Katie Burgess
@katieburgess.bsky.social
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Katie Burgess Look, obviously you can’t just go around shooting gas station clerks. Or shooting anyone, for that matter. But Dustin’s my friend, plus I have to wonder how much he was affected by th…
pitheadchapel.com
I have a new story in @pitheadchapel.bsky.social , entitled "Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog." There are no dogs in it.
pitheadchapel.com/dog-dog-dog/
pitheadchapel.com/dog-dog-dog/
And check out this beautiful & beautifully disturbing prose poem by @bettysueblue.bsky.social
in @pitheadchapel.bsky.social :
pitheadchapel.com/xi/
in @pitheadchapel.bsky.social :
pitheadchapel.com/xi/
XI
Beth Gilstrap There is news along the Ohio River: Some days she has no idea why she moved here to live alone in a house built when her Mee-maw was still sweeping the speck of yard out front of mill…
pitheadchapel.com
October 2, 2025 at 1:33 PM
And check out this beautiful & beautifully disturbing prose poem by @bettysueblue.bsky.social
in @pitheadchapel.bsky.social :
pitheadchapel.com/xi/
in @pitheadchapel.bsky.social :
pitheadchapel.com/xi/
Also in the new @pitheadchapel.bsky.social -- this great story by @bizzycoy.bsky.social:
pitheadchapel.com/any-mans-bet...
Such a wonderfully weird setting, would especially recommend to fans of Kevin Wilson
pitheadchapel.com/any-mans-bet...
Such a wonderfully weird setting, would especially recommend to fans of Kevin Wilson
Any Man’s Better Than No Man at All
Bizzy Coy She couldn’t see the sign. Had it been stolen? Impossible. She pulled her mothy hair into a kerchief and put on her glasses and went outside. The sign was still there, its hinges creaking…
pitheadchapel.com
October 2, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Also in the new @pitheadchapel.bsky.social -- this great story by @bizzycoy.bsky.social:
pitheadchapel.com/any-mans-bet...
Such a wonderfully weird setting, would especially recommend to fans of Kevin Wilson
pitheadchapel.com/any-mans-bet...
Such a wonderfully weird setting, would especially recommend to fans of Kevin Wilson
I have a new story in @pitheadchapel.bsky.social , entitled "Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog." There are no dogs in it.
pitheadchapel.com/dog-dog-dog/
pitheadchapel.com/dog-dog-dog/
Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog
Katie Burgess Look, obviously you can’t just go around shooting gas station clerks. Or shooting anyone, for that matter. But Dustin’s my friend, plus I have to wonder how much he was affected by th…
pitheadchapel.com
October 1, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I have a new story in @pitheadchapel.bsky.social , entitled "Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog." There are no dogs in it.
pitheadchapel.com/dog-dog-dog/
pitheadchapel.com/dog-dog-dog/
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The October issue is live! Read here: pitheadchapel.com/volume-14-issue-10/
Words:
@bizzycoy.bsky.social
@katieburgess.bsky.social
@johnwaddy.bsky.social
JEFFREY FEINGOLD
SARAH HARLEY
ELIZABETH HASHIMURA
BETH GILSTRAP
SARP SOZDINLER
YASHASVI VACHHANI
Art:
NATALIE NEE
Words:
@bizzycoy.bsky.social
@katieburgess.bsky.social
@johnwaddy.bsky.social
JEFFREY FEINGOLD
SARAH HARLEY
ELIZABETH HASHIMURA
BETH GILSTRAP
SARP SOZDINLER
YASHASVI VACHHANI
Art:
NATALIE NEE
Volume 14, Issue 10
COVER ART BY NATALIE NEE FICTION ANY MAN’S BETTER THAN NO MAN AT ALL BY BIZZY COY DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG BY KATIE BURGESS HIGH DESE…
pitheadchapel.com
October 1, 2025 at 12:46 PM
The October issue is live! Read here: pitheadchapel.com/volume-14-issue-10/
Words:
@bizzycoy.bsky.social
@katieburgess.bsky.social
@johnwaddy.bsky.social
JEFFREY FEINGOLD
SARAH HARLEY
ELIZABETH HASHIMURA
BETH GILSTRAP
SARP SOZDINLER
YASHASVI VACHHANI
Art:
NATALIE NEE
Words:
@bizzycoy.bsky.social
@katieburgess.bsky.social
@johnwaddy.bsky.social
JEFFREY FEINGOLD
SARAH HARLEY
ELIZABETH HASHIMURA
BETH GILSTRAP
SARP SOZDINLER
YASHASVI VACHHANI
Art:
NATALIE NEE
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James Dobson is dead, was a monster: defector.com/james-dobson...
