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Jrizzt Jo’Urdan 🏳️‍⚧️
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Hi, I’m Jordan! [ She/Her | 30-Something |
| Biracial | HRT 7/19/24 ]
Transbian faildaughter, self hating Star Wars fan, 6’3” little spoon.

Follow my insane quest to review every trans movie ever: 🟠🟢🔵
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While Maryland Gov. Moore posted about Trans Day of Rememberance, his state was torturing a trans woman by denying her hormones and housing her with men--according to her lawyer--for 2 months.

All of this for "hate crime" charges from alleged vandalism of a trans symbol near a Catholic school.
November 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I need to see Kate Bush dressed as a bat every day thank you very much
You might not think you needed to see Kate Bush dressed as a bat today, but you were wrong.
November 22, 2025 at 11:49 PM
it was a journey
November 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I transitioned a year and a half ago, I have been openly out to all my friends and living as a woman 24/7 for almost a year, and *STILL* whenever I walk past the women’s clothes section at Target there’s a voice in my head saying “don’t turn your head to look or they’ll suspect you!”
November 21, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Hardly the first person to make this observation but if you want to know how someone really feels about queer people, ask them how they feel about furries.

Queerphobia and furry hate come from very similar places, the latter is just way more socially acceptable
November 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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"According to the report, [...]during the 2024-25 television season, queer characters increased across platforms by 4%, bringing the total to 489. However, the Thursday report found that 41% of those characters will not return." www.thewrap.com/glaad-where-...
Nearly Half of All LGBTQ+ Characters Will Disappear From TV Next Season, GLAAD Study Finds
The 2024-25 TV season recorded 489 queer characters across broadcast, cable and screenings, but cancellations and plot find a deep decline to come
www.thewrap.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Every Republican in Office: now might be the most lucrative time to point out that the emperor has no clothes

Chuck Schumer: the Bailey’s don’t want that kind of risk
I can no longer follow the plot of this show. I suspect the writers and actors can’t either. I don’t think they have a show runner.
November 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
updating your drivers license is like doing a respec in an RPG
November 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Started watching Transparent, and every moment is like a weird game of Russian roulette where one chamber is getting to see beautiful trans supporting actors front and center, two chambers are Jeffrey Tambor induced tear-my-skin-off dysphoria, and three chambers are Tambor’s annoying kids.
November 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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children cant be queer because queer is sexual, thats why we have to constantly sexualize queer people even if theyre also children, because queer children dont exist. if youre a queer child youre a grown adult and people who want to protect children can inspect your genitals. for fairness.
October 2, 2025 at 10:47 PM
what if he’s going on Brianna Wu’s podcast
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Valve understands that gay trans people buy video games and right-wing weirdos just watch Asmongold streams and dump their income on Kirsche’s Throne
Let me just say that Valve really knows their audience by picking these two as poster children for the Steam Machine:

store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
My dad doesn’t particularly understand or take an interest in my transition, but I feel like he’s happy for me insomuch as I found an interesting hobby.

My brother has his bowling league, I have my sex change, these things build character!
November 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
God it’s so funny that he can only pitch his products to fictional characters
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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What is the argument for voting for Democrats for harm reduction if the harm is not fucking reduced
November 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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What the fuck was the point of shutting down the government then??
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Predator BADLANDS is like “these two identical Elle Fanning androids have grown unusually close on their mission together and are extremely protective of one another and cannot bear to be separated and it’s because they’re SISTERS!” it is some absolute Sailor Moon English dub bullshit
November 8, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I’ve described myself a few times as a Doctor Who regeneration: still the same character, but played by a different actor with a distinctly different take.

(And also there some minor continuity errors between my Eras, best not to overthink it)
How do you explain what happened to your past self once you transitioned?

Are they dead? Alive within you? Never alive in the first place? Or something else entirely?
November 7, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Friend’s trying to get me into Hazbin, and I say this with love, I somehow think I’m not ADHD enough for this
November 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Transgender for everyone!
Zohran says you’re trans now
November 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Was explaining how Female Transformers work (lmao) and I honestly kind of wish Hasbro would lean more into the 13 Primes as like… Vampire the Masquerade Clans?

Like ok if you’re descended from Solus Prime your gender is Woman, but if you’re descended from Micronus Prime then minicon isn’t a gender?
November 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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This pattern speaks so deeply to the immaturity of most social justice ethics, in that the unspoken reason for “listen to the marginalized” is “because it will let you be right” rather than “because they deserve to be heard and usually aren’t.”

It’s about humanization, not winning an argument.
People want identity shortcuts for "who is worth listening to" and "which ideas are correct" and I implore you all to abandon that impulse, because that's not the world we live in.

Listen to the marginalized because our voices are erased, but also... think. Judge by word and deed.
November 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
*Best case scenario*, the next few years are going to be full of apologies from people who meant every bigoted thing they said and did.

We might see some genuine change and redemption. But we can’t jump to that narrative every time an opportunist notices the winds are changing.
I believe in redemption, truly. I do. And I don't think I'm better than Wu is. But I see her apology as directed to other binary white trans women even though we are at the very bottom of the list of the people she's hurt.

So I can't accept her incomplete apology, because it's not my place.
November 2, 2025 at 11:18 AM