Musk: i reada da frankenstein
Mary Shelley: motherfucker
Shelley: you better not get this one wrong
Shelley: i literally could not spell it out any more obviously
Mus: itsa about how meddling in da domain ova god is good!
Shelley: MOTHER
Shelley: FUCKER

James Bond is rescued from Hell by Kratos

The next great depression will manifest as a series of struggle meals viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer to what you’re currently eating until you’re the one filming it.

Just booze

And the chocolate out of your biscuit!

Eh i wouldn't give them the benefit of the doubt on that. I'm pretty privileged, but i'm not bloody blind

Really feel like it's an "another one bites the dust" situation

Mysterious, isn't it?

Yeah that's pretty close to what i was thinking

Being on-message often makes you unlikeable because you sound repetitive. Being likeable often makes you not on-message because you're saying too many things (even if they're all fine and popular), or you're saying the same thing in a different way and some of those ways won't be as good.

Good point, carry on

Have you slept? 🤔

This is the most deranged situation. We are literally being kicked about by fake-newsers threatening to bankrupt our own public service broadcaster, to shield an insurrectionist from a reality that he can’t accept.

I'm avoiding listening to it