Jrizzt Jo’Urdan 🏳️⚧️
@jrizztjourdan.bsky.social
Hi, I’m Jordan! [ She/Her | 30-Something |
| Biracial | HRT 7/19/24 ]
Transbian faildaughter, self hating Star Wars fan, 6’3” little spoon.
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| Biracial | HRT 7/19/24 ]
Transbian faildaughter, self hating Star Wars fan, 6’3” little spoon.
Follow my insane quest to review every trans movie ever: 🟠🟢🔵
https://boxd.it/ZnKz
Trying to force myself to eat smaller, more nutritious portions, and realizing that it doesn’t actually take that much to fill me, but I love the physical sensation of eating way more than I knew. Like I am not hungry at all right now, but my brain needs me to eat.
November 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Trying to force myself to eat smaller, more nutritious portions, and realizing that it doesn’t actually take that much to fill me, but I love the physical sensation of eating way more than I knew. Like I am not hungry at all right now, but my brain needs me to eat.
What I keep saying: I need representatives who believe I have a right to live
What libs hear: KREEGYR’S A SEPARATIST! MAYA PEI’S A NEO-REPUBLICAN! THE GHORMAN FRONT? THE PARTISAN ALLIANCE? SECTORISTS! HUMAN CULTISTS! GALAXY PARTITIONISTS! THEY’RE LOST! ALL OF THEM, LOST! LOST!
What libs hear: KREEGYR’S A SEPARATIST! MAYA PEI’S A NEO-REPUBLICAN! THE GHORMAN FRONT? THE PARTISAN ALLIANCE? SECTORISTS! HUMAN CULTISTS! GALAXY PARTITIONISTS! THEY’RE LOST! ALL OF THEM, LOST! LOST!
Yeah, I'd really love a transphobic centrist officially representing the Democrats and put on a national tour. Wow, that'd be amazing. Yeah, for sure.
Pete Buttigieg would be a good DNC spokesperson.
He would do a GREAT job of going around the country, being on TV all the time, and putting out Dem messaging on EVERY issue.
He would be an excellent counter-Leavitt. And we NEED one. He should be holding regular press conferences and putting
He would do a GREAT job of going around the country, being on TV all the time, and putting out Dem messaging on EVERY issue.
He would be an excellent counter-Leavitt. And we NEED one. He should be holding regular press conferences and putting
November 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
What I keep saying: I need representatives who believe I have a right to live
What libs hear: KREEGYR’S A SEPARATIST! MAYA PEI’S A NEO-REPUBLICAN! THE GHORMAN FRONT? THE PARTISAN ALLIANCE? SECTORISTS! HUMAN CULTISTS! GALAXY PARTITIONISTS! THEY’RE LOST! ALL OF THEM, LOST! LOST!
What libs hear: KREEGYR’S A SEPARATIST! MAYA PEI’S A NEO-REPUBLICAN! THE GHORMAN FRONT? THE PARTISAN ALLIANCE? SECTORISTS! HUMAN CULTISTS! GALAXY PARTITIONISTS! THEY’RE LOST! ALL OF THEM, LOST! LOST!
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While Maryland Gov. Moore posted about Trans Day of Rememberance, his state was torturing a trans woman by denying her hormones and housing her with men--according to her lawyer--for 2 months.
All of this for "hate crime" charges from alleged vandalism of a trans symbol near a Catholic school.
All of this for "hate crime" charges from alleged vandalism of a trans symbol near a Catholic school.
November 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
While Maryland Gov. Moore posted about Trans Day of Rememberance, his state was torturing a trans woman by denying her hormones and housing her with men--according to her lawyer--for 2 months.
All of this for "hate crime" charges from alleged vandalism of a trans symbol near a Catholic school.
All of this for "hate crime" charges from alleged vandalism of a trans symbol near a Catholic school.
I need to see Kate Bush dressed as a bat every day thank you very much
You might not think you needed to see Kate Bush dressed as a bat today, but you were wrong.
November 22, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I need to see Kate Bush dressed as a bat every day thank you very much
it was a journey
November 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
it was a journey
I transitioned a year and a half ago, I have been openly out to all my friends and living as a woman 24/7 for almost a year, and *STILL* whenever I walk past the women’s clothes section at Target there’s a voice in my head saying “don’t turn your head to look or they’ll suspect you!”
November 21, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I transitioned a year and a half ago, I have been openly out to all my friends and living as a woman 24/7 for almost a year, and *STILL* whenever I walk past the women’s clothes section at Target there’s a voice in my head saying “don’t turn your head to look or they’ll suspect you!”
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Hardly the first person to make this observation but if you want to know how someone really feels about queer people, ask them how they feel about furries.
Queerphobia and furry hate come from very similar places, the latter is just way more socially acceptable
Queerphobia and furry hate come from very similar places, the latter is just way more socially acceptable
November 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Hardly the first person to make this observation but if you want to know how someone really feels about queer people, ask them how they feel about furries.
Queerphobia and furry hate come from very similar places, the latter is just way more socially acceptable
Queerphobia and furry hate come from very similar places, the latter is just way more socially acceptable
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"According to the report, [...]during the 2024-25 television season, queer characters increased across platforms by 4%, bringing the total to 489. However, the Thursday report found that 41% of those characters will not return." www.thewrap.com/glaad-where-...
Nearly Half of All LGBTQ+ Characters Will Disappear From TV Next Season, GLAAD Study Finds
The 2024-25 TV season recorded 489 queer characters across broadcast, cable and screenings, but cancellations and plot find a deep decline to come
www.thewrap.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
"According to the report, [...]during the 2024-25 television season, queer characters increased across platforms by 4%, bringing the total to 489. However, the Thursday report found that 41% of those characters will not return." www.thewrap.com/glaad-where-...
