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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲
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chaotic good. co-host of #pagesandprejudice pod. editor of i hate my job. sex/work writer. portrait photographer. chronically just like other girls. hot take generator.

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my 2026 goal is to make jeff bezos take out a restraining order against me
January 4, 2026 at 2:18 AM
yall have got to start writing better sentences. who i am is independent of what obscenely wealthy, white people are terrified of their own mortality and the glee that will follow their demise do with their ill-gotten power. i am not responsible for, nor will i accept shame or blame for, their evil.
January 4, 2026 at 2:02 AM
every bring it on movie (of which there are only 5) could and should have been rivals to lovers yuri
i'm so grateful to have been born in a time when i can see controversial age gap yuri edits of cruella devil, dorothy zbornak, and miranda priestly
January 4, 2026 at 12:55 AM
the knowledge that donald trump's impending demise will create such internal chaos and discord as his sycophants jockey for power that the rest of the world will have the perfect opportunity to systematically dismantle the united states empire leaving only scraps to pick and rule over
January 3, 2026 at 7:02 PM
charles, now's your chance. you could get harry and the colonies back in one fell swoop.
January 3, 2026 at 5:03 PM
that's not what gaslight means. that's not what narcissist means. that's not what lavender marriage means. that's not what white passing means. that's not what bipoc means. that's not what beard means. that's not what trade means. that's not what DL means. that's not what stud means. that's not what
January 3, 2026 at 4:54 PM
so they could have kidnapped netanyahu and dragged him to the hague
January 3, 2026 at 2:40 PM
oh boy will we have an episode for monster fuckers in season 4
Going through an artists profile who specializes in monsterfucking and being reminded about the racialised elements that are often baked into monster romance/fucking as talked about on various episodes of #pagesandprejudice

Truly is both enlightening and disappointing.
January 3, 2026 at 2:16 AM
if timothee chalamet was black, this would be the role that made all black people hate him on principle
i enjoyed MARTY SUPREME to the extent that i can enjoy spending two and a half hours with the worst person imaginable
January 3, 2026 at 1:52 AM
we should militarize the postal inspectors and the irs with an explicit mandate to go after tax cheats
January 3, 2026 at 1:46 AM
i should post my most brilliant hot takes about romance here in thread form but a) yall let all my best posts flop and b) video is so much easier for spur of the moment ramblings
January 3, 2026 at 12:38 AM
the worst part of ageing politicians who we know are craven and evil is that old people are funny as fuck. if george bush, john kennedy, and joe biden are any indication -- reagan probably would have gotten a laugh or 3 out of me.
January 2, 2026 at 11:22 PM
"Melvil Dewey hired women as librarians because he BELIEVED the job didn't require any intelligence. It was a WOMAN'S job!
That means it's underpaid and undervalued. This country has more illiteracy than some of the most underdeveloped nations! Even Americans who can read, don't!"
January 2, 2026 at 10:06 PM
raven marrying a white woman doesn't bother me. raven marrying a mid, jealous af, hating ass white woman who can't cook does.
January 2, 2026 at 8:51 PM
i have seen that zohran mamdani is balding and i cannot unsee it
January 2, 2026 at 5:53 PM
it's been a year since i did one of these. something simple & short just to prove i still know how.
January 2, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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“oh, i wish there were some kind of punctuation to chain these two sentences together”

the humble semicolon:
January 2, 2026 at 1:42 PM
she/they/yinz
January 1, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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day one in mamdani’s new york
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 PM
he's going to die this year, i feel it in my clitoris. and i'm going to comment "TDS" under every post eulogising him or manufacturing a posthumous moderate legacy.
January 1, 2026 at 7:03 PM
??? ?
January 1, 2026 at 6:06 PM
every time i see or hear the words "time blindness" i think of that tweet that says "oh my god you people can't do ANYTHING"
January 1, 2026 at 5:58 PM
good morning it's 2026 and i woke up in my house that i own ☺️
January 1, 2026 at 2:37 PM
bear grylls is the prototypical custom fetish content creator. truly an icon before his time and the sex work community owes him much.
January 1, 2026 at 3:39 AM
in for 2026:

eating beans and vegetables
plant proteins
40-60 oz of WATER each day
80s dance moves
blocking people immediately
accepting black peoples' expertise
ethnic dough pockets filled with meat
unmonetized hobbies
touching grass
talking to the doctor about pooping
stretching
strength training
January 1, 2026 at 1:40 AM