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Kim
@kimprovising.bsky.social
Mom. Wife. Introvert. Geek. Peanut butter lover. Thinks getting in & out of a sports bra counts as cardio.
Blue dot in GA
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My Feet are Fucking Freezing: A Memoir
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Time to start work aka time to find a video to watch.
a woman in a purple dress says it 's going to be so difficult to decide on the great canadian baking show
ALT: a woman in a purple dress says it 's going to be so difficult to decide on the great canadian baking show
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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It was a very wet walk this morning so spent a few minutes going back over some photos I haven't posted before. Ruby Red Tor. Taken in October 2024 when the aurora visited Glastonbury Tor.
November 14, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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Oreoboros
oh wow that’s crazy

oreos with bits of

of oreos. in them

Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Megyn Kelly said she thinks “there’s a difference between a 5 year old and a 15 year old” when it comes to sexual abuse. Megyn Kelly has a 14 year old daughter. Megyn Kelly is going to Hell.
November 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Wtf
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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We inherited” is the new “but her emails.” They take responsibility for nothing. Who deported workers in the food production industry? Who imposed massive tariffs on finished goods, agricultural products. and raw materials? Who promised to lower prices “on day one”?
November 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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It’s a dank, grey and miserable day so we’re having a brew.

This is our Merchant Adventurers’ Hall mug (available from our shop FYI).

What’s your mug of choice? We’d love to see them!
November 14, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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If it (kinda) fits, it sits! 🤣🤣

#CatsOfBluesky #Caturday #Cats
November 14, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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Bondi, Patel and Blanche?
November 13, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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To all the weirdos defending Megyn Kelly: 15 year olds are underage, and that is statutory rape.

Pretty simple
November 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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He is a very powerful wizard....
November 14, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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Aww Shaun The Sheep
A little ‘un is going to be so happy when they unwrap this at Xmas.
🧶 #knit #knitsky
November 14, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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love to draw my friends as birds while hanging out with them so they can give real-time feedback like “hm” and “how do i file a formal grievance” and “i’m too tired for this”
November 14, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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she better run
November 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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🤫
🧶 #knit #knitsky
November 14, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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a murderer pushes me from a moving train but i just happen to land on a horse being ridden by train robbers and they make me get back on the train and rob it with them but when i see the murderer, i treat him with respect and kindness while i rob him, showing him that i am the better person
November 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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me just about every time i am drunk:

I SHOULD FRY AN EGG
November 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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What in the hell?
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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my self defense plan? yelling "someone do something!" and "by the gods, this can't be happening!" and occasionally running a few feet in a random direction like a Skyrim NPC
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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✨Good Morning ✨
We all have the power to keep the light going — one small act at a time.
Thanks for stopping by. ♥️

#kindnessmatters
#mentalhealthmatters
#Pinks
November 13, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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Oh to be a spiky little guy snuffling around in the mossy ground
November 13, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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I am not chubby, I am just more 3D than you'd like
November 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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AOC: "It is unconscionable that what we are debating right now is legislation that will give 8 senators over $1 million a piece & we're robbing people of their food assistance & healthcare to pay for it. How can we vote to enrich ourselves by stealing from the American people?"
November 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Me irl
November 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM