Nearly Sentient NPC
@aoxxi.bsky.social
Observe and experiment. Welcome to my corner of the void.
My brain yelled at me, a few days ago, for making ground turkey tacos just days before we made turkey.
Jokes on you, brain, I used IT AND left over turkey to make this shepherd's pie!!!
It's de-fucking-licious, tm.
Jokes on you, brain, I used IT AND left over turkey to make this shepherd's pie!!!
It's de-fucking-licious, tm.
November 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
My brain yelled at me, a few days ago, for making ground turkey tacos just days before we made turkey.
Jokes on you, brain, I used IT AND left over turkey to make this shepherd's pie!!!
It's de-fucking-licious, tm.
Jokes on you, brain, I used IT AND left over turkey to make this shepherd's pie!!!
It's de-fucking-licious, tm.
Had to postpone pizza friday to stay within budget, thanks, thanksgiving and Mazda.
But then I remembered, We have pepperoni and block cheese, for the thanksgiving charcuterie board we had. So, I made a pizza for everyone! It's pretty good too!
But then I remembered, We have pepperoni and block cheese, for the thanksgiving charcuterie board we had. So, I made a pizza for everyone! It's pretty good too!
November 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Had to postpone pizza friday to stay within budget, thanks, thanksgiving and Mazda.
But then I remembered, We have pepperoni and block cheese, for the thanksgiving charcuterie board we had. So, I made a pizza for everyone! It's pretty good too!
But then I remembered, We have pepperoni and block cheese, for the thanksgiving charcuterie board we had. So, I made a pizza for everyone! It's pretty good too!
Any time I have a milk shake and my stomach reminds me that it can't handle the dairy...
November 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Any time I have a milk shake and my stomach reminds me that it can't handle the dairy...
Happy Easter!!!
A bit soon.
A bit soon.
November 20, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Happy Easter!!!
A bit soon.
A bit soon.
The McDonald's chef when I ask if their ice cream machine is broken...
November 18, 2025 at 6:01 AM
The McDonald's chef when I ask if their ice cream machine is broken...
Salvador Dale...
November 16, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Salvador Dale...
When that turd that refuses to flush looks up at you defiantly.
November 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
When that turd that refuses to flush looks up at you defiantly.
Count Shakaarula, First Minister of Bajor and Transylvania.
November 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Count Shakaarula, First Minister of Bajor and Transylvania.
Onto 'Paradise Lost' on my rewatch. I love how often they recycle actors.
Also, president Inyo is portrayed by Herschel Sparber, who was the big guy from Birdcage who beats up Robin Williams. LOL!
Tough gazongas!
Also, president Inyo is portrayed by Herschel Sparber, who was the big guy from Birdcage who beats up Robin Williams. LOL!
Tough gazongas!
November 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Onto 'Paradise Lost' on my rewatch. I love how often they recycle actors.
Also, president Inyo is portrayed by Herschel Sparber, who was the big guy from Birdcage who beats up Robin Williams. LOL!
Tough gazongas!
Also, president Inyo is portrayed by Herschel Sparber, who was the big guy from Birdcage who beats up Robin Williams. LOL!
Tough gazongas!
Nog: "This American actor, Brock Peters, he looks an awful lot like Admiral Cartwright... AND Capt. Sisko's father... Which is bizarre, because this other hyumahn, Gabriel Bell, looks exactly like Captain Sisko..."
Quark: "All Hyumahns look alike..."
Quark: "All Hyumahns look alike..."
November 14, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Nog: "This American actor, Brock Peters, he looks an awful lot like Admiral Cartwright... AND Capt. Sisko's father... Which is bizarre, because this other hyumahn, Gabriel Bell, looks exactly like Captain Sisko..."
Quark: "All Hyumahns look alike..."
Quark: "All Hyumahns look alike..."
Trump spraying al-Sharaa gives off Trading Places vibes...
November 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Trump spraying al-Sharaa gives off Trading Places vibes...
You're supposed to FEED the needy? Who would've thunk it?...
November 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
You're supposed to FEED the needy? Who would've thunk it?...
It's a beautiful moment... When they replay this at the series finale, with Vic Fontaine singing... I leak from my eye holes.
November 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
It's a beautiful moment... When they replay this at the series finale, with Vic Fontaine singing... I leak from my eye holes.
Me, when I hear rustling in the woods behind my fence.
November 4, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Me, when I hear rustling in the woods behind my fence.
'May this email find you well'
How the email finds me....
How the email finds me....
November 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
'May this email find you well'
How the email finds me....
How the email finds me....
"It's all in jest. I'm a jester..."
Jester in question...
*Alt text, it's a dancing jester, red leather, black hat, pointy, gold bands, gold buttons, he's pale. Cicero, from Skyrim.
It refuses to allow alt text.
I tried, y'all.
Jester in question...
*Alt text, it's a dancing jester, red leather, black hat, pointy, gold bands, gold buttons, he's pale. Cicero, from Skyrim.
It refuses to allow alt text.
I tried, y'all.
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
"It's all in jest. I'm a jester..."
Jester in question...
*Alt text, it's a dancing jester, red leather, black hat, pointy, gold bands, gold buttons, he's pale. Cicero, from Skyrim.
It refuses to allow alt text.
I tried, y'all.
Jester in question...
*Alt text, it's a dancing jester, red leather, black hat, pointy, gold bands, gold buttons, he's pale. Cicero, from Skyrim.
It refuses to allow alt text.
I tried, y'all.
Cute, and colorful.
November 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Cute, and colorful.
Post trunk or treat burgers!
There was... Religion involved, but we did not catch fire... Unlike the burgers.
They're tasty!
There was... Religion involved, but we did not catch fire... Unlike the burgers.
They're tasty!
November 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Post trunk or treat burgers!
There was... Religion involved, but we did not catch fire... Unlike the burgers.
They're tasty!
There was... Religion involved, but we did not catch fire... Unlike the burgers.
They're tasty!
A pic of my family. I magic erased them, for security reasons. The Chupacabra vowed revenge.
November 1, 2025 at 3:28 AM
A pic of my family. I magic erased them, for security reasons. The Chupacabra vowed revenge.
There's an additional shadow... I'm scared.
November 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM
There's an additional shadow... I'm scared.
Clarence Planté is now a mommy!!!
October 31, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Clarence Planté is now a mommy!!!
Mega Cookie 3: Revenge of the Diabeetus
October 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Mega Cookie 3: Revenge of the Diabeetus