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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲
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chaotic good. co-host of #pagesandprejudice pod. editor of i hate my job. sex/work writer. portrait photographer. chronically just like other girls. hot take generator.

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this week is a holiday so do not expect a new episode. go read a book.
New episode alert! 🎙️E52: ARC Reaction is now live on your favourite platforms. Listen now: shows.acast.com/pages-and-pr...

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#booktok #romancelandia #booksky #romancebooks #pagesandprejudice
i'm a bitch i'm a lover i'm a child i'm a mother i'm a sinner i'm a saint i do not feel ashamed
Are you dominant, submissive, or a switch?
November 24, 2025 at 2:44 AM
can i say michelle yeoh is a terrible madame morrible yet
November 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
yall use metal utensils on nonstick cookware and then whine about "chemicals" in the food
November 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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thanksgiving week begins tomorrow. please refrain from logging on to make your family's inability to cook, everyone else's problem. turkey should not be dry. mac and cheese should not be dry. stuffing should not be dry. a roux is a GOOD thing. your kin CAN'T COOK!
November 24, 2024 at 5:22 PM
honestly, i love thanksgiving. i am my mother's child and i thrive with the threat of 6-10 people dinner guests looming over me. i have a color coded spreadsheet and enough counter space and small appliances to make ina garten shit a brick. this is my element.
November 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
every year, hundreds of people log on to tell the rest of us that they elect people who cannot cook to make arguably the most important dinner of the year. i'm sorry you had a fucked up life, but i didn't.
it is tired to the point of cliche to say if turkey was good, people would make it more than once a year. but it is understated that at least one American explodes every Thanksgiving in a brave attempt to make the main dish more palatable
November 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
this week is a holiday so do not expect a new episode. go read a book.
New episode alert! 🎙️E52: ARC Reaction is now live on your favourite platforms. Listen now: shows.acast.com/pages-and-pr...

Don’t forget to rate & review!

#booktok #romancelandia #booksky #romancebooks #pagesandprejudice
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
A USPS COLLECTION?!?? i'll do murder for that bag.
November 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
why is fennel $7 for a single bulb donald trump you stupid bitch
November 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
i choose not to comment on the video of 2 british girls doing a jig before they "brought their welly boots for the ohio snow" and replying to all the comments with "i literally bought boot socks."

unfortunately, that lesson is a canon event.
November 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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You don't have to choose sides. You can dislike everybody. A true hater knows this.
November 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
the new ralph lauren x tópa collection??? i'm going to scream.
November 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
donald wants to be the cynthia to zohran's ariana that much is clear
November 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
someone (not me) should do a deep dive into how these grifters use intentional misinformation and christian dogma to target deep seated distrust of medical institutions in black communities
November 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
"quarter zips are ugly anyway"
November 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
i know there's an ethical moratorium on twitter screenshots but surely we can make an exception for the "the stripper told me her real name, she really likes me" brand of posters
November 22, 2025 at 2:08 PM
i'll give jay this -- when you block someone on this app, they no longer exist.
Randomly seeing “blocked” on my SL always makes me giggle cuz am I the blocker or the blockee??
November 22, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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I've always been convinced that video podcasts exist to force creators to be reliant on a closed distribution platform. Podcasts are built on tech (RSS) that nobody can own. Every major tech company has wanted to migrate podcasts to something proprietary, but it never sticks. Video is their answer.
*banging a metal pot with a wooden spoon very loudly*

people want to LISTEN to podcasts!!!!!!!!!!!!

*hitting you on the forehead with the spoon*

STOP PIVOTING TO VIDEO

www.westwoodone.com/blog/2025/11...
November 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Whenever Jordan, Dakota and/or Zac are together #SLOMW
November 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
50 DEVILED EGGS IS THE BARE FUCKING MINIMUM BY THE WAY
November 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
i think we should be allowed to beat people who say things like this with rocks idk
November 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
is it genuinely easier to believe that trump is some kind of political maverick with truly earth-shattering insights over believing that he's just a particularly stupid sponge who regurgitates whatever the person he likes the most in the moment is saying?
November 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
lisa barlow is a nut but she's very important for the stability of #rhoslc. the show's homeostasis would be thrown off if she didn't counter bronwyn's perpetual calmness.
November 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
chatgpt user as a slur.

you look like you use chatgpt.

filthy, stinkin chatgpt user.

you look like your parents created you in chatgpt.
November 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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“Sale of the year 20% off”

The money will remain in my pocket… until morale improves
November 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM