That Bougie and Savage Jetski Uncle
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One problem with this Trump Billy Clint business:
Trump doesn't give head. There is not a conceivable universe Trump would suck anything except maybe a breast. I genuinely think he might think giving head is gay.
Trump doesn't give head. There is not a conceivable universe Trump would suck anything except maybe a breast. I genuinely think he might think giving head is gay.
November 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
One problem with this Trump Billy Clint business:
Trump doesn't give head. There is not a conceivable universe Trump would suck anything except maybe a breast. I genuinely think he might think giving head is gay.
Trump doesn't give head. There is not a conceivable universe Trump would suck anything except maybe a breast. I genuinely think he might think giving head is gay.
Not enough people read this short story of mine? Malevolent boardwalks! Horrible parents! A sinister caricaturist! A stylistic attempt to meet between American domestic realism and weird fiction, like The Enormous Radio/The Swimmer was ran through a Big Muff.
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The Caricaturist
This is a short story. We were both nervous, our sister and I, which is why my parents had the excellent idea to take us to a hibachi bar. It was another vacation tradition I hated,
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November 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Not enough people read this short story of mine? Malevolent boardwalks! Horrible parents! A sinister caricaturist! A stylistic attempt to meet between American domestic realism and weird fiction, like The Enormous Radio/The Swimmer was ran through a Big Muff.
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Just for any academics, let me be clear, Hookland is anti-nostalgic. It's an exploration and exorcism of my childhood, not a celebration of falsely remembered sunshine. Nostalgia is a warping gravity.
November 14, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Just for any academics, let me be clear, Hookland is anti-nostalgic. It's an exploration and exorcism of my childhood, not a celebration of falsely remembered sunshine. Nostalgia is a warping gravity.
Italian guy about to claim angels emerged from the primordial soup like worms from cheese:
I find the phrase “makes history” nonsensical. Have you seen the stuff historians study? Just dropping an old piece of farm equipment down a well or accidentally freezing to death in a glacier gives you a good shot at the history books
November 14, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Italian guy about to claim angels emerged from the primordial soup like worms from cheese:
Every town corner should have a gigantic barrel of pickles tended to by the fermentation man. If anybody is walking by, is dehydrated, or needs a snack, they hit up the fermentation man and either get pickle juice or a pickle.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Every town corner should have a gigantic barrel of pickles tended to by the fermentation man. If anybody is walking by, is dehydrated, or needs a snack, they hit up the fermentation man and either get pickle juice or a pickle.
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aesthetically horrible yes, but fascinating on an anthropological and cultural level - to an American, there is nothing more worthy of contemptuous dismissal than a burger that turns out to be nothing
‘Nothingburger’ is probably the most repulsive American contribution to the English language
November 14, 2025 at 10:53 AM
aesthetically horrible yes, but fascinating on an anthropological and cultural level - to an American, there is nothing more worthy of contemptuous dismissal than a burger that turns out to be nothing
*seeing Jeffrey Epstein hanging* dude, Benson is going to KILL us.
November 14, 2025 at 7:09 AM
*seeing Jeffrey Epstein hanging* dude, Benson is going to KILL us.
Christ of course he fucking loves science
JD Vance: "Science as practiced in its best form is that if you disagree with it, then you ought to criticize it and you ought to argue against it."
November 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Christ of course he fucking loves science
can someone give me an answer about why Thomas Chatterton Williams is like that
November 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
can someone give me an answer about why Thomas Chatterton Williams is like that
I'm having a real Aeroplane Over the Sea moment with a piece right now and it's like if Jeff Magnum was obsessed over Kareem Abdul-Jabbar instead of Anne Frank
November 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I'm having a real Aeroplane Over the Sea moment with a piece right now and it's like if Jeff Magnum was obsessed over Kareem Abdul-Jabbar instead of Anne Frank
This shit is all over football reddit
November 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
This shit is all over football reddit
It's way more preferable to be wrong than it is to have a lazy opinion. I'd rather you tell me Faulkner's best work is Intruder in the Dust than go "He uses too many big words where small ones will do" because they read him about him and Hemingway's tet-a-tet on r/TIL
November 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
It's way more preferable to be wrong than it is to have a lazy opinion. I'd rather you tell me Faulkner's best work is Intruder in the Dust than go "He uses too many big words where small ones will do" because they read him about him and Hemingway's tet-a-tet on r/TIL
Sit down and tell me with a straight face Alfredo 2 and Mercy sound the same.
November 13, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Sit down and tell me with a straight face Alfredo 2 and Mercy sound the same.
Americans will absolutely find the dumbest way to react to Trump being part of a pedophile cabal. People are going to Hannibal Directive preschools
November 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Americans will absolutely find the dumbest way to react to Trump being part of a pedophile cabal. People are going to Hannibal Directive preschools
Chris Hayes is absolutely a guy who has only used delivery services.
