Juwan The (CrazyScarySpookyHilarious)
@juwanthecurator.blacksky.app
A (ex-)journalist masquerading as a writer aspiring to be a critic who is obviously a gay • New Yorker in DC, Photographer, Twitch Affiliated Menace😈, Bartender in Practice. https://linktr.ee/juwanthecurator
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The Cat in the Hat (2003) is one of the funniest comedies of the early 2000s and we should give it more flowers.
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 6:02 AM
The Cat in the Hat (2003) is one of the funniest comedies of the early 2000s and we should give it more flowers.
I looked at a media job application recently and it asked “what’s one celebrity or politican you’re obsessed with following?” And I closed it because I couldn’t even muster a fake answer. I rebuke that spirit near me
I think I would like a job because I would enjoy health insurance but I don't think I can do another media job. I think I would like a job such as naming the sweaters and pants for a clothing company. $200k a year.
no one wants to hire me. because my whimsy is a liability
January 6, 2026 at 2:55 AM
I looked at a media job application recently and it asked “what’s one celebrity or politican you’re obsessed with following?” And I closed it because I couldn’t even muster a fake answer. I rebuke that spirit near me
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'Heated Rivalry' star Hudson Williams will break the late-night ice with Jimmy Fallon — find out when.
Heated Rivalry Star Hudson Williams to Make Late-Night TV Debut
'Heated Rivalry' star Hudson Williams will break the late-night ice with Jimmy Fallon — find out when.
dlvr.it
January 5, 2026 at 4:11 PM
'Heated Rivalry' star Hudson Williams will break the late-night ice with Jimmy Fallon — find out when.
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all the right wing propagandists trying to destroy and dominate U.S. media are starting to fight amongst themselves over who gets the bigger share of the American agitprop market
Newsmax Formally Asks FCC to Block Nexstar Media Group Merger with TEGNA
"This merger would create an unprecedented and dangerous consolidation within the broadcast TV industry, giving them immense control over local news and political news coverage."
barrettmedia.com
January 5, 2026 at 3:56 PM
all the right wing propagandists trying to destroy and dominate U.S. media are starting to fight amongst themselves over who gets the bigger share of the American agitprop market
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never in my life would I have expected a FIFA Peace Prize winner to behave this way
WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
January 5, 2026 at 3:36 AM
never in my life would I have expected a FIFA Peace Prize winner to behave this way
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A really sad follow-up to this story — Alexis Erlinmeyer, one of the trans federal intelligence workers who was fired, has died of a pulmonary embolism. She was 31. Her family is burying her under her deadname, so friends are fundraising for an accurate memorial: www.gofundme.com/f/in-memory-...
NEW—In late Feb, Chris Rufo published leaked chats between queer/trans employees at US intel agencies. Then Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard said she’d fire all involved.
I spoke to chat members who were fired, are on admin leave, and who kept their jobs about the new lavender scare:
I spoke to chat members who were fired, are on admin leave, and who kept their jobs about the new lavender scare:
Queer intel officers targeted by top secret chat leak get their chance to speak
Chris Rufo published the chats. Staffers say a new "lavender scare" is upon us.
www.thehandbasket.co
January 4, 2026 at 10:24 PM
A really sad follow-up to this story — Alexis Erlinmeyer, one of the trans federal intelligence workers who was fired, has died of a pulmonary embolism. She was 31. Her family is burying her under her deadname, so friends are fundraising for an accurate memorial: www.gofundme.com/f/in-memory-...
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Please make this go viral. It’s mind boggling and cruel….
Today, after months of requests, I toured the Broadview ICE Processing Facility. I want to share what I saw.
The facility has no food vendor, no medical care, and detainees have to use toilets in the middle of shared cells. These are in no way suitable conditions to be holding anyone — period.
The facility has no food vendor, no medical care, and detainees have to use toilets in the middle of shared cells. These are in no way suitable conditions to be holding anyone — period.
November 25, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Please make this go viral. It’s mind boggling and cruel….