Every Republican in Office: now might be the most lucrative time to point out that the emperor has no clothes
Chuck Schumer: the Bailey’s don’t want that kind of risk
Chuck Schumer: the Bailey’s don’t want that kind of risk
I can no longer follow the plot of this show. I suspect the writers and actors can’t either. I don’t think they have a show runner.
November 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Every Republican in Office: now might be the most lucrative time to point out that the emperor has no clothes
Chuck Schumer: the Bailey’s don’t want that kind of risk
Chuck Schumer: the Bailey’s don’t want that kind of risk
updating your drivers license is like doing a respec in an RPG
November 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
updating your drivers license is like doing a respec in an RPG
Started watching Transparent, and every moment is like a weird game of Russian roulette where one chamber is getting to see beautiful trans supporting actors front and center, two chambers are Jeffrey Tambor induced tear-my-skin-off dysphoria, and three chambers are Tambor’s annoying kids.
November 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Started watching Transparent, and every moment is like a weird game of Russian roulette where one chamber is getting to see beautiful trans supporting actors front and center, two chambers are Jeffrey Tambor induced tear-my-skin-off dysphoria, and three chambers are Tambor’s annoying kids.
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children cant be queer because queer is sexual, thats why we have to constantly sexualize queer people even if theyre also children, because queer children dont exist. if youre a queer child youre a grown adult and people who want to protect children can inspect your genitals. for fairness.
October 2, 2025 at 10:47 PM
children cant be queer because queer is sexual, thats why we have to constantly sexualize queer people even if theyre also children, because queer children dont exist. if youre a queer child youre a grown adult and people who want to protect children can inspect your genitals. for fairness.
what if he’s going on Brianna Wu’s podcast
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
what if he’s going on Brianna Wu’s podcast
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Valve understands that gay trans people buy video games and right-wing weirdos just watch Asmongold streams and dump their income on Kirsche’s Throne
Let me just say that Valve really knows their audience by picking these two as poster children for the Steam Machine:
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Valve understands that gay trans people buy video games and right-wing weirdos just watch Asmongold streams and dump their income on Kirsche’s Throne
My dad doesn’t particularly understand or take an interest in my transition, but I feel like he’s happy for me insomuch as I found an interesting hobby.
My brother has his bowling league, I have my sex change, these things build character!
My brother has his bowling league, I have my sex change, these things build character!
November 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
My dad doesn’t particularly understand or take an interest in my transition, but I feel like he’s happy for me insomuch as I found an interesting hobby.
My brother has his bowling league, I have my sex change, these things build character!
My brother has his bowling league, I have my sex change, these things build character!
God it’s so funny that he can only pitch his products to fictional characters
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
God it’s so funny that he can only pitch his products to fictional characters
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What is the argument for voting for Democrats for harm reduction if the harm is not fucking reduced
November 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
What is the argument for voting for Democrats for harm reduction if the harm is not fucking reduced
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What the fuck was the point of shutting down the government then??
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 AM
What the fuck was the point of shutting down the government then??
Predator BADLANDS is like “these two identical Elle Fanning androids have grown unusually close on their mission together and are extremely protective of one another and cannot bear to be separated and it’s because they’re SISTERS!” it is some absolute Sailor Moon English dub bullshit
November 8, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Predator BADLANDS is like “these two identical Elle Fanning androids have grown unusually close on their mission together and are extremely protective of one another and cannot bear to be separated and it’s because they’re SISTERS!” it is some absolute Sailor Moon English dub bullshit
I’ve described myself a few times as a Doctor Who regeneration: still the same character, but played by a different actor with a distinctly different take.
(And also there some minor continuity errors between my Eras, best not to overthink it)
(And also there some minor continuity errors between my Eras, best not to overthink it)
How do you explain what happened to your past self once you transitioned?
Are they dead? Alive within you? Never alive in the first place? Or something else entirely?
Are they dead? Alive within you? Never alive in the first place? Or something else entirely?
November 7, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I’ve described myself a few times as a Doctor Who regeneration: still the same character, but played by a different actor with a distinctly different take.
(And also there some minor continuity errors between my Eras, best not to overthink it)
(And also there some minor continuity errors between my Eras, best not to overthink it)
Friend’s trying to get me into Hazbin, and I say this with love, I somehow think I’m not ADHD enough for this
November 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Friend’s trying to get me into Hazbin, and I say this with love, I somehow think I’m not ADHD enough for this
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Transgender for everyone!
November 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Transgender for everyone!
Was explaining how Female Transformers work (lmao) and I honestly kind of wish Hasbro would lean more into the 13 Primes as like… Vampire the Masquerade Clans?
Like ok if you’re descended from Solus Prime your gender is Woman, but if you’re descended from Micronus Prime then minicon isn’t a gender?
Like ok if you’re descended from Solus Prime your gender is Woman, but if you’re descended from Micronus Prime then minicon isn’t a gender?
November 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Was explaining how Female Transformers work (lmao) and I honestly kind of wish Hasbro would lean more into the 13 Primes as like… Vampire the Masquerade Clans?
Like ok if you’re descended from Solus Prime your gender is Woman, but if you’re descended from Micronus Prime then minicon isn’t a gender?
Like ok if you’re descended from Solus Prime your gender is Woman, but if you’re descended from Micronus Prime then minicon isn’t a gender?