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Pragmatic progressive. Queer. Nintendo fanatic. Schnauzers. Reading. Cooking. LEGO. Traveling.
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It was a year ago today that Maggie Mae I, aka Maggot, passed away. Though she was old and we knew the time was coming it was still very hard on us. But time has helped to heal the sadness and now we can look back on our time with her with happiness and much love. ♥️
Chuck Schumer could assassinate Trump and end this now. But AIPAC!
"Chuck Schumer could call for a national general strike"

"Chuck Schumer could raise a private army"

People are so fucking delusional it hurts.
Chuck schumer could call for a national general strike for a certain day, or create their own squadron of thugs with guns to fight these thugs with guns, but hes too busy glazing israel.
February 7, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Sisters.
February 7, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Watched the new Muppet Show tonight and liked it well enough. Kermit’s voice still doesn’t sound right to me, especially when singing.
February 6, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Early voting starts today across Oklahoma ahead of next Tuesday’s elections. Check the portal to see if you’ve got something for which to vote. Odds are there is.

okvoterportal.okelections.gov
Home Page - OKVoterPortal
okvoterportal.okelections.gov
February 5, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Notice how the GOP still controls all the branches of government. ICE won’t be defunded anytime soon and I bet this MFer will blame Democrats soon.
Now that most of the country wants to abolish ICE, get ready for the goalposts to shift, so that abolish ICE becomes "reform ICE" as we get closer to the election. We have to continue pressure to make sure we really mean abolish, when we say it, otherwise we will be sold out.
February 3, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Look at this mess.
February 3, 2026 at 9:55 PM
The sushi place a couple of blocks from my house named this roll after me, the Sexy Roll. True story. 😛
February 3, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Just spent the last 2 1/2 hours with my mother at her memory doctor’s appointment. I’m now going to have a VERY boozy lunch. 🍺
February 3, 2026 at 7:35 PM
And just like that winter was over…
February 3, 2026 at 4:48 PM
They’ll be saying “Killer Kamala” on their death beds… 😂
She supports Israel.

Anyone cool with genocide can’t be a part of govt.
February 3, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Piss on this guy.
February 2, 2026 at 5:42 PM
I haven’t seen “Lady Graham” used around here in some time. I thought maybe it had finally been squashed.

People who equate gay men to women are homophobic or transphobic trash.
February 2, 2026 at 2:29 PM
The good guys win tonight over the Butt Nuggets! 😛
February 2, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Leftists snots tell me all the time that leaders Schumer and Jeffries are the leaders and face of the Democratic Party. So I’d like to be the first to congratulate both leaders on helping to secure that big electoral win in Texas last night!! 😏
February 1, 2026 at 3:59 PM
@stower.bsky.social is that why you didn’t vote for Vice President Harris?
I think it is an obviously relevant credibility issue that basically the entire democratic establishment lied to everyone in the country about Biden's capacity. Anyone running in 2028 should be able to say they weren't part of that charade.
January 31, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Impeach them all, even Democrats! 🥴
January 31, 2026 at 6:10 PM
This guy doesn’t get laid.
To be clear: the correct analogue of american fascism tools is israel
January 31, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Jaundice would be a good name for this little man.
Danny just text me this… 👀
January 31, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Danny just text me this… 👀
January 31, 2026 at 1:39 AM
I made a now deleted whine post the other night about how none of my friends were willing to go to Dallas with me to see Echo and the Bunnymen for my birthday this spring. Well piss on them, I bought a ticket anyway. I’m tired of missing out on shit because people don’t want to go with me. 🤷‍♂️
January 31, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Mildly interesting: my orange watch turns yellow under the neighborhood bar’s lighting.
January 30, 2026 at 11:18 PM
My brother in law found my husband’s old high school class ring and gave it to him for Christmas. I was surprised there wasn’t a piano on it.

I never had a class ring, I asked for a top loading 5 CD player instead. I chose poorly.
January 29, 2026 at 7:57 AM
Pika pika! My husband won’t say so, but he’s probably embarrassed I wore this hat out in public.

I also got some of those new progressive contacts lenses. I can’t see shit BTW.
January 28, 2026 at 11:57 PM
When people meet Lola for the first time they almost always say, “like the showgirl?!” I have to correct them that she’s named after the Lola in a club down in old Soho. 😏
January 28, 2026 at 8:53 PM
The biggest threat to democracy in America is voters.
January 28, 2026 at 4:41 PM