Nearly Sentient NPC
@aoxxi.bsky.social
Observe and experiment. Welcome to my corner of the void.
Things Fred Trump probably said out loud to Donald, "Wrong kid died!"
December 1, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Things Fred Trump probably said out loud to Donald, "Wrong kid died!"
Found the Quill of Gemination. Didn't even know about that quest for the thieves guild. Much excite!
December 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Found the Quill of Gemination. Didn't even know about that quest for the thieves guild. Much excite!
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if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
let your demons in
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
let your demons in
Into the groove... She's tired of masturbating and wants to fuck.
It's a great song and all, just funny.
It's a great song and all, just funny.
December 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Into the groove... She's tired of masturbating and wants to fuck.
It's a great song and all, just funny.
It's a great song and all, just funny.
Churches - How Not to Drown is pretty great. Robert Smith sounds wonderful, as always. I love the beats. The guitar outtro is really nice, too. Lots of Cure DNA smeared all over the song.
December 1, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Churches - How Not to Drown is pretty great. Robert Smith sounds wonderful, as always. I love the beats. The guitar outtro is really nice, too. Lots of Cure DNA smeared all over the song.
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My impulse control just quit me today via a strongly-worded sticky note.
Its replacement is a carnival announcer who keeps yelling, "Step right up and see what this idiot does now!"
Its replacement is a carnival announcer who keeps yelling, "Step right up and see what this idiot does now!"
November 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM
My impulse control just quit me today via a strongly-worded sticky note.
Its replacement is a carnival announcer who keeps yelling, "Step right up and see what this idiot does now!"
Its replacement is a carnival announcer who keeps yelling, "Step right up and see what this idiot does now!"
Took the feral nine year old for a walk to Brookshire's. I found 1.50 in my shorts, so I told her she could have some candy.
It was chilly, but otherwise very pleasant.
It was chilly, but otherwise very pleasant.
November 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Took the feral nine year old for a walk to Brookshire's. I found 1.50 in my shorts, so I told her she could have some candy.
It was chilly, but otherwise very pleasant.
It was chilly, but otherwise very pleasant.
Got a new Geek Bar.
The Extre Bars I've been getting... They're doppelgangers.
Confused.
This one is blackberry blast.
Not a fan.
The Extre Bars I've been getting... They're doppelgangers.
Confused.
This one is blackberry blast.
Not a fan.
November 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Got a new Geek Bar.
The Extre Bars I've been getting... They're doppelgangers.
Confused.
This one is blackberry blast.
Not a fan.
The Extre Bars I've been getting... They're doppelgangers.
Confused.
This one is blackberry blast.
Not a fan.
A sea lion once stole my wallet. He pick pocketed me. Later, he had the balls to ask me for some spare change, to buy some fish.
Ass.
Ass.
November 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
A sea lion once stole my wallet. He pick pocketed me. Later, he had the balls to ask me for some spare change, to buy some fish.
Ass.
Ass.
I lived in Oklahoma when White Town's Your Woman came out. The local radio station played a twangy country cover, as a joke. I've never been able to find it.
It just lives in my head rent free, like a ghost haunting my memories...
It just lives in my head rent free, like a ghost haunting my memories...
November 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I lived in Oklahoma when White Town's Your Woman came out. The local radio station played a twangy country cover, as a joke. I've never been able to find it.
It just lives in my head rent free, like a ghost haunting my memories...
It just lives in my head rent free, like a ghost haunting my memories...
Myna bird?! No. I can share. Oura bird...
November 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Myna bird?! No. I can share. Oura bird...
Giganticus is hoarding chocolate chip cookies. I found them. He crushed them...
November 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Giganticus is hoarding chocolate chip cookies. I found them. He crushed them...
That episode of Blippi where Mika helps ween Blippi off of meth. Gripping.
November 30, 2025 at 8:40 PM
That episode of Blippi where Mika helps ween Blippi off of meth. Gripping.
He used the 'r' word... This guy's a fucking menace.
November 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
He used the 'r' word... This guy's a fucking menace.
My brain yelled at me, a few days ago, for making ground turkey tacos just days before we made turkey.
Jokes on you, brain, I used IT AND left over turkey to make this shepherd's pie!!!
It's de-fucking-licious, tm.
Jokes on you, brain, I used IT AND left over turkey to make this shepherd's pie!!!
It's de-fucking-licious, tm.
November 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
My brain yelled at me, a few days ago, for making ground turkey tacos just days before we made turkey.
