5:14 AM
A reminder—with all the shit like the Charlie Kirk hagiography as well as general dumbassery like this, DO NOT CLICK THE LINK.
That's why this shit exists. Hate clicks are still clicks. If you don't click, don't share, don't interact, eventually this will go away.
Eventually.
That's why this shit exists. Hate clicks are still clicks. If you don't click, don't share, don't interact, eventually this will go away.
Eventually.
September 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
A reminder—with all the shit like the Charlie Kirk hagiography as well as general dumbassery like this, DO NOT CLICK THE LINK.
That's why this shit exists. Hate clicks are still clicks. If you don't click, don't share, don't interact, eventually this will go away.
Eventually.
That's why this shit exists. Hate clicks are still clicks. If you don't click, don't share, don't interact, eventually this will go away.
Eventually.
Or if you prefer to learn things vertically:
September 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Or if you prefer to learn things vertically:
There was another font in the late '90s through 00's. I didn't like it as much as the OG, but oh well!
www.tomrichmond.com/mad-appearan...
www.tomrichmond.com/mad-appearan...
August 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
There was another font in the late '90s through 00's. I didn't like it as much as the OG, but oh well!
www.tomrichmond.com/mad-appearan...
www.tomrichmond.com/mad-appearan...
...except in being my buddy, too. Cats are the best.
August 12, 2025 at 9:10 PM
...except in being my buddy, too. Cats are the best.
I am not clicking because the only way to fight clickbait bullshit is to not click but oh my god fuck this so hard
July 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I am not clicking because the only way to fight clickbait bullshit is to not click but oh my god fuck this so hard
It’s got a beat and you can dance to it and it’s got a good message: bein fat rocksssss
June 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
It’s got a beat and you can dance to it and it’s got a good message: bein fat rocksssss
Anyone know what this is?
May 29, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Anyone know what this is?
May 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
My cat seems to really like Dogwalk by Creep-P, as soon as it came on he woke up and went to the tv
May 23, 2025 at 6:18 AM
My cat seems to really like Dogwalk by Creep-P, as soon as it came on he woke up and went to the tv
I am always amused when someone does a dogshit comic to call out why people are just pretending to like another comic.
May 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I am always amused when someone does a dogshit comic to call out why people are just pretending to like another comic.
Listen to Infinite Danger by @kasmkave.bsky.social to find out all about baby belugas, Baby Beluga, and the horrors of Bebop Beluga.
Available at kittysneezes.com, or wherever you get your podcasts!
Available at kittysneezes.com, or wherever you get your podcasts!
May 14, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Listen to Infinite Danger by @kasmkave.bsky.social to find out all about baby belugas, Baby Beluga, and the horrors of Bebop Beluga.
Available at kittysneezes.com, or wherever you get your podcasts!
Available at kittysneezes.com, or wherever you get your podcasts!
Google is terrrible. So I saw this on FB, and was curious about the answer—I googled it, and google's AI suggested Bennett Miller. I don't trust AI, so I checked. Yes, he has done only 4 films, and 3 have Oscar noms (Capote, Moneyball, Foxcatcher), Foxcatcher never got a Best Picture nomination.
May 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Google is terrrible. So I saw this on FB, and was curious about the answer—I googled it, and google's AI suggested Bennett Miller. I don't trust AI, so I checked. Yes, he has done only 4 films, and 3 have Oscar noms (Capote, Moneyball, Foxcatcher), Foxcatcher never got a Best Picture nomination.
March 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Soon you’ll see! Soon you’ll ALL see!!!
March 26, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Soon you’ll see! Soon you’ll ALL see!!!
March 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
My tribute to @foundfootagefest.com , @avgeeks.bsky.social and Sha Na Na
March 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM
My tribute to @foundfootagefest.com , @avgeeks.bsky.social and Sha Na Na
My Girl Scout cookies are working on a new version of @spraypopmusic.com ‘s “I am gothic”
March 12, 2025 at 10:18 PM
My Girl Scout cookies are working on a new version of @spraypopmusic.com ‘s “I am gothic”
Hey, it's a long promo for Infinite Danger now that Bluesky lets you do more video length! Check out Infinite Danger at kittysneezes.com or wherever you find podcasts. Vending machine, maybe?
March 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Hey, it's a long promo for Infinite Danger now that Bluesky lets you do more video length! Check out Infinite Danger at kittysneezes.com or wherever you find podcasts. Vending machine, maybe?
February 23, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Ollie takes a selfie (not actually, it was my thumb on the button)
February 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Ollie takes a selfie (not actually, it was my thumb on the button)
also i got up just now to go to the bathroom and ollie nearly knocked me down to beat me there
i’m like “i’m just peeing it’s not that exciting bud"
i’m like “i’m just peeing it’s not that exciting bud"
January 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
also i got up just now to go to the bathroom and ollie nearly knocked me down to beat me there
i’m like “i’m just peeing it’s not that exciting bud"
i’m like “i’m just peeing it’s not that exciting bud"
Got the 3-film Blu-ray pack from @smashism.bsky.social ! I already love Pater Noster and Bad Girls, looking forward to watching The Theta Girl, which I’ve never seen!
January 18, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Got the 3-film Blu-ray pack from @smashism.bsky.social ! I already love Pater Noster and Bad Girls, looking forward to watching The Theta Girl, which I’ve never seen!