James Dobson Is Dead, Was A Monster | Defector
James Dobson was a nasty dude. He liked to beat children and dogs with a belt and to rain misery and punishment on the vulnerable; we know all of this about him because he said as much in public,…
defector.com
August 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
James Dobson is dead, was a monster: defector.com/james-dobson...
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Nirvana's Nevermind cover but the baby is Baby Sinclair from the 90s sitcom Dinosaurs
As requested by Morgan
As requested by Morgan
August 13, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Nirvana's Nevermind cover but the baby is Baby Sinclair from the 90s sitcom Dinosaurs
As requested by Morgan
As requested by Morgan
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This is what integrity looks like.
July 18, 2025 at 3:19 AM
This is what integrity looks like.
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Today's self-care reminders:
- You deserve to go in the bog
- Nobody can stop you from going in the bog
- The bog is where you belong
- You deserve to go in the bog
- Nobody can stop you from going in the bog
- The bog is where you belong
July 15, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Today's self-care reminders:
- You deserve to go in the bog
- Nobody can stop you from going in the bog
- The bog is where you belong
- You deserve to go in the bog
- Nobody can stop you from going in the bog
- The bog is where you belong
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Reposted by Katie Burgess
My bumper sticker: “Who rescued who?”
My dog’s bumper sticker: “It’s who rescued 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘮, you illiterate swine.”
My dog’s bumper sticker: “It’s who rescued 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘮, you illiterate swine.”
July 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
My bumper sticker: “Who rescued who?”
My dog’s bumper sticker: “It’s who rescued 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘮, you illiterate swine.”
My dog’s bumper sticker: “It’s who rescued 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘮, you illiterate swine.”
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The vampire bats here are easy to spot. They have funny accents & little silk capes.
June 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The vampire bats here are easy to spot. They have funny accents & little silk capes.
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Nietzsche: “If you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes into you.”
2025: “What kind of nerd only /gazes/ into the abyss?? You gotta put your whole body in there.”
2025: “What kind of nerd only /gazes/ into the abyss?? You gotta put your whole body in there.”
June 28, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Nietzsche: “If you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes into you.”
2025: “What kind of nerd only /gazes/ into the abyss?? You gotta put your whole body in there.”
2025: “What kind of nerd only /gazes/ into the abyss?? You gotta put your whole body in there.”
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Vaccination schedules on the CDC website have already started changing under RFK Jr. So we published a guide to the evidence-based vaccine recommendations in place *before* all 17 members of the advisory panel were abruptly dismissed by the new admin. www.scientificamerican.com/article/see-... 🧪
Here’s Your Cheat Sheet for Vaccine Recommendations Backed by Science
These graphics will guide you through science-based vaccine guidelines for children and adults
www.scientificamerican.com
June 25, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Vaccination schedules on the CDC website have already started changing under RFK Jr. So we published a guide to the evidence-based vaccine recommendations in place *before* all 17 members of the advisory panel were abruptly dismissed by the new admin. www.scientificamerican.com/article/see-... 🧪
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Just in time for the heat dome, my story of summer & monsters in @yourimpossiblevoice.com.
New #flashfiction from @writesofkathryn.bsky.social!
"It’s August, Saturday, and we’re tired of summer. Watching Creature Double Feature on Channel 56. Me and Danny and Angie. Seeking refuge from the heat in my downstairs den, crowded on the couch my dad calls The Indomitable Couch."
