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Karo
@karolinatx.bsky.social
· Mar 22
feeling very Elmo Ablaze atm
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come get a surreal sandwich at Salvador's Delí
December 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
come get a surreal sandwich at Salvador's Delí
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I SAID *cocks gun* don we now our gay apparel
December 19, 2023 at 11:44 PM
I SAID *cocks gun* don we now our gay apparel
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'tis the season to unsubscribe
December 1, 2025 at 2:53 PM
'tis the season to unsubscribe
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
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You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
November 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
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french queer eye is called Homme Improvement
November 4, 2025 at 10:42 PM
french queer eye is called Homme Improvement
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We're going to have a big beautiful dark age, perhaps darker than ever before. And I think you'll be very happy
August 28, 2025 at 3:35 PM
We're going to have a big beautiful dark age, perhaps darker than ever before. And I think you'll be very happy
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"The bond's Name. James Name"
Pleased to... what?
"Bond Name's the james"
Are you alright?
"Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance"
Pleased to... what?
"Bond Name's the james"
Are you alright?
"Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance"
December 2, 2024 at 3:08 PM
"The bond's Name. James Name"
Pleased to... what?
"Bond Name's the james"
Are you alright?
"Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance"
Pleased to... what?
"Bond Name's the james"
Are you alright?
"Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance"
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GALADRIEL: (glowing green) In place of a hard roll, I would have whole wheat—beautiful and terrible to behold!
DELI GUY: #3 on wheat.
G: (coyly) You offer it to me freely.
DG: No, Galadriel. You have to pay. Every day with this
DELI GUY: #3 on wheat.
G: (coyly) You offer it to me freely.
DG: No, Galadriel. You have to pay. Every day with this
October 15, 2023 at 4:56 PM
GALADRIEL: (glowing green) In place of a hard roll, I would have whole wheat—beautiful and terrible to behold!
DELI GUY: #3 on wheat.
G: (coyly) You offer it to me freely.
DG: No, Galadriel. You have to pay. Every day with this
DELI GUY: #3 on wheat.
G: (coyly) You offer it to me freely.
DG: No, Galadriel. You have to pay. Every day with this
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In any other country, if federal agents fired upon journalists when unprovoked — what would we call it?
If federal agents marched down streets demanding papers — what would we say?
Authoritarianism — let’s not pretend it’s something else when it happens in our American cities.
If federal agents marched down streets demanding papers — what would we say?
Authoritarianism — let’s not pretend it’s something else when it happens in our American cities.
September 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
In any other country, if federal agents fired upon journalists when unprovoked — what would we call it?
If federal agents marched down streets demanding papers — what would we say?
Authoritarianism — let’s not pretend it’s something else when it happens in our American cities.
If federal agents marched down streets demanding papers — what would we say?
Authoritarianism — let’s not pretend it’s something else when it happens in our American cities.
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i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
January 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
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Dance Dance Revolution did not prepare me for any of this
September 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Dance Dance Revolution did not prepare me for any of this
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I scream, you scream, we all scream cuz it’s all fucked. So very, very fucked.
September 18, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I scream, you scream, we all scream cuz it’s all fucked. So very, very fucked.
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(existential Borat) my life
September 13, 2025 at 2:02 AM
(existential Borat) my life
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Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
September 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
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Each alleged mass shooter is even more On the Computer All the Time than the previous one. Probably nothing to worry about there
September 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Each alleged mass shooter is even more On the Computer All the Time than the previous one. Probably nothing to worry about there
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welcome back to Kash & Bongino in the Morning (fart noise) (gong) (lady screaming YES YESS) (elephant trumpeting) (robot voice “KashBong Nation”)
September 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
welcome back to Kash & Bongino in the Morning (fart noise) (gong) (lady screaming YES YESS) (elephant trumpeting) (robot voice “KashBong Nation”)
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dan bongino and kash patel lying unconscious on the ground after bonking their heads together as they both bent down to examine what is later determined to be their own footprints
September 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
dan bongino and kash patel lying unconscious on the ground after bonking their heads together as they both bent down to examine what is later determined to be their own footprints
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The problem with allowing guns everywhere is that no one is safe anywhere.
September 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The problem with allowing guns everywhere is that no one is safe anywhere.
thank you sir for addressing the Russian incursion into NATO airspace with your very strongest Jerry Seinfeld imitation
September 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
thank you sir for addressing the Russian incursion into NATO airspace with your very strongest Jerry Seinfeld imitation
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Sir Cloudesley Shovell
September 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Sir Cloudesley Shovell
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SORRY THESE ARE LATE I WAS BUSY IGNORING REALITY IN THE HOPE OF EXPERIENCING A BRIEF MOMENT OF HAPPINESS
April 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
SORRY THESE ARE LATE I WAS BUSY IGNORING REALITY IN THE HOPE OF EXPERIENCING A BRIEF MOMENT OF HAPPINESS