Kat 💥
@katstark.bsky.social
Liberal leftie UK geek, sci fi, fantasy, gaming, reading, wrestling, 40k, gardening when i remember. Described as "frighteningly northern". Unfunny miseryguts. I swear too much. She/her.
Child not finishing her breakfast:
"I'm full mummy, i can't eat anymore"
Child 30 seconds later:
"I'm so huuuuuuungry, my tummy hurts, i need biscuits!"
I think i need the aid of Poirot to solve this 🤔
"I'm full mummy, i can't eat anymore"
Child 30 seconds later:
"I'm so huuuuuuungry, my tummy hurts, i need biscuits!"
I think i need the aid of Poirot to solve this 🤔
November 11, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Child not finishing her breakfast:
"I'm full mummy, i can't eat anymore"
Child 30 seconds later:
"I'm so huuuuuuungry, my tummy hurts, i need biscuits!"
I think i need the aid of Poirot to solve this 🤔
"I'm full mummy, i can't eat anymore"
Child 30 seconds later:
"I'm so huuuuuuungry, my tummy hurts, i need biscuits!"
I think i need the aid of Poirot to solve this 🤔
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This is the most deranged situation. We are literally being kicked about by fake-newsers threatening to bankrupt our own public service broadcaster, to shield an insurrectionist from a reality that he can’t accept.
November 11, 2025 at 8:51 AM
This is the most deranged situation. We are literally being kicked about by fake-newsers threatening to bankrupt our own public service broadcaster, to shield an insurrectionist from a reality that he can’t accept.
Totally missed this, why on earth is she proud of this?! Why aren't the others telling her what a shit thing this is?
Emily Maitlis admitting she worked at the bbc to try and get healthcare for trans people shut down
November 11, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Totally missed this, why on earth is she proud of this?! Why aren't the others telling her what a shit thing this is?
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Something very beautiful about an octogenarian novelist making Elon Musk sob his broken little guts out
November 11, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Something very beautiful about an octogenarian novelist making Elon Musk sob his broken little guts out
Is this American trolling us?
Could someone explain to me what is meant when a British person refers to "the middle class" ? Like, in the US, as I hear it, it basically just means a person who makes a certain amount of money, not too far below and not wildly above the median. Seems like a complex concept when UK writers use it?
November 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Is this American trolling us?
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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In November 1996, the classic Simpsons episode 'You Only Move Twice' aired, where Homer, a poorly educated white American male, cluelessly helps his evil tech billionaire employer destroy American democracy
It's lucky this wasn't one of those times the Simpsons predicted the future. That'd be awful
It's lucky this wasn't one of those times the Simpsons predicted the future. That'd be awful
a man with a beard is holding a flamethrower in his hands
ALT: a man with a beard is holding a flamethrower in his hands
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:03 AM
In November 1996, the classic Simpsons episode 'You Only Move Twice' aired, where Homer, a poorly educated white American male, cluelessly helps his evil tech billionaire employer destroy American democracy
It's lucky this wasn't one of those times the Simpsons predicted the future. That'd be awful
It's lucky this wasn't one of those times the Simpsons predicted the future. That'd be awful
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Mamdani is going to implement Shar Law. Everyone will have to bow down to the Mistress of the Night, the Lady of Loss, and devote themselves to bringing about a darkness that will smother her hated foe and sister Selûne
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
Mamdani is going to implement Shari Lewis law.
Everyone will be required to stick their fist up a lamb's a
Excuse me, there's someone at the door.
Everyone will be required to stick their fist up a lamb's a
Excuse me, there's someone at the door.
November 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Shar Law. Everyone will have to bow down to the Mistress of the Night, the Lady of Loss, and devote themselves to bringing about a darkness that will smother her hated foe and sister Selûne
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50 year mortgage is so crazy. to put it in perspective, 2016 was 50 years ago
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 AM
50 year mortgage is so crazy. to put it in perspective, 2016 was 50 years ago
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Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
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If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
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RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible
November 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible
Is he meant to be looking embarrassed by this? On her own post?
November 6, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Is he meant to be looking embarrassed by this? On her own post?
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I do find the american politics definition of "young" very comforting
Abigail Spanberger 46 years old.
Mikie Sherrill 53 years old.
Zohran Mamdani 34 years old.
Beginning to see a trend here?
Mikie Sherrill 53 years old.
Zohran Mamdani 34 years old.
Beginning to see a trend here?
November 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I do find the american politics definition of "young" very comforting
More proof that AEW are the good guys
May we never limit ourselves to the amount of Sickos holding public office. ❤️
@katmabu.bsky.social has shown more courage than almost any candidate currently serving. Let's make it at least three.
@katmabu.bsky.social has shown more courage than almost any candidate currently serving. Let's make it at least three.
November 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
More proof that AEW are the good guys
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I think it would be helpful today to remember the No. 1 rule of American political punditry: Nothing can *ever* be a good development for the Democratic Party.
November 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I think it would be helpful today to remember the No. 1 rule of American political punditry: Nothing can *ever* be a good development for the Democratic Party.
Fantastic headline, i have never seen so much cope 😆
November 6, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Fantastic headline, i have never seen so much cope 😆
I am the most awkward bloody person on earth
November 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I am the most awkward bloody person on earth
Oh nooooo 😬
I am not allowed to agree to do more things until I finish the things I have agreed to do 🫠
November 6, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Oh nooooo 😬
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November 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Omg have they put up Live Laugh Love wall decals?!
November 6, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Omg have they put up Live Laugh Love wall decals?!
Hang on, 11 was his age in 2002?!?!?!
we’re about to find out if loving SimCity makes you a better mayor
Mamdani was asked in 2002 by NY Mag what he wanted for Christmas and said SimCity 3000
Mamdani was asked in 2002 by NY Mag what he wanted for Christmas and said SimCity 3000
November 6, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Hang on, 11 was his age in 2002?!?!?!
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Politicians should probably get on Bluesky to get better in touch with the American electorate.
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Politicians should probably get on Bluesky to get better in touch with the American electorate.
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It's a lot easier to dismiss or rationalize it away when it's in a language you don't know. But when the Woke Pope™ tells you you're wrong in English, with no subtitles required, that must be much, much harder for right-wing Americans to take.
November 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
It's a lot easier to dismiss or rationalize it away when it's in a language you don't know. But when the Woke Pope™ tells you you're wrong in English, with no subtitles required, that must be much, much harder for right-wing Americans to take.
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This is an incredible collection of words to read in the voice of Captain Janeway, ebullient!
I must convey my ebullient congratulations to and my extraordinary pride in election winners Abigail Spanberger and Mikie Sherrill - two new female Democratic governors! An incredible accomplishment. 🙌🏻
Many congrats as well to NYC's new mayor, Zohran Mamdani - an impressive win.
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Many congrats as well to NYC's new mayor, Zohran Mamdani - an impressive win.
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November 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
This is an incredible collection of words to read in the voice of Captain Janeway, ebullient!