"It’s August, Saturday, and we’re tired of summer. Watching Creature Double Feature on Channel 56. Me and Danny and Angie. Seeking refuge from the heat in my downstairs den, crowded on the couch my dad calls The Indomitable Couch."
I Don't Like Anybody | Your Impossible Voice
By Kathryn Kulpa — "It’s August, Saturday, and we’re tired of summer. Watching Creature Double Feature on Channel 56. Me and Danny and Angie."
yourimpossiblevoice.com
June 24, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Just in time for the heat dome, my story of summer & monsters in @yourimpossiblevoice.com.
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Average blue state Dem politician: sex offender, basically a Republican, re-elected with 98.7% of the vote
Average red state Dem politician: preacher and civil rights activist who lifted 50,000 children out of poverty and won by 1 vote last election against a child rapist with a swastika tattoo
Average red state Dem politician: preacher and civil rights activist who lifted 50,000 children out of poverty and won by 1 vote last election against a child rapist with a swastika tattoo
June 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Average blue state Dem politician: sex offender, basically a Republican, re-elected with 98.7% of the vote
Average red state Dem politician: preacher and civil rights activist who lifted 50,000 children out of poverty and won by 1 vote last election against a child rapist with a swastika tattoo
Average red state Dem politician: preacher and civil rights activist who lifted 50,000 children out of poverty and won by 1 vote last election against a child rapist with a swastika tattoo
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I hope all those students I taught Persepolis to in 2019 & 2020 are out there educating some folx this week.
a black and white cartoon of three people standing next to each other .
Alt: a black and white cartoon of a child flanked by two adults walking away. They’re all wearing hijab. The child is wearing a jacket that reads, “punk is not ded” (clip from film version of Marjane Satrapi’s Persepolis)
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June 18, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I hope all those students I taught Persepolis to in 2019 & 2020 are out there educating some folx this week.
Fav sign in Greenville, SC today #NoKingsDay
June 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Fav sign in Greenville, SC today #NoKingsDay
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Amazing. Respect the lede.
June 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Amazing. Respect the lede.
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In which @clareblackwood.bsky.social takes on the Trump/Musk feud.
I mean, the figment of your imagination.
I mean, the figment of your imagination.
White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt Addresses the Trump/Elon Feud
YouTube video by Clare Blackwood
youtu.be
June 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
In which @clareblackwood.bsky.social takes on the Trump/Musk feud.
I mean, the figment of your imagination.
I mean, the figment of your imagination.
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"It's just a distraction." As if we would otherwise be solving the pressing issues of the day here on Bluesky, home of Alf's Hog.
June 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
"It's just a distraction." As if we would otherwise be solving the pressing issues of the day here on Bluesky, home of Alf's Hog.
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Thei are goinge to put AI yn a toastere and it will tell lyes about bread
June 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Thei are goinge to put AI yn a toastere and it will tell lyes about bread
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No, @nytimes.com, an anti-vaxx grifter is no longer recommending #Covid vaccines. Many of us in the US with actual medical credentials still recommend it.
May 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
No, @nytimes.com, an anti-vaxx grifter is no longer recommending #Covid vaccines. Many of us in the US with actual medical credentials still recommend it.
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Thinking of every academic who has had to apply for grants to cover the cost of requesting and licensing images for their books with zero assistance from a publisher
May 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Thinking of every academic who has had to apply for grants to cover the cost of requesting and licensing images for their books with zero assistance from a publisher
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Blue sky is awesome because a bunch of people who like to make jokes and a bunch of people who are incapable of identifying a joke are forced to share space
January 19, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Blue sky is awesome because a bunch of people who like to make jokes and a bunch of people who are incapable of identifying a joke are forced to share space
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"You just soft-boil an egg then use a syringe to extract the yolk and replace it with room-temperature tap water" - me explaining Wet Eggs to a horrified postman
May 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
"You just soft-boil an egg then use a syringe to extract the yolk and replace it with room-temperature tap water" - me explaining Wet Eggs to a horrified postman