Jrizzt Jo’Urdan 🏳️⚧️
@jrizztjourdan.bsky.social
Hi, I’m Jordan! [ She/Her | 30-Something |
| Biracial | HRT 7/19/24 ]
Transbian faildaughter, self hating Star Wars fan, 6’3” little spoon.
Follow my insane quest to review every trans movie ever: 🟠🟢🔵
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| Biracial | HRT 7/19/24 ]
Transbian faildaughter, self hating Star Wars fan, 6’3” little spoon.
Follow my insane quest to review every trans movie ever: 🟠🟢🔵
https://boxd.it/ZnKz
it was a journey
November 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
it was a journey
I think I finally understand how the Backstabbing Opportunist Party and the Never Do Anything Party achieved a self sustaining status quo.
November 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I think I finally understand how the Backstabbing Opportunist Party and the Never Do Anything Party achieved a self sustaining status quo.
updating your drivers license is like doing a respec in an RPG
November 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
updating your drivers license is like doing a respec in an RPG
Was explaining how Female Transformers work (lmao) and I honestly kind of wish Hasbro would lean more into the 13 Primes as like… Vampire the Masquerade Clans?
Like ok if you’re descended from Solus Prime your gender is Woman, but if you’re descended from Micronus Prime then minicon isn’t a gender?
Like ok if you’re descended from Solus Prime your gender is Woman, but if you’re descended from Micronus Prime then minicon isn’t a gender?
November 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Was explaining how Female Transformers work (lmao) and I honestly kind of wish Hasbro would lean more into the 13 Primes as like… Vampire the Masquerade Clans?
Like ok if you’re descended from Solus Prime your gender is Woman, but if you’re descended from Micronus Prime then minicon isn’t a gender?
Like ok if you’re descended from Solus Prime your gender is Woman, but if you’re descended from Micronus Prime then minicon isn’t a gender?
Not dressing up this year, but uh, I don’t think I ever posted these stickers I made last year?
October 31, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Not dressing up this year, but uh, I don’t think I ever posted these stickers I made last year?
This, but why does Megatron hang out with Starscream:
October 28, 2025 at 11:49 AM
This, but why does Megatron hang out with Starscream:
May or may not be a chaser, it all fits!
October 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
May or may not be a chaser, it all fits!
Day 2 of trying to navigate CVS customer service
October 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Day 2 of trying to navigate CVS customer service
inside of me there are two wolves
October 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
inside of me there are two wolves
Government can’t take away my rights if no government
October 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Government can’t take away my rights if no government
post you from a different era
September 29, 2025 at 10:07 PM
post you from a different era
It counts!
September 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
It counts!
The shooter’s roommate:
September 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The shooter’s roommate:
So… without getting into the human pets of it all, here he is arguing that trans rights in the UK would be solved if all trans women become indentured sex slaves to a private dairy farm to save the dairy industry.
September 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
So… without getting into the human pets of it all, here he is arguing that trans rights in the UK would be solved if all trans women become indentured sex slaves to a private dairy farm to save the dairy industry.
Last night was my first time last watching Klute
I fucking *LOVED* Klute
I can’t stop thinking about Klute
I really wish it was called something less stupid than Klute
I fucking *LOVED* Klute
I can’t stop thinking about Klute
I really wish it was called something less stupid than Klute
August 27, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Last night was my first time last watching Klute
I fucking *LOVED* Klute
I can’t stop thinking about Klute
I really wish it was called something less stupid than Klute
I fucking *LOVED* Klute
I can’t stop thinking about Klute
I really wish it was called something less stupid than Klute
“You guys don’t think about the first impression your voice makes every time you speak?”
August 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
“You guys don’t think about the first impression your voice makes every time you speak?”
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
I found the surprisingly rare DR. JEKYLL AND SISTER HYDE Region A Blu-Ray for under $20
I found the surprisingly rare DR. JEKYLL AND SISTER HYDE Region A Blu-Ray for under $20
August 10, 2025 at 1:55 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
I found the surprisingly rare DR. JEKYLL AND SISTER HYDE Region A Blu-Ray for under $20
I found the surprisingly rare DR. JEKYLL AND SISTER HYDE Region A Blu-Ray for under $20
Sometimes you make a purchase that just sums up so much about your personality
August 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Sometimes you make a purchase that just sums up so much about your personality
Ancestors: The Humankind Odyssey is an open world prehistoric ape simulator where you level up by making babies and your goal is to keep your tribe’s bloodline alive for enough generations to evolve into humans.
August 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Ancestors: The Humankind Odyssey is an open world prehistoric ape simulator where you level up by making babies and your goal is to keep your tribe’s bloodline alive for enough generations to evolve into humans.