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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲
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chaotic good. co-host of #pagesandprejudice pod. editor of i hate my job. sex/work writer. portrait photographer. chronically just like other girls. hot take generator.

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#booktok #romancelandia #booksky #romancebooks #pagesandprejudice
the love/hate relationship i have with fandom is so... what do you mean they're crackshipping blanchexdorothy
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
this from the gender that gave us a song called "freak-a-leek" that says eating pussy is too freaky
Wanna know how freaky women are? Ask them with their porn search history is......fellas it ain't close lol
All the fellas call themselves freaky until Miss FREAK steps in the room.
November 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
me: i think you should permanently lose your license if you get a dui

a fool: well my husband got a dui because he fell asleep in the backseat of his car and now he's been sober for 8 years so
November 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
i've experienced "medicate me immediately" depression before, so no.
Y'all ain't depressed?
November 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Pretty much all affordability discourse could benefit from just posting this chart.

If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Hi writers! I’m looking to assign a couple of features for Slate before the end of the year. If you have anything in mind that you think would be a fit please send me a pitch! Jenée.Desmond- harris@slate.com or dm me.

RTs are appreciated so this can reach more people. Thanks!
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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BREAKING: We won!

Today the 3rd Circuit Court ordered the @post-gazette.com to restore our contract it illegally tore up 5 years ago. That’s our health care, PTO, right to a 40-hr. work week, short-term disability and so much more we’ve struck for 3+ years.

pghguild.com/2025/11/10/p...
November 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
i'm like 86% someone already wrote an mm romance between an ice agent and someone he kidnapped
We're probably a year away from someone dropping what they'll describe as a "griping Romeo & Juliet story" about an ICE agent falling for a woman he tear-gassed while kidnapping her father.

It'll be written by a white woman from a law enforcement family, and she'll be *shocked* by the backlash.
They’re going to try, they’re going to find a very popular actor, and they’ll shoot it morosely, and they’ll tell you they’re really trying to “honor the story” of the people they targeted for kidnapping and detention amid this psychological study.
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
ah yes, the progressive who abused his authority and publicly outed his mayoral opponent's sealed arrest record to score political points then ran down an unarmed black jogger with a shotgun in his truck. who is WE?
i think an especially depressing part of this whole saga is that "we need to win primaries so establishment dems are replaced by true progressives" is a thing we've done before but one of the progressives we worked hard to install over the establishment pick was fetterman
November 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.

He is a computer safety researcher.

And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.

In under 1600 words.

aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Hey Pennsylvania voters (and Pittsburghers): did you try and contact Senator Fetterman's office yesterday only to find out you couldn't leave a voicemail?

I'm interested in talking to his constituents for the news today.
November 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
how many listeria and norvirus outbreaks do you think this nasty little bitch has caused throughout the animal crossing universe
November 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
sharon begley's obit for james watson is pulitzer worthy honestly -- especially when you realize she wrote it in 2021, before she passed herself.
www.statnews.com/2025/11/07/j...
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
if hayley williams is coming to your city i hate you you don't deserve it it should have been me
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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it is pretty darkly funny seeing posts like URGENT!!!! it is SUNDAY EVENING you must PUT DOWN YOUR DINNER and call your senator IMMEDIATELY to politely request they not press the big button marked "fuck you". this will not actually stop them from pressing the fuck you button. functioning democracy
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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we could have had malcolm kenyatta but you stupid fucks were too racist to imagine being represented by a black man
Fetterman tells the NYT that doing committee work and casting floor votes is “performative” and that he is resentful to have been “shamed” into returning to the Senate to do these things after routinely skipping them all year.

www.nytimes.com/2025/05/24/u...
Fetterman, Often Absent From Senate, Says He Has Been Shamed Into Returning
www.nytimes.com
May 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
i wish @fetterman.senate.gov would trip and fall into a dumpster
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
scrolling seeking arrangements to feel something is a recession indicator
November 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
New episode alert! 🎙️E51: Fandom Etiquette is now live on your favourite platforms. Listen now: shows.acast.com/pages-and-pr...

Don’t forget to rate & review!

#booktok #romancelandia #booksky #romancebooks #pagesandprejudice
November 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
chuck schumer is a raging thundercunt
November 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
i bet you have a mustache too. freak.
not only am i a guy who likes to watch football, but i'm also a dad. so right off the jump i'm already one of the most fascinating people you've ever heard of. and that's before you find out that i live in brooklyn and post on bluesky a lot
November 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
in light mode, this app genuinely looks like a twitter clone. it's uncanny.
November 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
who's the prom queen that greenlit this waste of digital real estate? imagine thinking that acknowledging sex workers as actual people is newsworthy.
James Talarico, a Texas Democrat running for U.S. Senate who has put his faith at the forefront of his campaign, follows several adult film performers, escorts and OnlyFans models on Instagram, according to an Axios review.
Faith-forward Texas Senate candidate follows porn actors, escorts online
James Talarico has become a sensation in Texas politics by talking about how his Christianity is the basis for his progressive politics.
www.axios.com
November 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
today i learned that charlie from scandal played julia sugarbaker's son and that has blown me away for some reason
November 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
one of my favourite things about yinzers is that they're happy to claim anyone even tangentially related to pittsburgh but i have literally never heard anyone claim bari weiss
November 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM