Kim
@kimprovising.bsky.social
Mom. Wife. Introvert. Geek. Peanut butter lover. Thinks getting in & out of a sports bra counts as cardio.
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Kim
@kimprovising.bsky.social
· Aug 13
My Feet are Fucking Freezing: A Memoir
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my father still likes to tell the story about the argument he won with my mother in 1971
December 2, 2025 at 1:53 PM
my father still likes to tell the story about the argument he won with my mother in 1971
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I can crochet hats, scarves, maybe some shirts. We'll be warm and stylish in the apocalypse.
What skill will you contribute when society collapses?
December 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I can crochet hats, scarves, maybe some shirts. We'll be warm and stylish in the apocalypse.
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i'm actually struck by how pete hegseth isn't just a cowardly man but a capital-c Coward. a guy who gets off on abusing and hurting people he thinks are weaker than him and then tries to run and hide when there might be consequences
December 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
i'm actually struck by how pete hegseth isn't just a cowardly man but a capital-c Coward. a guy who gets off on abusing and hurting people he thinks are weaker than him and then tries to run and hide when there might be consequences
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Halle Berry is short for Hallelujah Strawberry. The more you know.
December 2, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Halle Berry is short for Hallelujah Strawberry. The more you know.
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Men would rather get trapped in a giant vagina sculpture than go to therapy
December 2, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Men would rather get trapped in a giant vagina sculpture than go to therapy
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Show us again who you are, Megyn.
Megyn Kelly Complains Trump Isn’t Prolonging Deaths of Alleged Drug Traffickers: ‘I’d Really Like to See Them Suffer’ Taking a break from defending child rapists to defend war crimes. www.mediaite.com/media/podcas...
Megyn Kelly Complains Trump Isn’t Prolonging Deaths of Alleged Drug Traffickers: ‘I’d Really Like to See Them Suffer’
Megyn Kelly defended the Caribbean boat strikes ordered by President Donald Trump and Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, not only calling the criticism "manufactured" but also complaining that the peo...
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December 2, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Show us again who you are, Megyn.
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A good meme to send people who are convinced we live in a computer simulation.
May 29, 2024 at 10:55 PM
A good meme to send people who are convinced we live in a computer simulation.
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it's not even 7:30 in the morning & it's raining
i just watched a guy on a riding lawn mower drive to the gas station & buy beer
keep it classy florida😐
i just watched a guy on a riding lawn mower drive to the gas station & buy beer
keep it classy florida😐
December 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
it's not even 7:30 in the morning & it's raining
i just watched a guy on a riding lawn mower drive to the gas station & buy beer
keep it classy florida😐
i just watched a guy on a riding lawn mower drive to the gas station & buy beer
keep it classy florida😐
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day 1 is "penzeys revolution blend" and i cant stop laughing at "we have to GET RID of this lying, cheating, CORRUPT SCUMBAG PRESIDENT!! RESIST! REVOLT! REVOLUTION NOW!! good on roast poultry and carrots"
December 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
day 1 is "penzeys revolution blend" and i cant stop laughing at "we have to GET RID of this lying, cheating, CORRUPT SCUMBAG PRESIDENT!! RESIST! REVOLT! REVOLUTION NOW!! good on roast poultry and carrots"
Holy shit. I've been over on the discovery feed (by accident, it keeps defaulting me over there) and i was like "wtf is going on? What're you ppl talking about coffee shop puppies with pics in tight tees?!?" and then I noticed and I was like "Ooohhh!" Some of y'all need some help.
December 2, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Holy shit. I've been over on the discovery feed (by accident, it keeps defaulting me over there) and i was like "wtf is going on? What're you ppl talking about coffee shop puppies with pics in tight tees?!?" and then I noticed and I was like "Ooohhh!" Some of y'all need some help.
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they can all be bangers if you people would just lower your standards
December 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
they can all be bangers if you people would just lower your standards
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I don't know whether I have the spoons to be in community with other human beings.
December 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I don't know whether I have the spoons to be in community with other human beings.
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Aside from the obvious, nothing else would make me happier to see the Republicans eat their own.
December 1, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Aside from the obvious, nothing else would make me happier to see the Republicans eat their own.
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I’m supposed go about my day like all this is normal? Buckle my belt and shrug that Trump is prepping troops for war with Venezuela? Have my sugary cereal and accept that POTUS made over 160 deranged posts spreading outlandish theories about missing tax dollars in Minnesota and Biden’s damn autopen?
December 2, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I’m supposed go about my day like all this is normal? Buckle my belt and shrug that Trump is prepping troops for war with Venezuela? Have my sugary cereal and accept that POTUS made over 160 deranged posts spreading outlandish theories about missing tax dollars in Minnesota and Biden’s damn autopen?
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I sent an actual, physical card to my sister in Portland, OR from here in Atlanta, GA via the United States Postal Service on October 28th. She got it yesterday, December 1st. I don't know whether to shrug it off, be pissed, laugh at the absurdity of it all.
December 2, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I sent an actual, physical card to my sister in Portland, OR from here in Atlanta, GA via the United States Postal Service on October 28th. She got it yesterday, December 1st. I don't know whether to shrug it off, be pissed, laugh at the absurdity of it all.
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Pad (Gurty) is home and ZONKED. With a big ol cone of shame. Live feed of our dog:
a cartoon dog with a cone around its head
Alt: a cartoon dog with a cone around its head
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December 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Pad (Gurty) is home and ZONKED. With a big ol cone of shame. Live feed of our dog:
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A beacon at sunrise. Glastonbury Tor this morning.
December 2, 2025 at 9:18 AM
A beacon at sunrise. Glastonbury Tor this morning.
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Amazon, please stop asking me if books I bought month ago met my expectations. I still have unread books I bought in 2012. Be real.
December 2, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Amazon, please stop asking me if books I bought month ago met my expectations. I still have unread books I bought in 2012. Be real.
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Starbucks CEO Brian Niccol made $95 million last year. His workers are striking for the bare minimum. Glad to be on the right side of the picket line with them.
December 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Starbucks CEO Brian Niccol made $95 million last year. His workers are striking for the bare minimum. Glad to be on the right side of the picket line with them.
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I hope someone draws this wonderful story about Tom Stoppard's Arcadia and the power of the arts to help us see things differently, to the attention of our Education Secretary. Do read it, it will lift your spirits.
December 2, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I hope someone draws this wonderful story about Tom Stoppard's Arcadia and the power of the arts to help us see things differently, to the attention of our Education Secretary. Do read it, it will lift your spirits.
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A shelter received a donation of stuffed toys and let each dog pick 1.
How selfless. They each only pick 1.
How selfless. They each only pick 1.
December 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
A shelter received a donation of stuffed toys and let each dog pick 1.
How selfless. They each only pick 1.
How selfless. They each only pick 1.