I do find the experience of hearing men talk about women like you’re one of the guys vs hearing women talk about men like you’re one of the girls is heavily fucking stacked against men as a concept

I think I finally understand how the Backstabbing Opportunist Party and the Never Do Anything Party achieved a self sustaining status quo.

*getting your tires shot out by the SWAT team during a high speed chase*

“What’s going on, officer? I didn’t hear a siren?”

Once you’ve committed to the idea that your prejudices are biological facts, there’s no limit to how small your world can get.

good stuff, 7 out of 10 show

I didn’t even see the baby until you pointed it out omg

children cant be queer because queer is sexual, thats why we have to constantly sexualize queer people even if theyre also children, because queer children dont exist. if youre a queer child youre a grown adult and people who want to protect children can inspect your genitals. for fairness.

Becca we need you to make the Pope read Here Comes Tomorrow

I’ve talked with friends about like… do I actually want to watch Sex and the City, or do I just associate that with what was considered feminine when I was like ten

“Sell me this pen.”

“It’s like… if, if you were in prison, and you had this pen, you could pick the lock, and then use it to stab the guard in the neck, like The Agent Hitman in the video game Hitman. I’m actually the world’s highest ranked player in Hitman.”