renaissancecowboy
@kazooinks.bsky.social
Artist. Writer. Dog and Horse Enthusiast. Doing my best.
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picking my favourite flavour tums out of the bottle like they're froot loops
December 18, 2025 at 4:44 AM
picking my favourite flavour tums out of the bottle like they're froot loops
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my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
December 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
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So, that was November. I hope you all got the most out of it because you’re not getting another one for another 11 months.
December 1, 2025 at 2:55 AM
So, that was November. I hope you all got the most out of it because you’re not getting another one for another 11 months.
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[walking through costco with a turkey] look it’s purely ceremonial, she means nothing to me
the rotisserie chickens: just leave
the rotisserie chickens: just leave
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
[walking through costco with a turkey] look it’s purely ceremonial, she means nothing to me
the rotisserie chickens: just leave
the rotisserie chickens: just leave
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now that you're 30 you should develop a favorite kind of yogurt and breakfast grain. How do you like your oats?
November 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
now that you're 30 you should develop a favorite kind of yogurt and breakfast grain. How do you like your oats?
Had an excellent view of the northern lights
November 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Had an excellent view of the northern lights
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many are saying canceling everyone's flights and food benefits right before the Traveling & Eating Holiday is a good move, politically
BREAKING: The US FAA has said thst it is cutting flight capacity by 10% at multiple airports across the USA while the federal government still is shutdown
November 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
many are saying canceling everyone's flights and food benefits right before the Traveling & Eating Holiday is a good move, politically
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Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.
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They're going to change the clocks this weekend and the president is powerless to stop it. Because he's weak and a loser. That's what they're saying sir
October 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
They're going to change the clocks this weekend and the president is powerless to stop it. Because he's weak and a loser. That's what they're saying sir
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this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
October 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
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I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak
October 22, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak
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the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
October 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
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FFS, it's not rocket science. The real problem is that they want people to have less than them so that they can lord it over them and feel validated for their hatred.
October 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
FFS, it's not rocket science. The real problem is that they want people to have less than them so that they can lord it over them and feel validated for their hatred.
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Pilot: (on intercom) There are no air traffic controllers today so everybody look out the window and holler if you see another plane
October 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Pilot: (on intercom) There are no air traffic controllers today so everybody look out the window and holler if you see another plane
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It’s boiling in October because you’re using ChatGPT to write your emails, Janice.
October 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
It’s boiling in October because you’re using ChatGPT to write your emails, Janice.
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Pro-tip: the people zip-tying kids or shoving the elderly down stairs are never the good guys.
October 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Pro-tip: the people zip-tying kids or shoving the elderly down stairs are never the good guys.
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history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed
student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism
teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism
teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
October 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed
student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism
teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism
teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
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My painting AUTUMN BARN
October 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
My painting AUTUMN BARN
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Y’all failed an open book test and now are surprised it effects your grade.
September 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Y’all failed an open book test and now are surprised it effects your grade.
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Not voting for Kamala is your right. But saying both candidates were the same is a lie and everyone knows its a lie.
September 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Not voting for Kamala is your right. But saying both candidates were the same is a lie and everyone knows its a lie.
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the climate's probably just changing for attention
September 29, 2025 at 9:51 AM
the climate's probably just changing for attention
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Trump's America
September 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Trump's America
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Update from Portland: supplies running low. Please send fig jam and artisanal cheeses. For the jam, prefer GF, vegan, small batch, processed by a guy named River, who only stirs it during Mercury retrograde.
September 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Update from Portland: supplies running low. Please send fig jam and artisanal cheeses. For the jam, prefer GF, vegan, small batch, processed by a guy named River, who only stirs it during Mercury retrograde.
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the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is
- more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week)
- more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages)
- more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)
- more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week)
- more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages)
- more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)
September 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is
- more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week)
- more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages)
- more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)
- more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week)
- more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages)
- more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)