Jokes on you, brain, I used IT AND left over turkey to make this shepherd's pie!!!
It's de-fucking-licious, tm.
Jokes on you, brain, I used IT AND left over turkey to make this shepherd's pie!!!
It's de-fucking-licious, tm.
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Some days when things aren't going so good and I feel like my life is void of any meaning or purpose I go on social media so I don't feel alone....
November 30, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Some days when things aren't going so good and I feel like my life is void of any meaning or purpose I go on social media so I don't feel alone....
Running low on eggs, budget constraints. I really want to make the discounted Halloween cupcakes.
*Looks at box
"Use a half a cup of yogurt instead."
Problem solved!
*Looks at box
"Use a half a cup of yogurt instead."
Problem solved!
a woman in a floral dress is standing in front of a door and says halleluyer .
ALT: a woman in a floral dress is standing in front of a door and says halleluyer .
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November 30, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Running low on eggs, budget constraints. I really want to make the discounted Halloween cupcakes.
*Looks at box
"Use a half a cup of yogurt instead."
Problem solved!
*Looks at box
"Use a half a cup of yogurt instead."
Problem solved!
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BASH: He called your governor 'retarded'
KLOBUCHAR: These words shouldn't even be repeated by anyone, much less a president of the United States
KLOBUCHAR: These words shouldn't even be repeated by anyone, much less a president of the United States
November 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
BASH: He called your governor 'retarded'
KLOBUCHAR: These words shouldn't even be repeated by anyone, much less a president of the United States
KLOBUCHAR: These words shouldn't even be repeated by anyone, much less a president of the United States
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Giganticus is too big for his basinett, but he still asks to be placed in it. He says it so clearly, caught me off guard, lol.
November 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Giganticus is too big for his basinett, but he still asks to be placed in it. He says it so clearly, caught me off guard, lol.
Reconfigured the couch and mattress to accommodate the xmas tree.
Giganticus is busy exploring the new configuration with glee.
I'm already seeing him topple said tree a million ways in my head.
The 40 inch tv is miniscule, like the French cartoon which shares the name. It's about cgi spiders.
Giganticus is busy exploring the new configuration with glee.
I'm already seeing him topple said tree a million ways in my head.
The 40 inch tv is miniscule, like the French cartoon which shares the name. It's about cgi spiders.
November 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Reconfigured the couch and mattress to accommodate the xmas tree.
Giganticus is busy exploring the new configuration with glee.
I'm already seeing him topple said tree a million ways in my head.
The 40 inch tv is miniscule, like the French cartoon which shares the name. It's about cgi spiders.
Giganticus is busy exploring the new configuration with glee.
I'm already seeing him topple said tree a million ways in my head.
The 40 inch tv is miniscule, like the French cartoon which shares the name. It's about cgi spiders.
"I take my cars to get washed at Sewell, not because they're particularly dirty, but because it's like going to see family..."
Shut... The... Fuck... Up!
#Sewell
Shut... The... Fuck... Up!
#Sewell
November 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
"I take my cars to get washed at Sewell, not because they're particularly dirty, but because it's like going to see family..."
Shut... The... Fuck... Up!
#Sewell
Shut... The... Fuck... Up!
#Sewell
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They are blowing up boats for drug trafficking.
Then he is pardoning a drug trafficker.
Illogical.
Then he is pardoning a drug trafficker.
Illogical.
November 29, 2025 at 7:30 AM
They are blowing up boats for drug trafficking.
Then he is pardoning a drug trafficker.
Illogical.
Then he is pardoning a drug trafficker.
Illogical.
I'm addicted to sugar.
a man in a cowboy hat is hugging another man in a fur coat .
ALT: a man in a cowboy hat is hugging another man in a fur coat .
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November 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I'm addicted to sugar.
My wife: "We can do this, this, this AND this! Then, we can hang up Xmas lights!"
Me: "It feels like you completely forget I'm painfully disabled..."
Wife stares in "crushed"
Me: "It feels like you completely forget I'm painfully disabled..."
Wife stares in "crushed"
a black and white dog with a red bow tie is standing in front of a woman in a red dress .
ALT: a black and white dog with a red bow tie is standing in front of a woman in a red dress .
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November 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
My wife: "We can do this, this, this AND this! Then, we can hang up Xmas lights!"
Me: "It feels like you completely forget I'm painfully disabled..."
Wife stares in "crushed"
Me: "It feels like you completely forget I'm painfully disabled..."
Wife stares in "crushed"