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I know we’ve been living in Bizarro World for at least a decade now but the Prime Minister of Denmark felt compelled to make this statement today 😮
January 4, 2026 at 9:36 PM
I know we’ve been living in Bizarro World for at least a decade now but the Prime Minister of Denmark felt compelled to make this statement today 😮
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If Twitch gave any sort of shit about the platform, this account would get banned for TOS. But they won't because they're RAKING in the money with shit like this. I can't wait for Dan to show up and give her flowers or some stupid shit
AI Vtuber Neuro-sama's viewers appear to be trying to push a new hype train record (a record they set last week).
This time, the human streamer Vedal987 isn't there; it's purely the AI running the stream.
This time, the human streamer Vedal987 isn't there; it's purely the AI running the stream.
January 4, 2026 at 9:32 PM
If Twitch gave any sort of shit about the platform, this account would get banned for TOS. But they won't because they're RAKING in the money with shit like this. I can't wait for Dan to show up and give her flowers or some stupid shit
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It was November 10th, a speech on a national issue.
Link to the whole speech, in Spanish, the clip is from min. 27.
Hole speech is good but focused on Colombian issues, not so interesting abroad.
youtu.be/G8Uv07uBSzM?...
Link to the whole speech, in Spanish, the clip is from min. 27.
Hole speech is good but focused on Colombian issues, not so interesting abroad.
youtu.be/G8Uv07uBSzM?...
Reconocimiento de perdón del presidente Petro por responsabilidad del Estado en exterminio de la UP
YouTube video by RTVC Noticias
youtu.be
January 4, 2026 at 6:15 AM
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Holding stories like this is a longstanding practice and also completely antithetical to the entire purpose of journalism. RIP Gawker.
🟡 NEW: The New York Times and Washington Post learned of a secret US raid on Venezuela soon before it was scheduled to begin Friday night — but held off publishing what they knew to avoid endangering US troops.
www.semafor.com/article/01/0...
www.semafor.com/article/01/0...
News organizations held off on reporting Venezuela raid
The American news organizations held their stories over concerns about endangering US troops.
www.semafor.com
January 4, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Holding stories like this is a longstanding practice and also completely antithetical to the entire purpose of journalism. RIP Gawker.
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Take it from a Filipino, even if you despise the current rulers of your country, you will live to regret the day the United States comes in to remove them
January 3, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Take it from a Filipino, even if you despise the current rulers of your country, you will live to regret the day the United States comes in to remove them
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Actually, let me harp on this. The X app is shit. It's absolute shit. And it's full of slop, CSAM, and makes everything worse. Please respect and love yourself, you are so much better than that app, I promise you.
January 4, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Actually, let me harp on this. The X app is shit. It's absolute shit. And it's full of slop, CSAM, and makes everything worse. Please respect and love yourself, you are so much better than that app, I promise you.
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November 24th
House Republican Says ‘We Need To Go In’ Venezuela Because It ‘Will Be a Field Day’ for Oil Companies
Rep. María Elvira Salazar said the U.S. must and will "go in" Venezuela, stating that American oil companies will have a "field day" in the petroleum-rich country.
www.mediaite.com
January 4, 2026 at 3:28 AM
November 24th
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A reminder that the Jan 6 attack had strong bipartisan disapproval for the first few months, until they got their party in line. I wouldn't pay much attention to early polls in this information environment.
Friendly reminder that W's Iraq invasion had 65% bipartisan approval when it started, even with debate about whether or not Saddam Hussein actually had WMDs. So the fact that this can't even crack 60% within the GOP is telling. 60% own-party support would typically kill a policy immediately.
Jan 3 poll of 1,902 U.S. adults (+/-2.8 points)
% who support | oppose the U.S. running Venezuela following the U.S. military's capture of President Nicolás Maduro
U.S. adults 34% | 41%
Democrats 16% | 64%
Independents 26% | 43%
Republicans 60% | 16%
today.yougov.com/topics/polit...
% who support | oppose the U.S. running Venezuela following the U.S. military's capture of President Nicolás Maduro
U.S. adults 34% | 41%
Democrats 16% | 64%
Independents 26% | 43%
Republicans 60% | 16%
today.yougov.com/topics/polit...
January 4, 2026 at 3:34 AM
A reminder that the Jan 6 attack had strong bipartisan disapproval for the first few months, until they got their party in line. I wouldn't pay much attention to early polls in this information environment.
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"The offer has been on the table for the last 10 days, the person said. “But the infrastructure currently there is so dilapidated that no one at these companies can adequately assess what is needed to make it operable.”
