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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲
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chaotic good. co-host of #pagesandprejudice pod. editor of i hate my job. sex/work writer. portrait photographer. chronically just like other girls. hot take generator.

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I'M COLD
January 20, 2026 at 6:49 PM
can someone do longform investigative journalism into why all the toothpaste is whitening toothpaste now unless you want to spend $12 on a tube of coconut oil and fairy farts
January 20, 2026 at 2:39 PM
"mocktail"
"zero proof cocktail"

bitch, i'm not paying $18 + tip for juice. fuck you.
January 19, 2026 at 8:39 PM
if you honk at me at a red light, please know that we're all sitting here until it turns green.
January 19, 2026 at 7:04 PM
New episode alert! 🎙️E59: The Absence of Aging is now live on your favourite platforms. Listen now: shows.acast.com/pages-and-pr...

Don’t forget to rate & review!

#booktok #romancelandia #booksky #romancebooks #pagesandprejudice
January 18, 2026 at 11:04 PM
if i say i want olivia dean and dua lipa to get in a booth together and give me the perfect alto, smoky dive bar, 70s, pop & b ballad, would anyone else see the vision?
January 18, 2026 at 10:26 PM
RIP mumu gadaffi you would have loved candace owens (almost as much as you loved condi rice)
January 18, 2026 at 9:10 PM
if you're married to an ICE cunt and you don't want to be, i will fuck your husband so you can void your prenup. i will do that for you.
January 18, 2026 at 3:30 AM
they're a 10 but they make their sweet tea with metamucil
January 17, 2026 at 7:17 PM
"you can go live now!"
@bsky.app give us private accounts so i can change my username back
January 16, 2026 at 8:38 PM
i do not like talking to neurotypical people
January 16, 2026 at 4:43 PM
at least i'm not a protestant
January 16, 2026 at 2:26 AM
if i put something on the grill, would yall come through?
what if iran did it in time for mlk day?
January 15, 2026 at 11:03 PM
what if iran did it in time for mlk day?
January 15, 2026 at 8:13 PM
tiktok's algorithm is incredible. i watch one video about danisha carter being a swerf and now i know that she voted for trump, faked a pregnancy to harass a man she was stalking, and attempted to coerce sex out of multiple men (allegedly).
January 15, 2026 at 7:35 PM
“I learned from them very early that what one does with Nazis is kill them. I am not a pacifist."
January 15, 2026 at 7:11 PM
if you've ever wanted to see people not understanding the difference between "affordable" and "i personally can afford this," check in on the saks bankruptcy sale discourse.
January 14, 2026 at 10:55 PM
i am choosing to not be annoyed by stream of consciousness gobbledygook, syntax and grammatical errors, and a general inability to understand what they read in the youth who apply for summer programs because at least it means they're using their own brain power and not chatgpt
January 14, 2026 at 9:09 PM
should i just resign myself to never seeing my jamaican family again? never seeing my grandmother's grave? i hate this fucking country.
January 14, 2026 at 5:52 PM
good to know that i can keep telling them to jump. i wasn't planning to stop but i'm happy to keep going.
Immigration officers received a "legal refresher" reminding them that personal insults and rude gestures are legal, per documents leaked to me: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/immigratio...
January 13, 2026 at 10:15 PM
"...her MAGA turn is the triumph of Nicki the Person, Nicki the Husk, Nicki the Mouthpiece, Nicki the Petty Reactionary; easily wounded, easily impressed, seeking only praise and admiration."
I wrote about MAGA Minaj from the perspective of a Barb (a condition for which there is lamentably no known cure) johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/a-mf-monster
A MF MONSTER
Thoughts on MAGA Minaj from a Barb in recovery
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com
January 12, 2026 at 6:26 PM
technical difficulties and 2 people who don't like change
this week's episode will be postponed. for reasons.
January 11, 2026 at 10:08 PM
i must i must delete this app for my own wellbeing 🙂‍↕️
January 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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Renee Nicole Good
May her memory be for a blessing. May she rest in power.
January 7, 2026 at 10:57 PM
local journalism is not dead in pittsburgh. continue supporting belt magazine, WESA, public source, WQED, WYEP, the new pittsburgh courier, and yes...even the trib.
January 7, 2026 at 10:56 PM