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Pragmatic progressive. Queer. Nintendo fanatic. Schnauzers. Reading. Cooking. LEGO. Traveling. I do what I want!
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· Jan 18
It was a year ago today that Maggie Mae I, aka Maggot, passed away. Though she was old and we knew the time was coming it was still very hard on us. But time has helped to heal the sadness and now we can look back on our time with her with happiness and much love. ♥️
“P.S. I farted on the meat!”
- Mars Sazerac, Bob’s Burgers, Season 4, Episode 10
- Mars Sazerac, Bob’s Burgers, Season 4, Episode 10
November 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
“P.S. I farted on the meat!”
- Mars Sazerac, Bob’s Burgers, Season 4, Episode 10
- Mars Sazerac, Bob’s Burgers, Season 4, Episode 10
Fuck this piece of shit.
I was one of the White Dudes for Harris. We raised roughly $6,000,000 and got a lot of men excited to vote for Kamala Harris.
But as we know - there was not enough time to be successful.
And in fact - we lost ground with black and Latino men as well.
But as we know - there was not enough time to be successful.
And in fact - we lost ground with black and Latino men as well.
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Fuck this piece of shit.
51 years ago today Karen Silkwood died/was murdered. We drive on that road and by that old facility often.
November 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
51 years ago today Karen Silkwood died/was murdered. We drive on that road and by that old facility often.
Does anyone remember when the Lakers were worth a shit? Like 12 years ago?
November 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Does anyone remember when the Lakers were worth a shit? Like 12 years ago?
For some reason I thought next Thursday was Thanksgiving. I started thawing a turkey last night. FFS 🥴😒🙄
November 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
For some reason I thought next Thursday was Thanksgiving. I started thawing a turkey last night. FFS 🥴😒🙄
Good morning friends!
November 13, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Good morning friends!
Midtown is getting ready for xmas.
November 13, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Midtown is getting ready for xmas.
Read any good emails lately?
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Read any good emails lately?
I’ve put up Maggot’s stocking twice now since she died. I probably always will every year.
November 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I’ve put up Maggot’s stocking twice now since she died. I probably always will every year.
Freeze it and sell it on the black market in a month or two. Double your money!
beef chuck roasts were on sale for $4 a pound which is cheaper than any beef ive seen in a long time
now i gotta decide between shredded beef tacos or doing a pot roast
i want tacos but i think the roast will go further if i do a pot roast and serve w mashed taters
what would you do with it?
now i gotta decide between shredded beef tacos or doing a pot roast
i want tacos but i think the roast will go further if i do a pot roast and serve w mashed taters
what would you do with it?
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Freeze it and sell it on the black market in a month or two. Double your money!
Bark softly but carry a big stick.
November 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Bark softly but carry a big stick.
The fuck?? Also 10 mutuals with this thing.
Frankly, I’m now wondering if even Schumer is in the Epstein files.
November 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The fuck?? Also 10 mutuals with this thing.
Y’all, I caught that little mouse today. But only his leg was caught in the trap! I’m not going to say what I had to do next but I think I’m traumatized. For life. 😫
I spied a little mouse the other day scurrying through the kitchen. With the cooling weather in a 100+ year old house, we get them from time to time.
He’s so tiny I had half a mind to live and let live but then the bastard got into my brand new giant bag of spicy pickle Cheetos! Now it’s war. 🪤
He’s so tiny I had half a mind to live and let live but then the bastard got into my brand new giant bag of spicy pickle Cheetos! Now it’s war. 🪤
November 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Y’all, I caught that little mouse today. But only his leg was caught in the trap! I’m not going to say what I had to do next but I think I’m traumatized. For life. 😫
I’m not sure why the Cowgirls are playing an 11AM game on a Tuesday but I’m happy to watch! Why aren’t they in class?!
November 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I’m not sure why the Cowgirls are playing an 11AM game on a Tuesday but I’m happy to watch! Why aren’t they in class?!
793,000 impressions. FFS. 🙄
November 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
793,000 impressions. FFS. 🙄
Damn, all I said was voters were responsible for their shitty votes! Somehow that makes me a “genocide denier,” “blue MAGA,” and a poster of “misinformation!” 😂😂😂
November 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Damn, all I said was voters were responsible for their shitty votes! Somehow that makes me a “genocide denier,” “blue MAGA,” and a poster of “misinformation!” 😂😂😂
Beware: you cannot be pragmatic or progressive if you’re wiling to criticize voters on how they vote.
Remove 'pragmatic' from your bio.
November 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Beware: you cannot be pragmatic or progressive if you’re wiling to criticize voters on how they vote.
Unpopular opinion around here:
Republicans are responsible for the ACA subsidies being allowed to sunset.
Republicans are responsible for the ACA subsidies being allowed to sunset.
November 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Unpopular opinion around here:
Republicans are responsible for the ACA subsidies being allowed to sunset.
Republicans are responsible for the ACA subsidies being allowed to sunset.
I blame Bernard Sanders the most. His career should be over.
I assume Schumer knows this is the end of his political career?
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I blame Bernard Sanders the most. His career should be over.
I have a friend who works for the FAA who had to sell their Christmas tree today.
November 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I have a friend who works for the FAA who had to sell their Christmas tree today.
I hate this slag.
Any Democrat who "trusts" notoriously deceitful Republicans to keep their word on an ACA vote deal is too naive/stupid to be in office.
Let's fix that next time they are up for election. #PrimaryTheIdiots
Let's fix that next time they are up for election. #PrimaryTheIdiots
November 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I hate this slag.
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You know what I'm not doing? Freaking out.
You know what I'm not doing? Reflexively attacking Schumer.
You know what I'm not doing? Being online and engaging in spittle flecked rage.
No, we can't keep this shutdown into 2027. We won't have a fucking country.
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You know what I'm not doing? Reflexively attacking Schumer.
You know what I'm not doing? Being online and engaging in spittle flecked rage.
No, we can't keep this shutdown into 2027. We won't have a fucking country.
1/3
November 9, 2025 at 11:46 PM
You know what I'm not doing? Freaking out.
You know what I'm not doing? Reflexively attacking Schumer.
You know what I'm not doing? Being online and engaging in spittle flecked rage.
No, we can't keep this shutdown into 2027. We won't have a fucking country.
1/3
You know what I'm not doing? Reflexively attacking Schumer.
You know what I'm not doing? Being online and engaging in spittle flecked rage.
No, we can't keep this shutdown into 2027. We won't have a fucking country.
1/3