So....a lot of folks knew about this in advanced 😵💫
So....a lot of folks knew about this in advanced 😵💫
Looks like the Trump administration is going to force the oil companies to rebuild Venezuela's oil infrastructure so they can seize the country's reserves, which the companies neither want nor need.
Let's hear it for free enterprise!
www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
Let's hear it for free enterprise!
www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
Trump admin sends tough private message to oil companies on Venezuela
The White House has told companies they must rebuild Venezuela's crude-pumping infrastructure if they want compensation for assets seized by Caracas.
www.politico.com
January 4, 2026 at 2:34 AM
"The offer has been on the table for the last 10 days, the person said. “But the infrastructure currently there is so dilapidated that no one at these companies can adequately assess what is needed to make it operable.”
So....a lot of folks knew about this in advanced 😵💫
So....a lot of folks knew about this in advanced 😵💫
And that’s why I don’t have many journalist “friends” left
DC reporters love this shit so much. They loved the Iraq invasion and they love this too. It’s incredibly exciting to them and they don’t care who knows it.
January 4, 2026 at 1:36 AM
And that’s why I don’t have many journalist “friends” left
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DC reporters love this shit so much. They loved the Iraq invasion and they love this too. It’s incredibly exciting to them and they don’t care who knows it.
January 3, 2026 at 11:07 PM
DC reporters love this shit so much. They loved the Iraq invasion and they love this too. It’s incredibly exciting to them and they don’t care who knows it.
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Our country is ran by a bunch of fucking herbs
January 4, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Our country is ran by a bunch of fucking herbs
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charles, now's your chance. you could get harry and the colonies back in one fell swoop.
January 3, 2026 at 5:03 PM
charles, now's your chance. you could get harry and the colonies back in one fell swoop.
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The facts are Trump illegally invaded Venezuela and abducted its president after illegally bombing Venezuelan boats for months.
I detest Chuck Schumer with every fiber of my being.
I detest Chuck Schumer with every fiber of my being.
Asked if he supports Congress using its power of the purse to hold Trump accountable for Venezuela, Chuck Schumer replies: "Let's first get the facts."
January 4, 2026 at 12:59 AM
The facts are Trump illegally invaded Venezuela and abducted its president after illegally bombing Venezuelan boats for months.
I detest Chuck Schumer with every fiber of my being.
I detest Chuck Schumer with every fiber of my being.
Businesses across America use you to train A.I. and facial recognition that they can sell to corporations, that then give it to the feds, who use it to find people to deport, then bomb and drone strike them right where they were sent to…
And that’s how you become complicit just going to the store
And that’s how you become complicit just going to the store
January 4, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Businesses across America use you to train A.I. and facial recognition that they can sell to corporations, that then give it to the feds, who use it to find people to deport, then bomb and drone strike them right where they were sent to…
And that’s how you become complicit just going to the store
And that’s how you become complicit just going to the store
Businesses across America use you to train A.I. and facial recognition that they can sell to corporations, that then give it to the feds, who use it to find people to deport, then bomb and drone strike them right where they were sent to…
And that’s how you become complicit just going to the store
And that’s how you become complicit just going to the store
Wegmans in New York City has begun collecting biometric data on shoppers' eyes, voices and faces from anyone who enters its supermarkets
NYC Wegmans is storing biometric data on shoppers' eyes, voices and faces
The supermarket chain says it’s a move to ensure shopper safety. Surveillance experts warn of privacy risks.
gothamist.com
January 4, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Businesses across America use you to train A.I. and facial recognition that they can sell to corporations, that then give it to the feds, who use it to find people to deport, then bomb and drone strike them right where they were sent to…
And that’s how you become complicit just going to the store
And that’s how you become complicit just going to the store
Oh good glad to see I still live in The Bad Place™️
Hey I haven’t checked the news for the last 24 hours, did anything new or world-shifting happen or
January 3, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Oh good glad to see I still live in The Bad Place™️
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Cool no rush
The Senate will hold a vote next week on another bipartisan resolution blocking the use of military force against Venezuela without the express authorization of Congress, Sen. Tim Kaine announced
U.S. Senate Will Vote To Block Military Action Against Venezuela Next Week
www.huffpost.com
January 3, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Cool no rush