@kingjaffeej.bsky.social
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*Aqualung riff*
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
*Aqualung riff*
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He hits a half-dozen distinct Garfield Faces in less than 30 seconds here. Remarkable work.
the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing
November 26, 2025 at 5:19 AM
He hits a half-dozen distinct Garfield Faces in less than 30 seconds here. Remarkable work.
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Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City
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The most important thing I've learned in 2025? Detroit is not a real place 😭😭😭
www.instagram.com/reel/DRLqn2a...
www.instagram.com/reel/DRLqn2a...
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The most important thing I've learned in 2025? Detroit is not a real place 😭😭😭
www.instagram.com/reel/DRLqn2a...
www.instagram.com/reel/DRLqn2a...
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Shouts out to Max Scherzer, doing it for all the guys over 40 who experience neck, shoulder and back pain because of the violent repetitive movement of their bodies, whether that's Pitching to Major League Hitters or Shifting Slightly in Bed
October 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Shouts out to Max Scherzer, doing it for all the guys over 40 who experience neck, shoulder and back pain because of the violent repetitive movement of their bodies, whether that's Pitching to Major League Hitters or Shifting Slightly in Bed
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Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene
RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth*
A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel”
Person watching on tv: well if they say so
RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth*
A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel”
Person watching on tv: well if they say so
September 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene
RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth*
A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel”
Person watching on tv: well if they say so
RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth*
A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel”
Person watching on tv: well if they say so
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sometimes you see something so evangelical that it takes your breath away
September 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
sometimes you see something so evangelical that it takes your breath away
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(kick return called back)
Me: (whispering knowingly) Block in the back
Ref: BLOCK IN THE BACK
Me: See?
Cat: (takes shit on rug)
Me: (whispering knowingly) Block in the back
Ref: BLOCK IN THE BACK
Me: See?
Cat: (takes shit on rug)
September 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
(kick return called back)
Me: (whispering knowingly) Block in the back
Ref: BLOCK IN THE BACK
Me: See?
Cat: (takes shit on rug)
Me: (whispering knowingly) Block in the back
Ref: BLOCK IN THE BACK
Me: See?
Cat: (takes shit on rug)
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this man works at a news network with an entire research staff, just the most incurious morons on the planet not a single shred of intellectual curiosity
Greg Gutfeld says he doesn't understand how vaccines work as “a community preventative thing”
Greg Gutfeld says he doesn't understand how vaccines work as "a community preventative thing"
www.mediamatters.org
September 5, 2025 at 12:43 AM
this man works at a news network with an entire research staff, just the most incurious morons on the planet not a single shred of intellectual curiosity
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Dentist: Your gums bleed a lot when I jam this sharp metal stick into them
YEAH NO SHIT!!!
YEAH NO SHIT!!!
August 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Dentist: Your gums bleed a lot when I jam this sharp metal stick into them
YEAH NO SHIT!!!
YEAH NO SHIT!!!
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/grandly, in a voice that sounds like heavy rain falling on a tin roof "It's a little something called Apple Cider Vinegar."
RFK has announced that he is developing a vaccine against all viruses. Yes, every single one. The whole, uh, "phylum"
August 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
/grandly, in a voice that sounds like heavy rain falling on a tin roof "It's a little something called Apple Cider Vinegar."
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if you took a dementia test and thought it was an IQ test you failed both the dementia test and the IQ test
Trump: "AOC -- look. I think she's very nice. But she's very low IQ, and we really don't need low IQ. Between her and Crockett, we're gonna give 'em both an IQ test to see who comes out best. I took a real test at Walter Reed medical center and I aced it. Now it's time for them to take a test."
July 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
if you took a dementia test and thought it was an IQ test you failed both the dementia test and the IQ test
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Day 112
So the numbers are in on the orange village idiots latest scam.
Buckle up.
The number of people who made a profit out of Trump crypto, 58
Those who lost money, 764,000
Read those widely different numbers again.
Oh and Trump made money on EVERY transaction.
You are all caught up.
So the numbers are in on the orange village idiots latest scam.
Buckle up.
The number of people who made a profit out of Trump crypto, 58
Those who lost money, 764,000
Read those widely different numbers again.
Oh and Trump made money on EVERY transaction.
You are all caught up.
May 11, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Day 112
So the numbers are in on the orange village idiots latest scam.
Buckle up.
The number of people who made a profit out of Trump crypto, 58
Those who lost money, 764,000
Read those widely different numbers again.
Oh and Trump made money on EVERY transaction.
You are all caught up.
So the numbers are in on the orange village idiots latest scam.
Buckle up.
The number of people who made a profit out of Trump crypto, 58
Those who lost money, 764,000
Read those widely different numbers again.
Oh and Trump made money on EVERY transaction.
You are all caught up.
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i'm at the government run grocery store. it's terrible. they have one large banana in the middle of the store and nothing else. this is the future of new york city. every one is fighting for the banana
June 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
i'm at the government run grocery store. it's terrible. they have one large banana in the middle of the store and nothing else. this is the future of new york city. every one is fighting for the banana
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i’m not saying she shouldn’t be but it’s kinda nuts barbara walters is still alive. i just googled it while writing this to check and it turns out she’s not, but im already at the end of this post. rest in peace barbara walters
April 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
i’m not saying she shouldn’t be but it’s kinda nuts barbara walters is still alive. i just googled it while writing this to check and it turns out she’s not, but im already at the end of this post. rest in peace barbara walters
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oh your neighborhood has five guys burgers? haha yeah I guess that does sound like a lot of guys
March 12, 2024 at 6:29 PM
oh your neighborhood has five guys burgers? haha yeah I guess that does sound like a lot of guys
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