I'm starting to worry that Chris Hayes hasn't ever been trapped in his weed dealer's apartment and forced to compliment his Halo skills or laugh at his Austin Powers impressions
Something that’s so striking in these emails is how…unimpressive Epstein is. He comes off as a pompous, sub-literate lech. Yes everyone is so mortifyingly solicitous of him! All fawning and flattery! Why?????
November 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Chris Hayes is absolutely a guy who has only used delivery services.
My partner didn't realize I had been struggling to nap on the couch after waking up at 5:30 so they started playing The Humpty Song loudly on a TV and I dont know if there's a worse song to hear while you're trying to nap.
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
My partner didn't realize I had been struggling to nap on the couch after waking up at 5:30 so they started playing The Humpty Song loudly on a TV and I dont know if there's a worse song to hear while you're trying to nap.
Not only that, but if you call Epstein a subliterate moron it'd require you to take a firm look at yourself.
he’s a provider of access to money, connections and beautiful women and girls — everything that these people need to affirm their own status. being rich and powerful is a grift which requires other to bolster & buy in. That’s the service Epstein provided.
Something that’s so striking in these emails is how…unimpressive Epstein is. He comes off as a pompous, sub-literate lech. Yes everyone is so mortifyingly solicitous of him! All fawning and flattery! Why?????
November 13, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Not only that, but if you call Epstein a subliterate moron it'd require you to take a firm look at yourself.
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jd vance post: erm mom can you pick me up? liberals are trusting the word of *checks notes* jeffrey epstein??
trump post: "THE CORRECT TERM FOR THE PRESIDENT IS EPHEBOPHILE NOT PEDOPHILE" - THE GREAT MARK LEVIN ON FOX NEWS
trump post: "THE CORRECT TERM FOR THE PRESIDENT IS EPHEBOPHILE NOT PEDOPHILE" - THE GREAT MARK LEVIN ON FOX NEWS
November 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
jd vance post: erm mom can you pick me up? liberals are trusting the word of *checks notes* jeffrey epstein??
trump post: "THE CORRECT TERM FOR THE PRESIDENT IS EPHEBOPHILE NOT PEDOPHILE" - THE GREAT MARK LEVIN ON FOX NEWS
trump post: "THE CORRECT TERM FOR THE PRESIDENT IS EPHEBOPHILE NOT PEDOPHILE" - THE GREAT MARK LEVIN ON FOX NEWS
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Pistons came out tonight like
November 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Pistons came out tonight like
daniss jenkins right now
November 13, 2025 at 1:04 AM
daniss jenkins right now
It is startling how Steph Curry is a dead eyed vacuum of charisma off the court. If you told me Steph Curry watched a man drown and felt nothing I wouldn't be surprised.
November 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
It is startling how Steph Curry is a dead eyed vacuum of charisma off the court. If you told me Steph Curry watched a man drown and felt nothing I wouldn't be surprised.
The gang that couldn't shoot straight
Tonight’s starters: Jenkins, Robinson, Green, Holland, Reed.
November 12, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The gang that couldn't shoot straight
From: Crazy Frog [thatcrazyfrog@frog.se]
Wazzup my man.
To: Jeffrey Epstein [thatcrazypedojeff@pedo.com]
Just enjoying the Ssong you wrote...haha, glad we're friends now!
Wazzup my man.
To: Jeffrey Epstein [thatcrazypedojeff@pedo.com]
Just enjoying the Ssong you wrote...haha, glad we're friends now!
November 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
From: Crazy Frog [thatcrazyfrog@frog.se]
Wazzup my man.
To: Jeffrey Epstein [thatcrazypedojeff@pedo.com]
Just enjoying the Ssong you wrote...haha, glad we're friends now!
Wazzup my man.
To: Jeffrey Epstein [thatcrazypedojeff@pedo.com]
Just enjoying the Ssong you wrote...haha, glad we're friends now!
EPSTEIN: Donald...my greatest friend. He will never tell of my secrets.
DONALD TRUMP, covered in hot mustard from McDonald's: and I said to my very favorite best friend, Jeffrey Epstein, when you are you going to meet a woman who can rent a car? None of his women can do that. Many people need to.
DONALD TRUMP, covered in hot mustard from McDonald's: and I said to my very favorite best friend, Jeffrey Epstein, when you are you going to meet a woman who can rent a car? None of his women can do that. Many people need to.
November 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
EPSTEIN: Donald...my greatest friend. He will never tell of my secrets.
DONALD TRUMP, covered in hot mustard from McDonald's: and I said to my very favorite best friend, Jeffrey Epstein, when you are you going to meet a woman who can rent a car? None of his women can do that. Many people need to.
DONALD TRUMP, covered in hot mustard from McDonald's: and I said to my very favorite best friend, Jeffrey Epstein, when you are you going to meet a woman who can rent a car? None of his women can do that. Many people need to.