jonnyniceman.bsky.social
@jonnyniceman.bsky.social
armpits, ketchup and butt
trump’s desk was an inch taller than usual at this moment
November 22, 2025 at 3:23 AM
i don’t think anyone has a 2025 bingo card, why do they keep saying this?
November 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
those presidents SUCKED and they FUCKED!
November 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
i don’t care who you are, it feels good to fart on a car
November 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

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October 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
don’t like imagining this guy slipping tongue
His slip of the tongue reveals who’s really in charge. trib.al/mIvP0yE

“Illinois governor says we’re provoking actions that are unlawful,” Miller said on CNN. “If I put federal law enforcement and National Guard into a nice sleepy Southern town, is anyone gonna riot?”
October 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I love my curvy AI wife!
October 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
i don’t need tilly norwood, i see a virgin on screen everyday. my monitor is off
October 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
it started on an escalator and could’ve ended on one
September 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
martyr? more like fartyr
September 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
according to the other site, the greatest man in the world died today
September 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
drifting off to the soothing sound of booing, like rain on a tin roof
Donald Trump has passed away.
12 seconds into the first volley
September 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Seen out and about in Chicago.
September 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
calm down people, trump’s been busy watching the labor day weekend gorilla channel marathon
September 1, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.
September 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
grim reaper can’t decide who’s first, all so tempting
universe loading the bases for a walkoff grand slam
Bill Clinton was spotted at the airport in New York with a defibrillator among his luggage.
September 1, 2025 at 1:26 AM
who wants to come over for some lindell and chill
September 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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bases are loaded. we got a triple on deck
August 31, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Rudy Giuliani couldn’t bear to go on after the death of beloved spouse.
August 31, 2025 at 8:37 PM
my fred trump poked his head between two posts on the stairs and can’t pull it out. please help
August 30, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I DIED! Thank you for your ATTENTION to this matter.
August 30, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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An embarrassing memory: my first girlfriend and I were pretty inexperienced, which lead to a confusing moment the first time we were intimate because she had never seen a dicknail before. Had to pause and explain that it was normal and some guys don’t have them removed. We need better sex ed
July 31, 2025 at 2:13 AM