Nearly Sentient NPC
@aoxxi.bsky.social
Observe and experiment. Welcome to my corner of the void.
Got me some delta 8 chocolate. Melted it into my coffee. Now I wait for my brain to follow suit. Watching Game of Thrones season 8 episode 1. Mucho anticipation.
January 30, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Got me some delta 8 chocolate. Melted it into my coffee. Now I wait for my brain to follow suit. Watching Game of Thrones season 8 episode 1. Mucho anticipation.
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I want snare drums that sound like a large stick snapping violently, but with more bass.
a fish is swimming in the water with the words what written below it
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January 30, 2026 at 9:24 PM
I want snare drums that sound like a large stick snapping violently, but with more bass.
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Arresting Don Lemon and Georgia Fort for informing the public sends a chilling message aimed at suppressing future reporting President Trump doesn’t like.
Federal Agents Arrest Don Lemon Over Minnesota Church Protest
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January 30, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Arresting Don Lemon and Georgia Fort for informing the public sends a chilling message aimed at suppressing future reporting President Trump doesn’t like.
Now I have to rewatch Schitt's Creek.
a close up of a woman 's face with the words `` kevin '' written on it .
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January 30, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Now I have to rewatch Schitt's Creek.
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Wow! I can’t believe we got this done! Now call your senators and tell them restrictions are nice, but they should strip the BBB funding of ICE and CBP.
🚨 The Senate has agreed to a deal to vote on 5/6 full appropriations bills and replace the DHS funding measure with a 2-week stopgap bill, per multiple sources. That gives time to negotiate on the Dem demands for ICE and CBP restraints.
January 29, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Wow! I can’t believe we got this done! Now call your senators and tell them restrictions are nice, but they should strip the BBB funding of ICE and CBP.
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MINNESOTA — Mom goes outside to warm up her car, ICE grabs her: "Please, my car kids are all alone in the house!”
So nothing has changed and Homan was just to put a new face on the cruelty, got it
(H/T longtimehistory)
So nothing has changed and Homan was just to put a new face on the cruelty, got it
(H/T longtimehistory)
January 30, 2026 at 2:43 AM
MINNESOTA — Mom goes outside to warm up her car, ICE grabs her: "Please, my car kids are all alone in the house!”
So nothing has changed and Homan was just to put a new face on the cruelty, got it
(H/T longtimehistory)
So nothing has changed and Homan was just to put a new face on the cruelty, got it
(H/T longtimehistory)
Donald Trump and Cersei Lannister walk into a bar, but there's only one stool...
January 30, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Donald Trump and Cersei Lannister walk into a bar, but there's only one stool...
Bronn's cool, Jerome Flynn has a lovely singing voice. Angry about the dragon tho.
January 30, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Bronn's cool, Jerome Flynn has a lovely singing voice. Angry about the dragon tho.
Ok, I don't hate it. Is it building up?... It feels like it's building up. I'm just a few moments in and excited. Maybe not excited... I'm liking.
youtu.be/7sxVHYZ_PnA?...
youtu.be/7sxVHYZ_PnA?...
Harry Styles - Aperture (Official Video)
YouTube video by HarryStylesVEVO
youtu.be
January 30, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Ok, I don't hate it. Is it building up?... It feels like it's building up. I'm just a few moments in and excited. Maybe not excited... I'm liking.
youtu.be/7sxVHYZ_PnA?...
youtu.be/7sxVHYZ_PnA?...
Just rocked out to "As It Was" as I drove to buy some cookies for the fam.
He mentions high speed internet and "your daddy wants to know that you're well".
Ooh, he has a new single. Wonder if it's good? Lemme see.
"Come and see..."
He mentions high speed internet and "your daddy wants to know that you're well".
Ooh, he has a new single. Wonder if it's good? Lemme see.
"Come and see..."
a black and white photo of a man in a tuxedo holding a microphone .
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January 30, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Just rocked out to "As It Was" as I drove to buy some cookies for the fam.
He mentions high speed internet and "your daddy wants to know that you're well".
Ooh, he has a new single. Wonder if it's good? Lemme see.
"Come and see..."
He mentions high speed internet and "your daddy wants to know that you're well".
Ooh, he has a new single. Wonder if it's good? Lemme see.
"Come and see..."
My insignia tv just randomly messed up.
Best Buy won't do an exchange because it was a holiday purchase.
Insignia is sending a tech, because of the warranty.
Fa la la la FUCK!
Best Buy won't do an exchange because it was a holiday purchase.
Insignia is sending a tech, because of the warranty.
Fa la la la FUCK!
January 29, 2026 at 11:37 PM
My insignia tv just randomly messed up.
Best Buy won't do an exchange because it was a holiday purchase.
Insignia is sending a tech, because of the warranty.
Fa la la la FUCK!
Best Buy won't do an exchange because it was a holiday purchase.
Insignia is sending a tech, because of the warranty.
Fa la la la FUCK!
That Door man episode of Wonder Man made me sad.
a man in a red uniform with gold buttons and a hat is looking at the camera
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January 29, 2026 at 4:24 PM
That Door man episode of Wonder Man made me sad.
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This is hilarious!! 🤣 🤣
January 29, 2026 at 1:35 PM
This is hilarious!! 🤣 🤣
Played peek a boob with a stripper. Followed by "jack off in the box".
a woman in a black dress is holding a bunch of money
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January 29, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Played peek a boob with a stripper. Followed by "jack off in the box".
Time for one of my tantric anxiety attacks. JUST BE A FUCKING HEART ATTACK ALREADY!!!
- Yikes
- Yikes
a man in a suit is standing in a bathroom next to a paper towel dispenser and a netflix logo
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January 29, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Time for one of my tantric anxiety attacks. JUST BE A FUCKING HEART ATTACK ALREADY!!!
- Yikes
- Yikes
It do be coming...
a man with long hair and a beard is standing in the snow with the words `` winter is coming '' .
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is standing in the snow with the words `` winter is coming '' .
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January 29, 2026 at 2:18 AM
It do be coming...
Grandma in a gangbang.
Call her "cram-ma"...
Call her "cram-ma"...
January 29, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Grandma in a gangbang.
Call her "cram-ma"...
Call her "cram-ma"...
Before Marty Mcfly went back in time and altered the timeline, it was known as Twin Turbo Tax.
Now, it's just Turbo Tax.
Now, it's just Turbo Tax.
January 29, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Before Marty Mcfly went back in time and altered the timeline, it was known as Twin Turbo Tax.
Now, it's just Turbo Tax.
Now, it's just Turbo Tax.
Frozen slab of ice, next to my car.
Slipped side to side.
Did the Batusi, for neighbors to see.
Now off for cookies, and adventure, for me.
Slipped side to side.
Did the Batusi, for neighbors to see.
Now off for cookies, and adventure, for me.
January 28, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Frozen slab of ice, next to my car.
Slipped side to side.
Did the Batusi, for neighbors to see.
Now off for cookies, and adventure, for me.
Slipped side to side.
Did the Batusi, for neighbors to see.
Now off for cookies, and adventure, for me.
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I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
Left over broccoli, chopped ham, beans, ground beef/pork with cheese in a fried empanada/dumpling, or "round prince".
- yum
- yum
January 28, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Left over broccoli, chopped ham, beans, ground beef/pork with cheese in a fried empanada/dumpling, or "round prince".
- yum
- yum
Just got my decoder Fanning ring in the mail.
a little girl wearing sunglasses and a blue shirt looks sad
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January 28, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Just got my decoder Fanning ring in the mail.
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I hope everyone at his abuelita's church lets her know what a sellout piece of shit her grandson is.
January 28, 2026 at 5:04 PM
I hope everyone at his abuelita's church lets her know what a sellout piece of shit her grandson is.
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“If you raise your voice, I’ll erase your voice.”
January 28, 2026 at 1:47 AM
“If you raise your voice, I’ll erase your voice.”